Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! Here we are at the last Sunday of February. Winter still abounds, but the heat is on in D.C. I’m certainly not tired of all the winning, though I do get bored by the illiberal Left shrieking like Chicken Little after a 48-hour binge on Hunter’s crack pipe. I mean, darlings, Kash Patel was confirmed, and Eric Bang-Fang-Fang Swalwell had a complete meltdown. Poor dear!

….snicker….guffaw….bwhahahahahaha!

There’s some delicious Belgian waffles today with a plethoria of toppings to choose from. Other delicious brunch offerings and adult beverages ready to take it to the next level. So fill your plate and glass and let’s get to it! L’Chaim!

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Compare and Contrast

Poor Rick Wilson, Trump broke him long ago and he’s still searching for relevancy. Would someone pass me the buttered popcorn?

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DOGE dividend

Elon Musk has floated, and Trump is considering, the proposal to ‘rebate’ to taxpayers 20% of the DOGE savings, amounting to probably $5K per taxpayer.

“We wanted to help make DOGE real for millions of Americans. They deserve a portion of the savings DOGE will deliver under President Trump’s leadership,” Fishback said.

Initial reports suggest that the potential DOGE-driven stimulus could return up to $400 billion to taxpayers. According to Politico, the plan would result in an estimated $5,000 per household for 78 million households that pay federal income tax.

I respectfully disagree with this proposal. Hear me out, dear friends. I certainly understand that after witnessing the insane ways the decades of politicians and the Mandarin class has stolen our taxdollars hand-over-fist to fund their pet projects and reward their friends, the emotional reaction is to GIVE US OUR MONEY BACK! However, I would rather see that 20% along with the 20% Trump has already committed to paying down the National Debt. At the end of fiscal year 2024 (Sept), the debt was just over $28 TRILLION and 98% of the GDP ratio. Creepy Joe’s criminal administration accelerated spending (and shipping out) super tankers of cash so the debt today is $36 TRILLION to 123% of GDP ratio. That’s unsustainable in any scenario. It affects inflation, national security, and is an unconscionable burden on our children and grandchildren. This satirical video was made 13 years ago, but is still relevant today.

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J.D. Vance was right

Is the UK lost forever?

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NY City mimics the UK

Come on, now, dears. Show of hands that you saw this covered by our Glorious Legacy Media?

An anti-Israel protest erupted into violence and mayhem as a swarm of demonstrators flooded a primarily Orthodox Jewish neighborhood in Brooklyn on Tuesday night.

One person was arrested after dozens of agitators chanting “Zionists go to hell” and waving Palestinian flags descended on Borough Park to protest a real estate event, according to police and reports.

“How many kids did you kill today?” anti-Israel protesters chanted to the beat of a snare drum, as some flashed Jewish residents the middle finger, the Times of Israel reported.

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Every facepalm meme ever created was made for things like this

You bring a towel to a knife fight, prepared to be stabbed. Holy guacamole.

via GIPHY

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Next time a member of Wokeistan shrieks “DOGE isn’t doing REAL audits!”

Show them this:

Watching everybody I know on the left pontificating about the proper way to conduct audits, after getting their accounting degrees from the University of Internet this week, is absolute cringe for me.

Guys, listen, I say this with love… You don’t know dick about shit and it’s fucking embarrassing. Just stop. You sound like idiots.

So now, as a guy who used to be an auditor, who has defended companies from dozens of audits from different government agencies, I’ll try to correct some of your incredibly stupid NPC talking points you keep endlessly barfing up.

Don’t allow handwaverium from the Lefty. Read it to ’em if they won’t engage it.

An internal audit is what Donald Trump (the man in charge) is doing now, by having his people (DOGE) audit the executive branch he runs. CEOs and owners do this all the time.

You do not need to be a Certified PUBLIC Accountant to be part of an internal audit team.

In fact, even most CPA firms, auditing the biggest corporations in the world, the majority of the auditors doing the grunt work are NOT CPAs. Most government auditors are not CPAs.

CPA is a particular certification required for a few particular types of accounting, and that isn’t even close to what DOGE is doing.

Here, dears. Pass your flutes for a fill-up and sip slowly while reading the whole thing. It’s a keeper.

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More Trump winning

We can’t get rid of the Department of Education soon enough.

According to OpenTheBooks, staff levels at the Department of Education have decreased since 2000, but the agency’s spending grew by 749%. OpenTheBooks says the calculation is “even more galling” after recent statistics from the National Assessment of Educational Progress showed that student achievement has still not recovered since it saw big drops during the COVID-19 pandemic.

In a report announcing the new initiative, the fiscal watchdog group cited complaints about purported cost-saving efforts by the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) and its leader, tech billionaire Elon Musk, questioning the need for spending cuts in the face of a federal workforce that has largely remained static in terms of size.

In some cases, such as with the Department of Education, the group found as much as a sevenfold increase in spending while staff headcounts remained relatively static or even went down. At the National Institutes of Health, for example, staff levels appreciated by 21.5%, but spending grew 301%.

And Legacy Media reacts to Waste, Fraud and Abuse as expected.

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Your Sunday palate cleanser

These guys get it.

Lefty heads explode what with realizing their pet ‘minorities’ are dissenting from their cult narrative. Oh no! Any way …

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Your Sunday smile

I love highlighting heroes big or small. But even random acts of kindness makes the world a better place.

Dr. J Mack Slaughter, 41, an emergency room physician, was enjoying breakfast out with his wife and three children at Mimi’s Café in Fort Worth, Texas, in early January, as news agency SWNS reported.

As the dad of three was getting ready to pay, their waitress at the restaurant surprised him by saying the family’s $85.21 bill had already been settled by someone.

She handed him the receipt.

The dad found a handwritten note on it.

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Oh my, this Sunday morning has sped by! These past few weeks have been furious in their pace. Time to take Sundays as a time to relax and regroup. Enjoy the rest of your day and let’s meet again next week. Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click

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