Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! I hope you haven’t been suffering from Wintermaggedon 2026. I do have quite a nice, warming spread for brunch to give you a series of mouth hugs with comfort food galore. Pancakes, ham, biscuits and gravy, bacon, eggs, corned beef hash … yes, don’t worry, still some delicious sweets to go with it. This has been a week to look over all the great things the Trump administration has achieved over the past year while the Left seethes, lies, aggitates and is generally their usual neo-Confederate selves. So load up your plates while I pass the champagne and let’s get to it. L’Chaim!

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We need a Waifu Betsy Ross

Background:

Her name is Waifu Amelia

Her fictional backstory is that she’s a schoolgirl who deeply loves British flags and culture. Wild child that she looks, Amelia is immensely proud of her country and has a real problem with the state of the United Kingdom as it stands today.

The really fun bit is that Amelia was first created by the UK government as a kind of evil girl in a game that was right out of the Stasi playbook

Answer: uk government made a flash based game aimed at preventing college kids from being radicalised into the far-right. But the game plays like it’s for a 5 year old with learning disabilities, and the characters and actions are so ridiculous and out of touch with the real world, that everyone from both sides of the political spectrum is memeing the sh** out of it.

Amelia is supposed to be the “evil” character that leads your mentally disabled character into ThE WrOnG ChOiCeS.

AND the UK was to be alerted by the developers of this game to WrongAnswers so they could round up those boys for regrooving.

George Orwell screams from the grave that 1984 was not a How-To manual.

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You don’t hate media enough …

PRAVDA!

I question the timing …

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The Brits are making the Stasi great again

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Who believes this stuff?

AWFLs eagerly jump into Handmaid costumes every time some cell leader says “protest” and then there’s ABFLs who seem to yearn to be chained. I’m beginning to wonder if this is some kind of strange 50 Shades of Blue fantasy fetishism.

Would someone be a dear and pass me a shot of bourbon? I have to get rid of the ick taste in my mouth.

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If Democrats didn’t have double standards …

OLYMPIA – As the Democratic controlled legislature moves to advance HB 2489, which forces cities to either provide housing, allow homeless camps in public spaces, or be sued, Governor Bob Ferguson protected himself behind this high-security fence.

Installation of the high-security fence around the Governor’s Mansion was completed in December 2025, just in time for the new legislative session to start.

… they have none at all. Neo-Confederacy isn’t the only thing Washington State is involved in.

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Sunday palate cleanser

I’m an OG Star Trek fan and I’m here for the mocking. Pass me the popcorn, please. Make it the kettle corn, thanks.

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Your Sunday smile

This is doubly wonderful … I’m happy to see that auto shop is still being taught in high school, along with instilling virtue in those students.

The heartwarming ceremony begins when the garage door opens and a class of teenage students present a newly-refurbished car with a big red bow to a single mother.

For eight years, the presentation, delivered with a round of applause, has been repeated 4-5 times each year at Louisa County High School in Mineral, Virginia. The school’s automotive technology students repair the donated used cars and then give them away to single moms who could use a lift.

via GIPHY

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I’m sad to say that our Sunday brunch has come to a close. It’s hard to believe, but this is our last Sunday of January. I’d better stop blinking or it will be time for Halloween deco before I know it! Do have a wonderful rest of the day and I’ll see you on February 1st. Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click

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1 Comment
  • Wfjag says:

    Dems and their friends are starting preparations for destroying the 250th year of US independence celebrations.

    That’s how much they hate Trump.

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