This just in: Piers Morgan, a self-import(ant) from Britain, remains a raging hypocritical loon. I know; that’s a huge newsflash to anyone who’s ever heard his tirades on gun control, just for starters. But his newest proposal is nothing short of Orwellian. What did he do this time? Well, he tweeted this:

What would I do with white people who use the N-word? Jail them.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 22, 2015

And boy did he catch a ration. Here’s a brief sample:

@piersmorgan What's worse is every single elected Democrat would take this same position.

— Super Leftist (@SuperLeftist) June 22, 2015

@piersmorgan what about black people who use the N word? Is it not racist to treat people differently for using the same word coz of race?

— Jamie Johnston (@jaybo96) June 22, 2015

And, of course, out come the ignoramuses who practice free speech, as long as they get to censor everyone else’s:

@jaybo96 @piersmorgan OMG White people having to deal with racism!! 'Quell HORROR! Just get over it, you CANT say that word. TOUGH CRAP

— JaniStoleADoll (@JaniLovesYew) June 22, 2015

Really? Who are you, the Speech Police? What if I want to jail all the proverbial (and in this case, accurate) “dumb blondes?” See how that works?

What about liberal hypocrite Alec Baldwin’s favorite slur?

Can I say “fag,” Piers and Blonde Twitter Gal, even if I’m referring to one of your British smokes? Will that get me, as a straight white chick, jailed, too? Oops, I said “chick.” Now it’s on, femi-despots. Duct tape my trap shut.

So let me get this straight: Anyone can utter the dreaded “N-Word,” except for white people? Kinda like separate water fountains? Or segregated schools? Whites, even when discussing racism while invoking the N-Word, get jailed; blacks are free to have “a conversation.” Got it. Let’s treat people differently based on skin color because we don’t want to be…racist? There’s some logic for ya. Because fundamental rights like free speech, equal protection under the law, that pesky due process thing, those are all old ideas from America’s yesteryear, right, Piers? Oh, I almost forgot, you lack a national consciousness and respect for the battles this nation endured to defend our rights to unabashed liberty.

Piers’ loony proposal begs one last question: Does jailing “white people” include Americans—like, say, a sitting POTUS—who are of mixed races? What will we do with them? Will we have a special tribunal for the multi-racial, force them to undergo DNA tests, and then jail them, too, should they fail the Piers Morgan Race Litmus Test? Maybe we could hide them away in a comfy cell in Communist Cuba, locked away from prying eyes, where anything at all that offends the powers that be gets one jailed? We could mandate that each cell has a trendy Che Guevara poster plastered to its wall. That’ll teach ’em. I heard they still sell those at Walmart. Oops…there goes that time-tested, cronic liberal “we have no capacity to foresee the consequences of our ill-conceived actions” affliction again. But, oh, bloody hell, let’s go with it, because, divide and conquer.

Meh. No wonder CNN dumped you.

I have a proposal: How about we deport ignorant liberal “journalists” who come to our country, try to steal away our natural rights, and then profit from the very free speech they then denigrate? Who’s with me?