Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and, as Dorothy Parker once said, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”

Happy Sunday! A few days past Ash Wednesday and full-blown winter has arrived in places like California where a blizzard warning for the flatlanders of places like the Los Angeles basin is a once-in-a-generation event. And goodness, darlings, El-Lay local news crews have been all atwitter! Something else to cover besides the latest car chase or smash-and-grab. Yet, weather hasn’t slowed down the crazies. So tuck into this yummy-looking frittata and let’s get to it.

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Original equipment is not easily replaced

Sometimes a woman says something so outrageously stupid, accompanied by such smug audacity, I’m ready to lead the movement to overturn the 19th amendment.

Not just that, but breast reconstruction post-mastectomy is by no means a “sure thing”. Many women experience significant complications. This flippant attitude towards breasts as after-market accessories is disgusting.

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Escape from Los Angeles while you can

I’ve written on the oozing pustule of an excuse for District Attorney, George Gascon, before. But nothing anyone could write about Gascon could better illustrate his abysmal lack of character than his own behavior.

Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascon has suspended the attorney who prosecuted a 26-year-old trans child molester who was accused of identifying as a woman only after DNA evidence linked her to a cold case crime, according to law enforcement sources.

Shea Sanna, who had been the lead prosecutor for part of the case, is accused of misgendering and “deadnaming” the convicted child molester Hannah Tubbs, who is now accused of beating a man to death in the woods with a rock in Kern County.

JAMES Tubbs has been gaming the California law that holds males need only self-identify as a woman and now must be treated as if that is reality.

Assuaging the feelings of the Woke Trans Mafia is much more important than bringing a criminal child molester and murderer to justice. It should be noted that Tubbs was booked under his legal name

… and no amount of radical Queer theory can change Tubbs’ male sex. Neither can it erase current policy that people are booked per their legal name, not aliases. “Dead naming”? Pffft. As genuine a concept as George Gascon’s moral compass.

Please pour me some more champagne. I’ve got a nasty taste in my mouth.

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Moar El-Lay

The middleclass in California is being hollowed out — certainly the Democrats prioritizing criminals over law-abiding citizens is a significant factor.

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Queer Ecology makes an admission

I don’t know about you, dears, but for the last few years I’ve grown bored with the Woke crowd’s chest-beating cries that America’s approach to parks, national or local, are dastardly examples of white supremacy. After enduring whine after rant after tantrum for years on the Unbearable Whiteness of Camping sanity demanded I relegate such mendacious fables to background noise.

But sometimes, even I can be surprised into paying attention.

The “Queer Ecologies Panel” is one of the latest instances of woke ideology in science, technology, engineering, and mathematics (STEM), a phenomenon that Campus Reform has documented in physics, math, statistics, and other STEM fields.

One panelist said that urban parks, such as Central Park, can be “gendered, racialized, and organized [by] heterosexual, capitalist norms,” according to a recording of the event released by the Forest Stewards Guild on Feb. 2.

Woke Lysenkoism has metastasized into every nook and cranny of STEM. And like the Emperor’s New Clothes, these experts clothe their ideology in a dense force field of impenetrable academic jargon.

However, once in a great while, the Veil of Chaos slips:

Sandilands defined queer ecology, saying that it “disrupt[s] heterosexist and cisnormative understandings of sex and nature” and considers “environmental practices and politics from the perspective of LGBTQ2SLQIA individuals.” (snip)

Sandilands also provided an example of queer ecology: the activities encouraged by the design of parks. She contrasted the “open, organized spaces” meant for dog walking, sports, and other activities with what she said were “more enclosed, more private spaces in which sexual and other, quote, ‘illicit’ activity might occur.”

Oh. It’s about sex. In public.

How queer.

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Your Sunday smile

This is the first time I’ve heard of the Paws of War organization and about their mission.

A soldier’s prayers for his best buddy to join him here at home apparently have been heard.

A stray dog found overseas by U.S. Army First Lt. Tad (full name withheld upon request) has been successfully rescued and brought to safety here in the U.S.

New York nonprofit Paws of War answered the soldier’s call earlier this month to retrieve the starving and abandoned pup named Gus.

And Gus hasn’t been their only success.

Here’s to all the good boys and girls.

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Until next Sunday, dears, enjoy your friends, love your family and keep the faith. Cheers!

featured image, original graphic by Darleen Click

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8 Comments
  • Cameron says:

    I think with the way things have been lately, you should only have one bad story in this thread and good ones for the rest. -:-)

  • Col. Harrumph says:

    ‘Dorothy Parker once said, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”’

    Pardon this nit, but I believe that quote belongs to Alice Roosevelt Longworth (Teddy’s daughter), who was a D.C. hostess of note in her day. At her soirees she would sit on a sofa next to a pillow embroidered with those words.

  • NTSOG says:

    “She contrasted the “open, organized spaces” meant for dog walking, sports, and other activities with what she said were “more enclosed, more private spaces in which sexual and other, quote, ‘illicit’ activity might occur.””

    I have always thought the underlying focus and intent of the alphabet mob was the practice of self-indulgent sexual perversion.

  • NTSOG says:

    “If you want breasts at a later point in your life, you can go and get them!” ”

    A question from an ignorant male: I understand that cosmetic surgery can replace original mammary glands and thus ‘fill out’ a blouse, etc., but do such cosmetic ‘glands’ allow production of mother’s milk so as to feed an infant if a former trans ‘man’ who is actually a woman comes to her senses?

    • Cameron says:

      What’s worse is that there are female doctors telling patients this lie.

    • Anna A says:

      It is my understanding that the milk producing parts are gone, and cannot easily be replaced. I think that replacements are just silicone pouches filled with either silicone or saline.

      • NTSOG says:

        I figured that was the case for those poor deluded girls and women falling into the trans ‘trap’. Talk about playing Russian roulette with one’s body and future life.

  • GWB says:

    Oh. It’s about sex. In public.
    Always, everywhere, it’s about hedonism – pleasure of self without consequence. That’s a prime component of the utopia Progressives are aiming for.

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