Yes, you read correctly. The Material Girl has thought about blowing up the White House. She announced her ‘threat’ to the new president in a speech made before thousands of other like-minded feminist harpies, who cheered her on.

And, because this is Madonna, she dropped several F-bombs too.

Here’s her speech. It’s not safe for work. You might get small children out of the room, too.

Let’s deconstruct this intellectual dumpster fire, shall we?

• “To our refusal as women to accept this new age of tyranny.”

So tell me, Madge, how about the sisterhood in places like Iran or Saudi Arabia? Where they are sometimes butchered in Honor Killings? Or even stoned? And that doesn’t mean ‘stoned,’ as in getting high on a fat doobie, something with which you’re no doubt familiar. No, it means brutally killing a half-buried woman by pummeling her with rocks.

• “Where not just women are in danger but all marginalized people. Where people uniquely different might be considered a crime.”

You mean, Madge, marginalized like Christians are in some Middle East nations? Oh, wait, Christians. Never mind.

• “That there is power in our unity and that no opposing force stands a chance in the face of true solidarity.”

No opposing force stands a chance in the face of fearsome feminists wearing pink kitty ears? Stop! Just stop! My sides ache from the laughter!

• “And to our detractors that insist that this March will never add up to anything, fuck you. Fuck you.”

Yeah, you all did such a great job in getting your girl Hillary elected, didn’t you? So why should anyone expect this to add up to anything? And of course your F-bombs are such an eloquent means of getting your message across to people who possess social skills beyond a junior high school level.

• “It is the beginning of much needed change. Change that will require sacrifice, people. Change that will require many of us to make different choices in our lives, but this is the hallmark of revolution.”

Much-needed change? You’ve had eight years of “Hope and Change.” What in the hell are you screeching talking about?

• “Yes, I have thought an awful lot of blowing up the White House, but I know that this won’t change anything.”

Yeah, Madge, you genius, it could change your personal life if the FBI comes knocking at your door for threatening a sitting president.

• “I choose love. Are you with me? Say this with me: We choose love. We choose love. We choose love.”

You choose love? What, for unborn children, and people who oppose aborting them? For Christians who devoutly practice their religious faith? For people who voted for Donald Trump? For President Trump himself?

Go home, Madge, you hypocritical, washed-up hag. You’re drunk.