Lena Dunham’s Warning to Airline Employees and Travelers: “I Hear and See All”

by Lisa Carr on September 10, 2017

Lena Dunham is a girl of many talents. Lying, posing for heinously unattractive photos, molesting and giving away loving canine family members because they are inconvenient to her lifestyle are amongst those talents she possesses. We can now also add omnipotence to this list.

Back in August, Dunham took to Twitter to complain about two American Airlines employees she claimed to have overheard engaging in “transphobic talk”-a claim the airline has been unable to substantiate (surprise, surprise):

Dunham’s claim fell apart when American Airlines issued a statement claiming they were “unable to substantiate” her claim and when a video that Dunham posted around the same time showed that the actress was flying on Delta Air Lines, which according to the spokesperson, doesn’t operate out of JFK Terminal 8. In other words, Dunham got caught with her pants down again. Which for her, by the way, is not unusual.

Apparently, not enough folks were paying this poor little spoiled BRAT any attention (you know, a gal named Irma is getting all of the attention these days and fires are burning in the west) so she decided to take to her Instagram to post her follow-up on her anti-trans debacle last month:

“I’m at the airport. And I think people now know, when I’m at the airport, they have to f#cking watch out for me. I hear and I see all.”-Lena Dunham

The wrath of Lena is coming, all. She sees and hears everything. Very ominous, indeed. I personally think the airlines need to take this as a staunch warning. In addition to safety briefs to passengers on the features of the aircraft, perhaps airlines nationwide could add some additional warnings on behalf of social justice warriors like Dunham:

“Please take a moment to review the features of this Boeing 777 in the seat pocket in front of you. Also, in the seat pocket in front of you is a list of 32 different gender pronouns to choose from. Please use caution in addressing your neighbor with the correct one. In case of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device. Please take care to fill out your Customs form along with the form stating from which ethnic group you identify. You will receive a culturally appropriate meal that corresponds to this. In case of a sudden decrease in cabin pressure, white males will receive oxygen only an as-needed basis. This includes your Captain and your First Officer, too because they are privileged white boys that get to fly you around. And, passengers, Lena Dunham KNOWS ALL. Any one who speaks ill of Hillary Clinton, Cecile Richards, exercises cultural appropriation by eating a meal from a cultural or ethnic group they do not belong or will be subject to discipline. So, put away that burrito white boy or be prepared to be thrown off this jet…”

I’m sure passengers will not complain of a few extra delays on the tarmac in the name of virtue-signaling and social justice (snort). Can we just add Lena Dunham to the No-Fly List?

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Scott September 10, 2017 at 3:18 pm

Well, i’m headed to the airport tomorrow, and if this skank decides to eavesdrop on my conversation, i promise that the shit i” say will melt her little snowflake ass!
I guess it goes without saying, F*@$ this Biotch!

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EndOfPatience September 11, 2017 at 2:25 am

“F*@$ this Biotch”

No, thanks. Not even with Kieth Olbermann’s junk.

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Mrs.M September 10, 2017 at 6:38 pm

When is this skank going to move to Czechoslovakia and leave us to offend in peace?

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Lon Mead September 11, 2017 at 2:31 am

So, I think it’s safe to say that she will be reporting any incidents, whether they actually happen or not.

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Mike September 11, 2017 at 2:34 am

The pig is a serial liar..

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Manual Paleologos September 11, 2017 at 5:18 am

So, put away that burrito white boy or be prepared to be thrown off this jet

And you put it down too, Mexican guy. The beef comes from cows, which y’all appropriated from Europeans.

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JBM September 11, 2017 at 8:37 am

WOW! Did Lena just ‘assume’ the gender of those flight attendants?? How does she know they self-identify as female? How transphobic!!

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