I woke up this morning to a mini-migraine. As my husband turned on the news, I was awakened to the dulcet tones of Hillary Rodham Clinton. My migraine just got worse. Actually, I may end up locking myself in a dark room for a good part of next week.

I know that I have stated the obvious in my last post on my predictions for the DNC in Philly next week. I’ve already heard the words “fear-mongering”, “Hitler-esque”, “Bigoted”, “Right-wing facist” among others all to describe any and all at the #RNCinC. Yes, even non-Trump supporters. Yes, because that’s what the left does. Heck, these words have been thrown out as descriptors of those of us who stayed at home and watched the thing. I’ve also predicted the celebrity love fest that was about to kick off and lo-and-behold came this news. I know, it’s a total shocker. Brace yourselves (drumroll):

Lena Dunham will be speaking and stumping for Hillary at next week’s DNC.

Just what everyone needs, another “champion” for women and girls stumping for a criminal-uhhhhh–I mean Hillary Clinton. And what’s even better is a “champion” who created a rape-hoax and went on constant spiels about sexually deviant behavior as an empowerment tool and abortion as a viable option of a remedy for said irresponsible behavior. Oh yeah, and lest we forget how she sexually molested her sister! (Passage NSFW):

One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked.

My mother came running. “Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!”

My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just got on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success.

The quintessential celebrity millennial. A classy one at that:

.@LenaDunham to Dress as Abortion Doctor for Halloween https://t.co/DyTc0MDL0O pic.twitter.com/qu9wAx95Qy

— TheWrap (@TheWrap) October 27, 2015