Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! I do hope you had a wonderful Valentine’s Day yesterday. Let’s continue the happiness today with a scrumptious brunch filled with all our favorites — from crisp Belgian waffles to omelets any way you like! Plenty of chilled champagne on hand. Plus, my dears, if anyone overindulged last night, I have a real banger of a Bloody Mary to pass your way. It’s been quite the week, from watching Democrats fight tooth-and-nail against basic election integrity to a five-facepalm-worthy story about lack of condoms at the Winter Olympics. So buckle up, buttercups, and let’s get to it! L’Chaim!

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PSA — with receipts

Never accept the Marxist-driven drivel that melanin is any indicator of individual character or worth.

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Truly an imponderable conundrum that would baffle even the Sphinx

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From bartender to salad chef

Kamala Harris 2.0

At least Professor Irwin Corey did this shtick as a comedy routine.

Oy.

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Where’s a woodchipper when you need one?

Bio-warfare for the good of Mother Gaia. And he felt comfortable enough to say it out loud. That is the state of Our Betters and their goals.

Nick Frietas for the win …

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I’m serious — You do not hate “mainstream media” enough

Someone pass me a glass of ice and the bourbon, please. Thank you kindly.

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We are going to need a bigger woodchipper

I have no words. But David Thompson does …

In light of which, Mr Kotetsu’s claim that “MAPs… don’t want to harm anyone any more than non-MAPs do” may strike readers as unpersuasive.

Not unlike saying,

‘I have a strong urge to poison other people’s pets. I think about it a lot, at length, quite intensely. I frequently picture scenarios in which I’m poisoning other people’s pets. The ways I would do it. The poisons I would use. But I’m not a danger to anyone’s pets. And I’m available for dog-sitting any time, even at short notice.’

Something along those lines.

Indeed.

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Sunday palate cleanser

INCOMING!!!

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Your Sunday smile

In the words of Dennis Prager, happy people make the world a better place.

Customers will gladly wait 30 to 40 minutes just to check out in Michael Masterangelo’s lane. According to his mom, Dayna Peshel, “They will come here specifically just to get in his line… It means everything. I am so proud of him.”

Michael, who has an intellectual disability, has worked at the same Publix for 10 years. And in that decade, he’s turned a regular checkout lane into something much more. (snip)

Store Manager Courtney McGuinness says you can’t train what Michael brings to the store each day.

“His positivity that he comes in every day with, it makes working and shopping here enjoyable,” she said. “He’s always smiling. He’s always interacting.”

Go, Michael, go!

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Time for me to pass you the doggie bags … and don’t be shy! It’s been a good day and it isn’t over yet. Go enjoy the rest of it, kick back and do something fun. See you next week! Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click

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2 Comments
  • George V says:

    AOC: The first half of her word salad is actually correct. “What we are seeking is a return to a rules-based order that eliminates the hypocrisies….” I can agree with her words in this phrase, but I am sure the rules she has in mind are much different than mine.

    Michael Masterangelo: Has worked there for 10 years, always a cheerful and upbeat employee, customers love him to the point of waiting longer in line for his type of service. An intellectual disability? I think Michael has God-given abilities and he uses them well.

  • John C. says:

    When they say that Blacks can not be racist, they explain that it is because they have no power. Now, if a Black person were to call me the most hateful, vicious, disgusting, racist things, All The Right People would applaud. If I were to refer to that Black person in any way that could be construed to be even remotely racist (look up the guy whose life was ruined because he correctly used the term “niggardly”), those same People would scream for my scalp, and not all of them figuratively. Now, just who has the power here?

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