Pride Month kicked off with a bang and Zooey Zephyr was there for it. “Zooey”, (pronounced “Zoey” but with an extra “o”) joined the dimwits on The View to advocate for LGBTQ+ people and, ultimately, scold Target:

But what we see in moments like this is the people who support anti-trans legislation, anti-LGBTQ legislation aren’t just after that, they don’t want to see LGBTQ people happy or thriving in stores, in our communities and will get very angry at the sight of us on a Sports Illustrated issue.

And to me, if you’re a corporation and you’re seeing a sliver of what it’s like for LGBTQ people who can’t decide to take our identities off the shelf, that’s why it’s more important now than ever to make sure you are standing alongside us throughout this.”-Zooey Zephyr

To which, one of the twits on The View quips: “be a good corporate citizen, it’s not that hard!” Honestly, can these irrelevant women on this show get any more moronic? Be a good corporate citizen and keep the “Too Queer for Here” tote bags and baby onesies at the front of the store, for all to see? Let’s throw some strap-ons and vibrators out there for good measure, while you’re at it, Target. I mean, why the hell not?

Back to ZOOey. Zooey did not just scold Target but also scolded, and sued the State of Montana, where he serves on the Montana State Legislature. Of course, he did. Gotta pay for vaginoplasty somehow, right, bro?

But who is Zooey Zephyr? This eye-opening piece by Jeremy Carl, is telling.

Zephyr was born Zachary Raasch in Billings, MT and grew up there and in Washington state, where he was a champion high school wrestler.”-Jeremy Carl

The slight, familiar, not-quite-cauliflower, bend in the ears makes sense now. I guess it is a good thing he decided to wait to transition for the sake of girl wrestlers on high school teams. Still, Raasch/Zephyr believes that men who transition to female do not have an advantage in sports. Personally, I’d like to see him wrestle Lia Thomas. I would pay to watch that match.

Zooey, once a biological man, had vaginoplasty surgery so he could become a lesbian, basically. More on his partner in crime in a bit because that’s another story in itself. In the meantime, we will share with you a tweet that has NOT been deleted from Representative Zephyr’s Twitter account:

This is my ideal relationship with a man: one where I'm riding him, and also ready to end his life. https://t.co/gCzUfEvzC6

— Rep. Zooey Zephyr (@ZoAndBehold) November 3, 2020

Seems like a stable individual talking on the House Floor advocating for child hormone treatments and sex changes, don’t you think? Now on to partner, fiancee, whatever-Anthony “Erin” Reed. According to Carl’s background piece on Zephyr:

(Reed was) Once married with a child, he got divorced and came out as transgender, eventually, like Raasch, opting for hormones and surgery.

Reed’s family was (unsurprisingly) unhappy about his decision to transition complaining that his family would not use his “pronouns” or his fake name. He is divorced enough from reality that he expressed anger that his ex-wife ‘Told me that I can’t have the name ‘mom’ because she gave birth. He later expressed frustration because his ex-wife was fighting him for custody after he came out as trans.

In his spare time Reed maintains an informed consent’ map of the many clinics in America where you can get cross-sex hormones just on your own say-so without any previous therapy or confirmed gender dysphoria required. Sadly, four such clinics exist even in Montana.”-Jeremy Carl

Zooey’s previous trysts include a “girlfriend” who is a trans-identified man and a self-proclaimed furry. Yes, a FURRY. Color me rainbow-colored shocked. But Zephyr and Reed are soulmates. After all, they both believe parents should not have any right to know if a child is transitioning at school.

Marginalized 2 pic.twitter.com/7GlhNhd5rS

— Tatsuya Ishida (@TatsuyaIshida9) June 3, 2023

I walked into a school yesterday to only see a piece of artwork that read “you can be anything you want”. The saying was accompanied by all colors of the rainbow. This subtle nod was in an elementary school.

No, kiddies. Sorry but, no, you can’t.

Yet, here we have an individual who chooses to call himself a ridiculous name (Zooey Zephyr) as if he is a legit Manga character. This individual wants to be taken seriously as a woman and a politician. Zephyr overcompensates for his lack of femininity with flowery, pseudo-intellectual language, and an over-articulated voice. Dude. Real girls don’t talk like that. He is a mockery to women. He is a sick individual who wants to be a woman and can finance vaginoplasty and a boob job but seemingly cannot get a good eyebrow artist to shape those things.

Personally, I couldn’t care less what Zooey Zephyr and his boy toy do in the comfort of their own home. I don’t care that this cosplaying girl was once a guy who wanted to be a woman and is now a lesbian with a fake vagina. But this goes deeper than the surface. People like Zooey Zephyr, who came from backgrounds of abuse and a lack of normalcy, are trying to promote fetishism as normalcy. They are being glorified this month by corporations and our media giants. There is more than just bad hair and eyebrows that is wrong with this picture. And, by the by, we’re only three days into this craptastic spectacle. Stay tuned. That’s not all, folks.

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