Evidently, book publishers REALLY wanted Word Salad Kamala to write a tell-all book about her time in the White House.

Kamala Harris, who bizarrely blew through a record $1.5billion on her failed presidential campaign, may soon earn some big-bucks payback.

Top publishers, DailyMail.com has learned exclusively, are willing to pay the soon-to-be former vice president and twice-failed Democratic presidential hopeful a whopping advance of as much as $20million for an inside look at President Joe Biden’s, 82, White House and presidential campaign tell-all.

According to a Kamala insider: ‘Virtually the moment Kamala lost to Trump, the offers began pouring in from the publishing world for her to do the definitive book on what really went on between Joe and Kamala – what went right and what went wrong – inside the Oval Office walls, and all the ups and downs of her campaign.

‘They are throwing around advance numbers in the $20million range, maybe more with other publishing rights.’

~Snip

A prominent executive at one of New York’s top liberal-leaning publishing houses told DailyMail.com: ‘More than anyone in the Biden White House, Kamala as the number two, and then as Joe Biden’s campaign successor after he dropped out of the race, knows all the secrets, knows where all the skeletons are buried.

‘She was there from the beginning of the administration and participated in all the presidential decisions, right or wrong. She’s the one who can tell the consummate story.

Oh sure! The consummate story is that of Kamala phoning it in on everything during her tenure as Vice President. 

Again, this is a person who was SO not ready for prime time that she quit her 2020 Presidential campaign because no one would donate to her! It is still an absolute mystery to me as to why she was even CONSIDERED for Vice President. Yet there she was. 

And then we watched as Kamala did her damndest to run away from every and all responsibilities that Biden handed her.

AWOL as Border Czar? Check

AWOL as NASA Expert? Check

Foreign Policy snafus? Check 

Instead we were treated to giggle fests, fluffy joy, word salads that broke our brains, and snide comments. One thing we do know is that Kamala was unequivocally proud to be the last one in the room with Joe for the heinous Afghanistan withdrawal that left too many of our soldiers wounded and thirteen killed in action. 

We also know that her incompetence, and that of everyone around her, led to her blowing through well over $1 BILLION dollars in less than 200 days. She refused interviews because she can’t speak coherently on anything and wanted everything tightly scripted. And others refused to interview her because of the same thing, even though they didn’t say that out loud, we all know that is why. 

She continues to prosper from failure, Collin. Maybe she can use that money to pay off her campaign’s debt.

— Burt Macklin (@BurtMaclin_FBI) December 19, 2024

She couldn’t even do a SCRIPTED interview without throwing word salads into the air! 

Audience starts laughing when Harris asks young people to remember "the context in which you exist."

"Yeah, I did that," she replies laughing. "Uh huh." pic.twitter.com/pALyWKnKPJ

— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) December 17, 2024

And yet publishers want to hand her $20 million dollars or more for a book??!! At least that will pay off the campaign debt. What they REALLY want is the scoop on Joe and the catfights between her and Jill. 

If she wants to run in 2028, she’d better not. And yes, there are idiot DNC folks peddling the idea that she should run then. She’ll rock it in the primaries they claim!

For party leaders, it’s a delicate balancing act. Some want to show respect for the outgoing vice president — but also share a sense of skepticism about her future prospects. For others, they have genuine enthusiasm for her candidacy and believe she lost because President Joe Biden simply exited the race too late.

“I would be on board 100 percent with whatever she decides to do. I think she is a phenomenal person. I think she was a phenomenal candidate,” said Yvette Lewis, a member of the Democratic National Committee’s executive panel. “We were able to turn things around so quickly, and that’s a testament to her.”

I don’t know what planet they are living on, but hey! If they want to run her again, I’m here for the show! 

How truthful would her book be? We certainly know she’ll gaslight us into believing that she worked super hard on immigration and border issues. But the big question is, would she write anything about Joe and what she knew when about his diminished capacity? Because we all know that she KNEW how bad it was.

VP Kamala Harris rips the special counsel’s report into President Biden’s handling of classified documents:

“The way that the president's demeanor in that report was characterized could not be more wrong on the facts, and clearly politically motivated, gratuitous.” pic.twitter.com/DO1M4ompYs

— The Recount (@therecount) February 9, 2024

The powers that be are now, unexpectedly, admitting that they’ve known all along that Joe was more than a few bubbles off plumb and has been since the 2020 campaign! I’ll read that chapter for sure to see how she spins that mess! 

You gotta love the new Grok. pic.twitter.com/pHxxXYmGxs

— m o d e r n i t y (@ModernityNews) December 19, 2024

Oh yeah, she did that and more these last four years. 

One has to wonder what the title of her book should be. Ideas are welcome! In the meantime, I’m just thankful we are becoming unburdened from Word Salad Kamala.

Feature Photo Credit: Original artwork by Victory Girls Darleen Click