Dear Media –

Your collective orgasm over the sister of mass murdering North Korean despot Kim Jong-un, the Director of the Propaganda and Agitation Kim Yo Jong was a sight to behold. Your obsequious fawning and genuflection in front of substantive authoritarianism, while you denigrated the President for his ostensible “tyranny,” because he doesn’t support your progressive causes loudly or exuberantly enough, was disgusting.