Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! Woohoo, in ten days we welcome Christmas Eve! If you’re a parent of small children, it is the day their excitement and anticipation reaches a fever pitch! You finally get them in bed, pour yourself a nice glass of wine or spike some hot mulled cider and then get out the instructions to assemble the new bike (and hope you get to bed before 3 am). Heh.

Well, dears, do pick up a flute of chilled bubbly and let’s toast to the season! Let nothing the Leftwing reprobates do put a damper on the jolliest weeks of the year. No matter how hard they try to hollow out the season, we’ll still light candles, sing carols and celebrate the Reason for the Season. Let’s get to it! Cheers!

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Somehow the label “child abuse” isn’t strong enough

It is absolutely child abuse https://t.co/lDM2zlP1ft

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 13, 2025

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“Yeah, I was happy Charlie Kirk was assassinated …”

“… but all you people who don’t like my remarks are nothing but poopy-head RAciStS!”

The former president-elect of the Oxford Union has described the reaction to his mocking of Charlie Kirk’s assassination as classist and racist.

George Abaraonye, 20, celebrated after Kirk, the Turning Point USA founder, was murdered in Utah in September, writing on Instagram: “Charlie Kirk got shot lol” and “let’s f—— go”. (snip)

Mr Abaraonye, an Oxford PPE student who stepped down as head of the university’s debating society following a no confidence motion, has since conceded that his reaction was insensitive.

But in an interview with the Daily T podcast, he hit out at the backlash as racist and classist.

George is a snot-nosed brat who belied his own claim of concession with the but. What else should we expect out of an individual who never respected his own position within Oxford by coming to the debate with Kirk in slovenly sweats? He was born in a barn, he should remain in one.

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My shocked face is spending the rest of the year on the beach in Oahu and refuses to take any calls

BREAKING: Democrats allowed this Illegal Alien into the U.S. @Uber hired him and now he’s been arrested for sexually assaulting a child in Miami during a ride she requested through the Uber Teens app.

ICE Hold now on Jose Miguel Perez-Molina—
a Democrat imported pedophile. pic.twitter.com/gY6IrtneBM

— Dapper Detective (@Dapper_Det) December 10, 2025

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If Democrats can’t persuade American citizens to vote for them …

This data is mind blowing

“Non-citizens Social Security numbers issued during the Biden Administration

2021: 270,425
2022: 590,193
2023: 964,163
2024: 2,095,247

– The Biden administration gave more non-citizens Social Security cards in 4 years than live in the state of Iowa
-… pic.twitter.com/dAgdNnqGGU

— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) December 12, 2025

Just import them and hand them welfare benefits, driver’s licenses, Social Security cards and, oh yes, motor voter registration.

via GIPHY

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Tampon Tim didn’t just run away from his troops

The Blue Falcon ran away from his responsibilities as governor, too.

"You are gonna be the richest 25 year old InshaAllah."@CBSNews obtained dozens of documents that reveal how Minnesota fraudsters spent hundreds of millions in taxpayer dollars on luxury cars, villas and overseas wire transfers . . . including to China.https://t.co/gSwxnLjC31

— Bari Weiss (@bariweiss) December 11, 2025

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Sunday palate cleanser

pic.twitter.com/bT84T2Mm76

— CCP IS ASSHOE (@CCPISASSH0E) December 1, 2025

I have to admit, this just hit my funny bone. Hard.

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Your Sunday smile

The hardest part of becoming a quadriplegic isn’t the paralysis, it’s believing you’ve suddenly become a burden for your loved ones.

Before my Neuralink surgery, I honestly believed I would be a burden for the rest of my life. I wasn’t capable of much, and no matter how hard I… pic.twitter.com/Tcl5mDSFIo

— Noland Arbaugh (@ModdedQuad) December 11, 2025

What a wonderous gift and I pray for more good things for him.

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Another Sunday brunch has now come to a close and the rest of the day should be enjoyed to its fullest! For me, I have a table filled with presents, wrapping paper, ribbon, and bows. Some assembly required. Heh. See you all next week, dears! And Happy Hannukah! L’Chaim!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click