“Biscuit Brain”, Chelsea Handler Calls Sarah Sanders a “Biscuit Face” Because Women’s Empowerment or Something
When Chelsea Handler is not blaming President Trump for her mansion burning down, she partakes in another one of her favorite hobbies (besides rockin’ the ganja): shaming Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Last week, she claimed Donald Trump was “like, setting the world on fire” because she had to evacuate her Southern California home. Last week, the “I-think-I’m-so-funny” Handler, during an exchange with Lanny Davis—longtime bootlicker-lawyer and fixer for Hillary and Bill Clinton—she inquired about the “harlot with whore lipstick” the Republicans are “trolloping” out every day. Now this makeup “tutorial”:
“This is foundation and just like the foundation of America, it’s Republican, it’s strong, and it’s white.”-Chelsea Handler
How can I get one of these makeup tutorials? pic.twitter.com/2gMlaEar2C
— NeeCee (@NeeCee2017) December 9, 2017
This is the Era of the Hypocrite! When the ”Champion of Women” grabs women’s asses and a celebrity ”Feminist” posts crap like this about another woman. https://t.co/m7p004RL0J
— StrongWomenLoveTrump (@mcgilh) December 10, 2017
Can you say, “BURN!”?
(Or maybe “flush”….)
🔻🔺🔻🔺🔻🔺🔻#JamesWoodsROCKS#ChelseaHandlerHumanUrinal#SarahSanders
🔺🔻🔺🔻🔺🔻🔺https://t.co/gEfwOkrf3b— Barb🎄ÓRothláin (@gotspeed2burn) December 10, 2017
Great interview Governor . I love your daughter. I think Chelsea Handler and some others should pay attention . In the news this week I saw 3 girls killed themselves over bullying . Mocking Sarah , how is this helping young girls feel good? Disgraceful
— Chris Teck (@cteck629) December 10, 2017
And all of this brings me to my story today. While the new feminists of Hollywood fat-shame, over-sexualize and are unnecessarily brutal to women who do not fit into their political mold, girls are getting beat up in schools, called names and become so depressed that they are put on suicide watch. It happens every day. Pick a school, any school across the United States. It happened in my community this past week. I remember girls like you, Chelsea. Girls like you pulled chunks of hair out my head in seventh grade. Girls like you shamed my early developing body to the point that I changed for PE in a private bathroom stall because I was embarrassed and you all then told all of the boys that I was “hiding something” and stuffing my bra. Girls like you smoked pot, got drunk, whored around and made fun of the girls that did not and started rumors about girls like us. You wrote about us on bathroom walls and called us “lezzies” because we wouldn’t give it up to some horny senior. Girls like you got pregnant at 16 and had a subsequent abortion. You went through life stepping upon other women, badmouthing them, sleeping your way to the “top” (I worked in the media field, I know this) and you still try desperately to hold on to what little, pathetic lives you have by cutting other women down.
I do not have a daughter, but I do have a son. My hope for him is that he does not end up with a girl who is a mean girl like you, Chelsea. I would much rather him end up with a college-educated woman with a “biscuit face” and decent morals, something, sadly, the girls of today are not walking away with when you and the likes of your crowd impart your wisdom. Girls like you lie, Chelsea. And you are not a woman, you are indeed an overgrown girl in a used-up body. Now, don’t throw stones if you live in a glass house…or a burning house, for that matter. Sorry, not sorry.
It ain’t Sarah Sanders who had nude pictures of herself all over the internet.
Great article. To bad Handler won’t read the “truth” of what the majority of women
think about her. Divine Providence always gets even with us too for bad-mouthing
the innocent.
She aint that pretty herself.
Well, if she is going to deride someone else’ appearance, how does she manage to dye her roots dark like that? /snark
Chelsea Handler should not speak about appearance of anyone. Those marks on her face are guys poking her with 10 foot poles.
Dim bulb Chelsea has to attack Sarah Sanders on her looks, because she hasn’t a clue how to deal with Sarah’s ideas.
Handler’s idea of a finely crafted retort is “Like whatever!”
It’s hard to take Ms Handler seriously when her largest claims to fame are being drunk with her legs over some guy’s shoulders. I read one of her books, it’s a recurrent theme. I was raised to respect a woman’s intellect. I can’t respect what doesn’t exist. Sorry Chelsea, you’ll never be half the woman Sarah is.
Whoa, that photo of Chelsea Handler is grim. I think the phrase is “rode hard and put away wet”.
She looks like The Years of Whine & Vodka are catching up.
Haven’t heard that expression in years – thanks for my morning laugh!
I typically find this blog to be refreshing in it’s candor, but I’m not entirely sure that this article, and the comments under it, are a whole lot different from what Handler is doing. Just saying.
Ah… but she started it, didn’t she? Sensible thinking people are getting tired of the immoral crap spewing from the likes of this idiot. We don’t have to be quiet and take it anymore.
If someone punches me, the punch I throw back at them won’t be a “whole lot different” from the one they gave me.
Except that theirs is criminal and unjustified and mine is self-defense and righteous.
Start out being nice to people, then treat them as well as they treat you.
Handler deserves everything anyone on this site can unload on her.
And, deservedly or not, she’ll probably still be shown more mercy than she showed Sanders.
Why the photo of Dawg the Bounty Hunter in this essay about some comedienne?
Well said.
Please, someone, bundle Handler off stage.
Thanks in advance.
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