Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! Welcome to August. The Rodney Dangerfield month of the year. Kids take notice that summer vacation is almost over, and adults dread the heat. Our brunch today is featuring lots of refreshing chilled dishes — oh no, don’t worry, there’s always a platter or two of crispy bacon. Do try a twist on Mimosas: frosty flutes filled with champagne and POG juice. Sublime. Dears, we do need to keep our strength and spirits up even in the dog-days of August since the Cluster B Convention aka Democrats are in a constant state of freaking out. Blue jeans (and tans) are now Nazi.white.supremacy? Not since the drinking milk hoax from 4Chan has charges of Secret-Coded-Whiteness been so ridiculous. So pass the plates and name your adult beverage and let’s get to it. L’Chaim!

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Influencers of the World UNITE!

Parody is dead.

Workers' rallies, 2025 pic.twitter.com/eO8gnhPU8k

— MoMS Museum of Modern Society *UNOFFICIAL (@MomsSociety) July 31, 2025

Not exactly Norma Jean [insert eyeroll here].

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UCLA now in the FO phase

This is a good start

Remember the anti-Israel encampments with the "Jew Exclusion Zones" at UCLA?

The school leadership could have shut it all down in a day but refused to take responsibility

Now they are going to have to pay pic.twitter.com/gRnxYtfjiv

— Jane Coleman (@JaneBColeman) July 29, 2025

AND:

BOOM: $300 MILLION DEFUNDED FROM UCLA.

They let students chant for intifada, create JEW-FREE ZONES, and they thought there wouldn’t be consequences?

FAFO. pic.twitter.com/ytYxgWjaTF

— Jews Fight Back (@JewsFightBack) August 2, 2025

Don’t forget that Greasy Gavin Newsom is running for President.

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Just a coinkydink, I’m sure

I wonder why certain politicians are having a hard time making their fundraising goals for the first time…what changed? pic.twitter.com/ccSSNgWHL3

— Nick Freitas (@NickJFreitas) August 2, 2025

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“We have to protect our phony baloney jobs here, gentlemen!”

Blue State AGs, led by New York’s Letitia James, have filed a lawsuit to stop the US government from daring to stop fraud in food stamps.

New York Attorney General Letitia James, joined by California Attorney General Rob Bonta and 19 other prosecutors, filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California on Monday to block the Department of Agriculture (USDA) from obtaining personal information on Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) recipients, according to court documents. (snip)

The attorneys general also request that the Trump administration not disclose the SNAP data to the Department of Government Efficiency or federal immigration authorities for any purpose other than facilitating the program.

As usual, Democrats demonstrate how much they feel that all money belongs to them and nothing should ever interfere with fleecing taxpayers. Ever.

BTW Missy Letitia James would know about fraud, wouldn’t she? Oh, SNAP.

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I got nuthin’ …

I saw this, so you have to, too.

shitlibs are policing other shitlibs for criticizing the Sydney Sweeney ad while not wearing COVID masks (this is real) pic.twitter.com/AQ4YFnONyd

— pagliacci the hated (@Slatzism) July 30, 2025

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Sunday palate cleanser

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Your Sunday smile

What a good girl!

And yes, you’ll be happy to know Sienna now has her forever home.

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Uh oh. Look at the time! Our first Sunday of the month together now has to be put in the rearview mirror. Please go enjoy the rest of your day and let’s meet again next Sunday. Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click