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Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.
The champagne is chilled, let me pour your flute. Do help yourself to the platter of petite pastries … I’m particular to the eclairs. This last week of shrill Leftwing psychopathy calls for increased sugar consumption and a nice plying of alcohol. Let’s get started.
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Joe Biden https://t.co/ZV3l1k85de pic.twitter.com/IaHEO4ILJU
— Mark (@markmaycot) May 19, 2023
Can anyone explain where are the parents?
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Dears, it’s a miracle! Everything is blue skies and pina coladas so Mayor Breed has so much time on her hands she is gadding about creating a new, paid position of Drag Laureate.
Well-known drag performer and nightclub owner D’Arcy Drollinger was selected to the ambassador-esque position by Mayor London Breed, who called her a “a bright star” in the Golden City.
The role lasts for 18 months – a span where Drollinger said she plans to make the city “sparkle.”
What? Is he going to be driving a street sweeper? Blasting the sidewalks with a firehose?
Her (sic) duties, which earn her (sic) a $55,000 stipend, will include producing and taking part in drag events while serving as a spokesperson for San Francisco’s LGBTQ community.
Oh. So, the needles, crime, human feces and violence stays while what taxpayers are left will be paying a guy to wear a dress to add “sparkle”.
How special.
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She needs help asap. NELEG pic.twitter.com/MCDDafFZRI
— Rag&Bone – Ultra Mega MAGA semi-fascist (@RagBone7) May 19, 2023
I’m trying, dears, for a pithy remark, but these well-fed Woke Women of Pallor exhaust me. And Ms. Cavanaugh here turns my stomach with her shrieking support of the chemical and physical mutilation of children.
Dollars to macarons, that sniveling, tail-end GenXer was never told “no” growing up by her perpetually stoned parent(s).
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What in Satan’s parlor is happening in Nebraska?
Nebraska state Sen. Megan Hunt (I) said that while she is willing to engage political opponents on issues like abortion, she doesn’t bother with those she thinks oppose “basic civil rights shit.” (snip)
But some of this basic civil rights shit, I’m just like: What the fuck is wrong with you? I don’t talk to them. I don’t acknowledge them. I don’t want to work with them. I literally don’t think that they’re good people.
It should be noted that Hunt has declared she has a trans-identified daughter. Who would have thunk that?
Being that this is Sunday, I’ll refrain from saying out loud what I think of dear Megan and her support of removing the breasts of 16 y/o girls.
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Remember all the months of our betters in the government and media telling us we were just naughty conspiracy mongers over the banning of gas stoves? Right up to that time when the banning started taking place AND we are evil people out to destroy Our Climate (and Democracy) by bitterly clinging to them?
Well, dears, it won’t be a complete ban at all. All the Very Special People will get their exemption.
The city of Palo Alto, California, said this week that celebrity chef Jose Andres could use gas stoves in his new restaurant, exempting him from the controversial new ban on natural gas hookups in new construction that takes effect this year.
City officials described the settlement with Andres as a “one-off,” saying that his exemption was a unique situation …
Oh yes. Unique.Situation. Just like the dozens upon dozens of private jets globe-trotting to exotic locals to meet about Climate Change. They have to do it, dears. They are doing it for us. We won’t get to travel, we’ll have to eat bugs, but look at their sacrifice of time and effort and be happy shut up.
Pass the petit fours. I’m going to research how much a gross of pitchforks will set me back. Shall I see about torches and rotted veggies, too?
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What can I say here? Praise God that this big brother leapt so instinctively to protect his little sister. He is a true hero.
A 13-year-old Michigan boy who used a slingshot to save his 8-year-old sister from an attempted kidnapping said he was “freaking out” and simply reached for something that could stop the attack.
“So I grab my slingshot and open the window and I grab two things — a marble and a gravel rock or something,” Owen Burns told WWTV/WWUP-TV in Cadillac in northern Michigan.
Police said Owen struck the 17-year-old assailant in the head and chest, and his sister was able to get away.
Mad props to Owen. He kept his head and his sister is safe.
Bravo.
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Isn’t it heartening to find acts of courage in an age where chaos has the upper hand? That’s my favorite part of my sharing Sunday with you. We need to know there are still people willing to step up and do good.
Until next week, dear friends. Cheers!
featured image, original graphic by Darleen Click
NTSOG says: As I watched the fool from Nebraska I kept thinking of a five year old spoiled brat screaming in a tantrum ‘I want more ice-cream!’ Did she stamp her feet too? I couldn’t tell. It’s a pity she didn’t hold her breath until her face turned blue – and then fainted.
Cameron says: I’m old enough to remember a time when folks would be ashamed to act like that in public.
Cameron says: Regarding that young man with the slingshot, there was a follow up interview with him. He’s grateful for the folks that have given him money but he said he was only doing what was right.
(Tried copying and pasting the relevant quote but I’m getting errors when I try.)
NTSOG says: I’m surprised that some precious fool didn’t demand he be arrested for carrying and using a dangerous weapon.
GWB says: Well, technically he wasn’t “carrying” in the normal sense. He was inside his home. (Yeah, the bad guy was trying to snatch her from her own yard.)
And, to reiterate – KUDOS to you, Owen!
GWB says: the platter of petite pastries … I’m particular to the eclairs
Oh honey. If your eclairs qualify for “petite pastries” you’re doing them wrong!
she plans to make the city “sparkle.”
It’s going to toss glitter everywhere. Human feces is SO much more spectacular when it’s covered in glitter.
never told “no” growing up by her perpetually stoned parent(s).
She is solid evidence to me that some people are born under a head of cabbage and can grow up feral, adopted by… evidently in this case, a pack of feral hogs.
But some of this basic civil rights shit
Well, since you haven’t mastered basic English language shit….
Another place for posting the classic “As Good As It Gets” line:
“Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City ‘Sailor wanna hump-hump’ bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.”
his exemption was a unique situation
Yes. A unique situation called “He’s one of the beautiful people, and we all want to be beautiful people, too (or at least get invited to their parties) and so we’ll break the rules for him.”
Every law in the land should be able to be applied without exceptions. If not, then it probably shouldn’t be a law. (I’m looking at you, Congress.)
He kept his head and his sister is safe.
And you know how they identified the assailant (who was a 17yo male)? By the HUGE bruise on his head! No kidding! Which reminds me I need to get some practice in with my slingshot (for the geese). And I need to get back to the range with my other ranged weapons, in order to protect little girls from kidnappers and rapists (among other things).
Kudos to you, Owen!
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