Choose Your Fighter II: Kane Vs. Tim Walz

Choose Your Fighter II: Kane Vs. Tim Walz

*Edited to reflect the correct name of Tim Walz.

Tim Walz, the Governor of Minnesota, was brought to the national consciousness when Kamala Harris unbelievably chose him as her Vice-Presidential candidate. You would think that the epic failure of their dreadful campaign would have shamed them to go away. Nope. Tampon Tim is still trying to pick fights and claiming he can beat MAGA’s. Stop laughing. We know he couldn’t beat a house fly. My Mayor, Knox County, Tennessee Mayor Glenn Jacobs has volunteered to meet Governor Walz for a charity dance and I am here for it. Choose you fighter!

Tim Walz, Tesla, And Domestic Terrorism

Tim Walz, Tesla, And Domestic Terrorism

Tesla cars are being vandalized, dealerships set on fire, and Tim Walz is doing a happy dance.

Tim Walz Goes On Tour

Tim Walz Goes On Tour

Reports are rolling in that good old Timmy Tampon Tim Walz is hitting the road again—this time targeting Republican House districts. Oh, joy. The Minnesota governor and…

Tim Walz Critiques His Own Campaign

Tim Walz Critiques His Own Campaign

If you’re looking for some Sunday morning comedy, look no further than failed VP candidate, Tampon Tim Walz.

Democrats Can’t Define A Man Either

Democrats Can’t Define A Man Either

It was nearly three years ago, unbelievably, during the Confirmation Hearing for Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court, that Senator Marsha Blackburn (Republican of the Volunteer…

David Hogg Elected As DNC Vice Chair To Bring In The Gen Z Masculine Vote

David Hogg Elected As DNC Vice Chair To Bring In The Gen Z Masculine Vote

David Hogg is the face of the Gen Z masculine vote according to the DNC. Which is why he was elected yesterday as one of the three…

Meta Employees Mad That Men Can’t Menstruate

Meta Employees Mad That Men Can’t Menstruate

The Meta employees in Silicon Valley are mad at their boss, Mark Zuckerberg, for “restoring free expression” and laying off the “fact-checkers”.

Tim Walz Is In Pure Hell

Tim Walz Is In Pure Hell

For the life of me, I can’t figure out why perpetual frowny-face Tim Walz is out doing interviews. Maybe it’s just to keep his miserable mug front…

Inauguration Moved Indoors, The Left Mocks

Inauguration Moved Indoors, The Left Mocks

As Washington D.C. braces for frigid temperatures, Donald Trump announced that his Inauguration Ceremony will be moved inside.

Dear Democrats: Your Grief Was Self-Inflicted

Dear Democrats: Your Grief Was Self-Inflicted

Some Americans are breathing the sighs of relief that the dear Democrats did not win on a campaign of faux “hope and joy” with a side of…

Walz Is A “Little Surprised” He And Kamala Lost

Walz Is A “Little Surprised” He And Kamala Lost

Kamala has been drinking since Election Night and Tim Walz had seemingly gone into hiding. In his first interview since that fateful evening, Walz opens up.

Democrats: It’s Not Us, It’s You

Democrats: It’s Not Us, It’s You

The sad-sack, defeated Democrats are still moping and sulking. How could this have happened? How could Kamala Harris and Tim Walz be defeated by (fascist) Donald Trump?

Transgender Mob In Panic Over Trump

Transgender Mob In Panic Over Trump

It’s all over the news-transgender rights advocates say the election of Donald Trump and his cabinet appointees are a threat to rights everywhere.

Tim Walz Was Another Big League Reason The Democrats Lost

Tim Walz Was Another Big League Reason The Democrats Lost

Thank goodness Minnesota can have its ridiculous governor back now. Tim Walz was just one of the horrible decisions Kamala proved she could make by picking him…

Ella Emhoff Is Sad For Her Momala

Ella Emhoff Is Sad For Her Momala

Ella Emhoff can now be added to the list of liberal meltdowns. Who can blame her/they/them-whatever she calls herself? She won’t have a room at The White…

Concession? What Concession? That Was A Campaign Speech

Concession? What Concession? That Was A Campaign Speech

Channeling Hillary Clinton and her extreme reluctance to concede to President Trump is not a good look for Kamala Harris. It’s, quite frankly, poor sportsmanship. Yet Kamala…

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round…

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