WI Gun Owner Open Carries Legally and Scares All His Liberal Neighbors

WI Gun Owner Open Carries Legally and Scares All His Liberal Neighbors

Poor, wussy liberals.

A man walking down Mequon Road carrying a loaded shotgun on his back, and a handgun on his waist had concerned residents flooding Germantown police with telephone calls this weekend. The man says he was just exercising his right to openly carry a firearm.

Because, it’s the Second Amendment, stupid.  Open carry is quite legal in WI; you’d never know that, however, by the number of folks who freaked out and called the cops.  OH MY GOD THERE IS A MAN WITH A BIG SCARY GUN THAT MIGHT GO OFF AT ANY MOMENT.  /yawn.  Do people realize that guns are not scary, and actually, the more law-abiding folks with guns, the better?

Now, you might jump up and say “but how do we know that he was law-abiding?”  Well, you don’t.  But there’s this little thing called presumption of innocence.  Not to mention, if he’s just walking down the street, and people are passing him and he isn’t shooting them or acting like a crazed psycho, chances are pretty good that he isn’t one.  Besides, if society worked as it should and he did suddenly start firing at people, someone else with a gun would handle it long before the cops got there.  Armed societies are polite ones, and free ones.

Thankfully, this story didn’t end with some bogus arrest.

“He didn’t say what his purpose was at the time and he didn’t identify himself. The subject was polite. He was not confrontational. He did not want to identify himself. The officers were confident he did not do anything illegal. He did not violate any ordinances and he was free to go,” Germantown Police Chief Peter Hoell said.

The next logical question is whether they bothered to educate the morons who kept calling in about a SCARY MAN WITH A GUN.  OMG!!!!111ELEVENTY  As for the guy carrying, here’s what he had to say.

“For the people that are scared — one, just seeing a gun, there is no need to be afraid. Open carry — the mere presence of a firearm deters crime, so many criminals will walk in, see an open gun, turn around and walk out. They won’t commit the crime they were intending on committing. Secondly, people won’t know it’s legal. If guys see it, they might feel more comfortable to arm themselves and be able to defend themselves if the need arises,” Polster said.




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  • Ruthie says:

    Freaking funny Kit!!! I needed the laugh!!! Love this!!

  • Jodi says:

    From the Worst Battle Command Ever file, often whipped out by ignoramuses like those in WI:

    Denethor (LOTR): “…Flee, flee for your lives!”


  • Dejah Thoris says:

    I continue to marvel at the fact that people that survive the winters in such a place can continue to be such epic pussies on every thing else in their lives.

    How do they do it? It must be like bumble bees flying.

  • Bill says:

    That’s why you never hear of a gun store being robbed. All the employees are armed.

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