They finally have President Donald J. Trump and he will be indicted. Ask not who “they” are. They are the same people who have put ill-wishes on DJT since the day he rode down the elevator of Trump Tower in 2015. “He” was not our kind, dear. Trump was not a candidate like Mitt Romney, John McCain, or Father and Son Bush. Trump was not one of the club. Billionaire though he may be; Trump was just as smelly as the Walmart shoppers the Deep State despises. But he is caught at last and will be indicted, we are told.

I am a Trump supporter. If (Please God) Trump runs in 2024, I will donate to his campaign, campaign for him, and proudly vote for him for a third time. The Left and the Establishment do not believe it, but I do not worship him and am fully aware of his flaws. That’s one of the differences between me and the Left/Establishmment Republicans. They elevate people to god-like status and ignore their flaws. Importantly, they have no sense of humor about themselves or their gods. Before he offended our betters by running for President, Trump was a favorite butt of their jokes. He knew back then that they considered him an idiot buffoon, but he “played” them as he did in 2004 on Saturday Night Live. We, the smelly Walmart shoppers, got the joke and Trump built his brand.

When Trump took the notion to think he was their equal, their delicate sensibilities were offended. Hillary (I’m with her.) Clinton paid for and disseminated the Steele Dossier. The FBI, already spying on Trump, gave legitimacy to the Dossier. The Establishment Republicans, those who sold us the Bushs and Romney (Jonah Goldberg and Bill Kristol) were giddy. Of course, Alexander Vindman and Fiona Hill took up the fight during Impeachment 1.0, both offended that Trump didn’t let them run foreign policy. Then, the January 6 Fedsurrection happened and the Left/Establishment Republicans have been jonesing for Trump to be led off in handcuffs. But, the January 6 Committee is led by people who got an ASVAB waiver and the Deep State saw that they were going to have to handle this themselves. Creepy Joe’s puppetmasters CANNOT let Trump back through the White House doors. Which led to the Great Trump Paper Caper.

Apparently, when it was time for the peaceful transfer of power, Donald Trump took everything he could get his orange fingers on and packed them, with his own hands, willy nilly. His goal was to sell our nuclear secrets to the highest bidder and/or sell memorabilia on EBay to fund Trump Tower in Moscow. Seriously, I can’t keep up with these people.

It was thus decreed necessary by the National Archivist, and signed off on by AG Merrick Garland, that the same FBI agents from D.C., who had been investigating Donald Trump for years, raid (with a safecracker) Mar-a-Lago and Melania’s silkies. First though, Joe Biden had to sign off on a waiver of any claim to Executive Privilege. But, Joe knew nothing.

Oh, I forgot. The FBI are pristine lawmen who have never been wrong. I saw this on a liberal friend’s Facebook feed this morning:

If only we could ask Charlie Chaplin, Marilyn Monroe or Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. about the clean hands of the FBI. If the FBI hadn’t spent six years going after Trump we might believe them now.

Each time, the media shouts Huzzah! we finally have him. Tweeter fools start twitting that the walls are closing in on Trump, and memes get circulated of Trump in an orange jumpsuit. And, each time, the cigar explodes in their faces, proving they have no self-awareness or memory.

Here we go again. Friday night, the Daily Beast published “It’s Over: Trump Will Be Indicted” by Brad Moss, a National Security Attorney. From the article:

I have finally seen enough. Donald Trump will be indicted by a federal grand jury.

You heard me right: I believe Trump will actually be indicted for a criminal offense. Even with all its redactions, the probable cause affidavit published today by the magistrate judge in Florida makes clear to me three essential points:

(1) Trump was in unauthorized possession of national defense information, namely properly marked classified documents.

(2) He was put on notice by the U.S. Government that he was not permitted to retain those documents at Mar-a-Lago.

(3) He continued to maintain possession of the documents (and allegedly undertook efforts to conceal them in different places throughout the property) up until the FBI finally executed a search warrant earlier this month.

That is the ball game, folks. Absent some unforeseen change in factual or legal circumstances, I believe there is little left for the Justice Department to do but decide whether to wait until after the midterms to formally seek the indictment from the grand jury.

Riiiiight. Let’s talk about the court case involving Presidential tapes in Clinton’s sock drawer.

Mr. Moss was on MSNBC with Alex Wagner to drop some legal code on that poor, Leftie bobblehead:

I would be interested to hear from other attorneys if 793 e applies to the President or former President. The formmer President isn’t Reality Winner.

Old, reliable Alan Dershowitz also thinks the Justice Department has enough to indict Donald Trump.

“Every judge would’ve made the same ruling,” Dershowitz said. “So it’s no harm, no foul. The problem was not with Reinhart. It was with the attorney general who didn’t follow his own guidelines. There should never have been a search warrant requested here.”

He went on to state the government has enough evidence to indict the former president:

The other important thing is, there is enough evidence here to indict Trump. But Trump will not be indicted in my view because the evidence doesn’t pass what I call the Nixon-Clinton standards.

The Nixon standard is, the case has to be so overwhelmingly strong that even Republicans support it. And the Clinton standard is, why is this case more serious than Clinton’s case where there wasn’t a criminal prosecution?

I don’t know about my fellow Ultra MAGA, semi-fascists, but I don’t think many people could withstand the calumnies that Trump has had thrown at him without cracking. Yet he still retains his sense of humor. Like when he trolled the redacted affadavit:

Y’all, Lefties and Establishment Republicans, go ahead and have your “the walls are closing in” moment. I’ma be over here waiting for the cigar to explode, in your face, again.

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