You have got to be asking yourself, “Gee, what in the consarned heck is the Secret Service doing?” We, at Victory Girls Blog, are four square behind law enforcement. We back the blue. We recognize that any law enforcement group has its bad apples, but this agency seems to be nothing but rotten apples. Or, at the very least apples with no core, whatsoever. Cocaine at the White House? We pay the salaries; we deserve answers. Is there no one in the entire group who has pride in his work?

Back in the before time, before September 11, 2001, the Secret Service was an agency of the Treasury Department. Back then, in the before times, Treasury Department people were serious people. Just the facts, ma’am. Now, Janet Yellen is the Secretary of the Treasury, need I say more? To streamline the protection of the United States, her infrastructure and people, our Legislative cretins added a whole ‘nother layer of bureaucracy, The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) in November of 2002 and transferred the agency from Treasury to DHS. Things have not gone well for the Agency since then.

The Agency seems to have gone pear-shaped since then. These paragraphs are from an article in a 2012 U.K. Guardian post:

The US government has revealed details of serious allegations against Secret Service agents and officers since 2004, including claims of involvement with prostitutes, leaking sensitive information, publishing pornography, sexual assault, illegal wiretaps, improper use of weapons and drunken behaviour. It was not clear how many of the accusations were confirmed to be true.
The heavily redacted list on 229 pages was released under the US Freedom of Information Act. It follows a scandal in April, in which Secret Service agents were alleged to have engaged prostitutes when assigned to protect the president at an international gathering in Colombia.
The list describes accusations filed against Secret Service employees with the Homeland Security Department’s inspector general. In many cases, the government noted that claims were resolved administratively, while others were being formally investigated.

That didn’t take long. But, WAIT, there’s more. In 2017, CNN reported:

The US Secret Service, one of the most elite, selective and discreet law enforcement agencies in the country, is charged with the protection of current or former leaders and their families. In recent years, its image has been tarnished by episodes of misbehavior by agents, ranging from drinking to soliciting prostitutes.

As our Nina told you six years ago, three days after the inauguration of President Donald J. Trump, Secret Service Agent Kelly O’Grady announced that she would not take a bullet for Trump. She was permitted to retire with pay and pension.

Then we have the Keystone Cops of J6 and the pipe bombs as told by Just the News:

The latest questions surfaced Friday when Just the News unveiled never-before-seen U.S. Capitol complex security footage showing that the Secret Service brought Vice President-elect Kamala Harris into a garage at the DNC headquarters on Jan. 6, 2021 only a few yards from where a pipe bomb had been planted the night before by an unidentified suspect.
The video footage has raised concerns with experts on presidential security and top lawmakers in Congress on how the explosive device was overlooked during standard security protocol. Just the News reviewed the several angles of security footage the FBI collected showing the planting of the bomb the evening before the Jan. 6, 2021 Capitol riot, security sweeps the next morning, and then the arrival of the Harris motorcade late that morning, about three hours before the Capitol was breached.
The suspect sat at a park bench near the DNC’s garage entrance the night before, taking out the explosive device and planting it between the bench and a bush about 10 yards from the driveway before walking off. The park benches have since been removed from that area.

“When you look at the video, and you see the still pictures from the FBI, that pipe bomb was placed to be found,” said Georgia GOP Rep. Barry Loudermilk, chairman of the House administration subcommittee on oversight. “It wasn’t placed to be in an area to do damage. You would put it inside the bush all the way under the bush. This thing was left so it would be found. How in the world was it not found before they brought the future vice president into the Democrat club there?”

And, that brings us to the Pot found twice since Biden was installed and the Magic Eight Ball that just appeared out of nowhere and moved around on its own several times. The investigation was closed with no suspects. Karen Jean-Pierre says everyone is satisfied:

Fang Fang’s Congresscritter Eric Swalwell thinks he is ever so clever with this snark:

@WhiteHouse @HouseGOP @SenateGOP @HouseDemocrats @SenateDems NoUnJusticeDept
Eric Swalwell tells female Fox reporter if she wants to be strip-searched, it can be arranged
Too bad he hides behind his title, maybe Karma will intervene.https://t.co/nNZmPWK25H

— Jon Karlsson (@Karlsson6Jon) July 19, 2023

What a twat! But, you knew that. It really could be anyone at the White House, but there is one person who has in the past maybe done a drug or two:

BREAKING: The Secret Service has ended their investigation into the bag of cocaine found at the White House, finding no suspects.

This is your sign that the culprit was almost certainly Hunter Biden.

Let’s call this what it is: A cover up.

According to former acting… pic.twitter.com/nvdEeI4V8H

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 13, 2023

As I said, we totally back Law Enforcement, but the Secret Service has lost the plot and needs gutting.

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