Let’s be frank: There’s little to work with here because, yes, this is the best the Democrats have. So I’m including only three clips to summarize the Commie DemDebate, because it’s the same ‘ol geriatric white-socialist garbage we’ve been hearing from that party for decades, only this election cycle they’ve jumped clear past left field and out beyond the foul lines. So without further ado, because I know you’ve got a root canal scheduled you’re dying to get to, here are the lowlights:

Not unexpectedly, all three want to seize our guns, and displayed a typical chasm of misunderstanding on why the second amendment exists (hint: let me get you a mirror, you triad of totalitarians):

And Hillary handed the Republicans perhaps its best ad fodder yet. It’s pure gold:

Dear, GOP: Loop that 24/7.

And Bernie Sanders proved, once again, that he possesses a below-rudimentary-level understanding of foreign policy. We need the Moose-limbs, y’all!

https://vine.co/v/iOEVpUHz1tH

Yes, let’s work with Russia—who’s propping up Assad, Bernie! Try to keep up—and Iran, the two nations who are working tirelessly to become the dominant powers in the region, and have horrendous human rights records of their own. Not to mention Iran remains the foremost state sponsor of global terrorism. And who will replace Assad? ISIS? Gobsmacked.

So there you have it. Lather, rinse, repeat, and you have the Democrat(ic) Debate in a nutshell. Aren’t you glad you watched Downton Abbey instead? No wonder why Wasserman-Schultz buries this tripe on weekend nights.