Blessed Are The Most Miserable People On This Earth

Blessed Are The Most Miserable People On This Earth

Blessed Are The Most Miserable People On This Earth

Far-left liberals are hands-down the most miserable people on the face of this earth, especially when they are being blessed.

Let’s examine the latest exhibit of wretchedness: Editor-in-Chief at Mother Jones, Ms. Clara Jeffrey.

Comrade Clara’s Alaska Airlines jet touched down in San Francisco on Friday night. It was a safe, uneventful flight with an equally safe, uneventful landing, I am sure. What triggered Clara? The flight attendant wished the passengers on board a-wait for it-blessed night!

Blessed? We are surprised Clara’s head did not do a full 360 and she did not vomit pea-green soup! What would have sufficed? Great. Awesome. Fabulous. Amazing. Fantastic.

Clara? GOD is all of these! Let’s add more to this blessed mess. Jeffrey’s row mate even called out this poor flight attendant by uttering under his, her, they, their-whatever’s-breath:

This ain’t Montgomery, sweetie.”

No, San Francisco for certain, ain’t Montgomery. I’d be willing to bet residents of Montgomery hold doors and are, for the most part, southern polite. They do wish people a blessed day. Contrary to the misery that is here on the left coast where people do not hold doors or thank individuals for holding them or engage in any pleasantries, much less wish someone a blessed evening. Clara Jeffrey and the likes of the Karens on the progressive left are so desensitized and ambivalent to the way the rest of the country works in their angry, liberal bubbles. Everything is an offense as they trod upon this stolen land and breathe. They are oblivious to the heaping trash piles around them in their very own cities that have fallen victim to very liberal policies of homelessness, drug addiction and crime. Of course they don’t want to be blessed by “Creeping Christian Nationalism”-they would rather Creeping Communistic Utopia.

I would say it’s a huge (AHEM) blessing the mob (even fellow liberals) on X called Jeffrey out on her BS:

Jeffrey even blessed Nancy Pelosi at one point. At another juncture, this “blessing” is not okay on a plane. You see, it’s just a matter of respecting norms and wishes. Clara Jeffrey did not wish to be blessed upon landing and de-planing and neither did some of her cabin mates. It’s too bad the flight attendant on this flight did not have the psychic abilities to understand this or respect them.

Now, I would not be surprised if a bunch of atheists landing in SFO groaned at the word “blessed”. Perhaps the flight attendant should have uttered the Wiccan “Blessed be” to get a good kudos from Clara Jeffrey et al. But the flight attendant should know the use of the word “blessed” is “way off Alaska’s brand”, and is defined by one Mother Jones editor-in-chief, as “Creeping, Christian Nationalist”. But this is what the left believes as their truth:

If I were sitting behind her, I might have taken my shoes and socks off and stuck my bare feet on her arm rest to invade her space. I honestly hope the next time this woman is on a plane, she gets stuck next to a person with a severe case of the farts.

Imagine living in a world where a harmless pleasantry such as wishing someone a blessed night is triggering to the point of airing one’s grievances on X. Clara Jeffrey, the bigoted, elitist, progressive snob that she is, just took a giant crap on a flight attendant who belongs to a UNION group that is trying to negotiate for higher wages for their workers. This piece of human excrement, American “journalist”, then calls out Alaska Airlines in the tweet, so that the company can investigate and reprimand this flight attendant. This is the misery of the progressive left. After wheeling a heavy cart down a narrow aisle in an aluminum cylinder with wings and being a part of a flight crew that gets all souls to and from their destinations safely, THIS is the gratitude that is bestowed upon them.

Dear Karen-Clara-So sorry Alaska Airlines did not roll out their Pride paint-schemed jet to cart your fat ass from wherever you were to SanFran. So sorry the flight attendants were not all wearing Palestinian flag pins on their uniforms. And even more sorry your Captain and your First Officer did not greet you with a good Allahu Akbar before the plane parked at the gate.

I hope this miserable human being has a major sneezing fit today and everyone around her says “Bless You” multiple times. Clara? Girl, bless your heart. Bless you all, progressives!

Feature Photo Credit: airplane landing via Pixabay, cropped and modified

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