Tim Walz: China Has “Moral Authority” To Negotiate Peace Between Iran And Israel

Tim Walz: China Has “Moral Authority” To Negotiate Peace Between Iran And Israel

Tim Walz comes gliding in with the hottest of hot takes about Israel and Iran. You see, according to him, the country best equipped to negotiate peace between the two, because of it’s vaunted moral authority, is… China.

Tim Walz Tries The Tough Guy Act, Wants To Bully Donald Trump

Tim Walz Tries The Tough Guy Act, Wants To Bully Donald Trump

Loser VP candidate Tim Walz—Minnesota’s own faux alpha—is back at it, clawing for attention and shoving his way into any spotlight that’ll have him. This time, he’s…

Five Years Later The George Floyd Victimhood Mythology Lives On

Five Years Later The George Floyd Victimhood Mythology Lives On

Five years ago, the city of Minneapolis blew up in “fiery but mostly peaceful riots” over the death of fentanyl riddled George Floyd. Today, the left holds…

Tim Walz: A Code-Talking, White Man’s Man

Tim Walz: A Code-Talking, White Man’s Man

If time has shown us anything, it’s apparent that time has shown us Tim Walz is still living in the land of delulu.

Choose Your Fighter II: Kane Vs. Tim Walz

Choose Your Fighter II: Kane Vs. Tim Walz

*Edited to reflect the correct name of Tim Walz. Tim Walz, the Governor of Minnesota, was brought to the national consciousness when Kamala Harris unbelievably chose him…

Tim Walz, Tesla, And Domestic Terrorism

Tim Walz, Tesla, And Domestic Terrorism

Tesla cars are being vandalized, dealerships set on fire, and Tim Walz is doing a happy dance.

Tim Walz Goes On Tour

Tim Walz Goes On Tour

Reports are rolling in that good old Timmy Tampon Tim Walz is hitting the road again—this time targeting Republican House districts. Oh, joy. The Minnesota governor and…

Tim Walz Critiques His Own Campaign

Tim Walz Critiques His Own Campaign

If you’re looking for some Sunday morning comedy, look no further than failed VP candidate, Tampon Tim Walz.

Democrats Can’t Define A Man Either

Democrats Can’t Define A Man Either

It was nearly three years ago, unbelievably, during the Confirmation Hearing for Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court, that Senator Marsha Blackburn (Republican of the Volunteer…

David Hogg Elected As DNC Vice Chair To Bring In The Gen Z Masculine Vote

David Hogg Elected As DNC Vice Chair To Bring In The Gen Z Masculine Vote

David Hogg is the face of the Gen Z masculine vote according to the DNC. Which is why he was elected yesterday as one of the three…

Meta Employees Mad That Men Can’t Menstruate

Meta Employees Mad That Men Can’t Menstruate

The Meta employees in Silicon Valley are mad at their boss, Mark Zuckerberg, for “restoring free expression” and laying off the “fact-checkers”.

Tim Walz Is In Pure Hell

Tim Walz Is In Pure Hell

For the life of me, I can’t figure out why perpetual frowny-face Tim Walz is out doing interviews. Maybe it’s just to keep his miserable mug front…

Inauguration Moved Indoors, The Left Mocks

Inauguration Moved Indoors, The Left Mocks

As Washington D.C. braces for frigid temperatures, Donald Trump announced that his Inauguration Ceremony will be moved inside.

Dear Democrats: Your Grief Was Self-Inflicted

Dear Democrats: Your Grief Was Self-Inflicted

Some Americans are breathing the sighs of relief that the dear Democrats did not win on a campaign of faux “hope and joy” with a side of…

Walz Is A “Little Surprised” He And Kamala Lost

Walz Is A “Little Surprised” He And Kamala Lost

Kamala has been drinking since Election Night and Tim Walz had seemingly gone into hiding. In his first interview since that fateful evening, Walz opens up.

Democrats: It’s Not Us, It’s You

Democrats: It’s Not Us, It’s You

The sad-sack, defeated Democrats are still moping and sulking. How could this have happened? How could Kamala Harris and Tim Walz be defeated by (fascist) Donald Trump?

Transgender Mob In Panic Over Trump

Transgender Mob In Panic Over Trump

It’s all over the news-transgender rights advocates say the election of Donald Trump and his cabinet appointees are a threat to rights everywhere.

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