The lazy, hazy crazy days of summer are upon us and some of us parents are scrambling to keep kiddos busy and out of trouble. Of course, this is a mission liberal parents don’t take lightly.

Enter Camp Kinderland…also known as “Camp Commie” where children can spend the summer learning about how to be good little Commies:

Camp Kinderland has been dubbed as the “summer camp with a conscience”. They’re so conscientious, they made Antifa signs:

Whoa the kids at @CampKinderland made their own #Antifa flags. Super rad! Thanks for sharing @JoshBlanchfield. @antifaintl #SmashFascism pic.twitter.com/j7fPrXY813

— Mark Bray (@Mark__Bray) July 18, 2018

Wondering who Mark Bray is? Try a Dartmouth (of course) lecturer who is the author of “Antifa: An Anti-Fascist Handbook” . Bray is also currently writing the introduction to an antifa comic. Yay.

From Camp Kinderland’s Mission Statement and Values:

We envision a world where all people live in peace, with economic, racial, and social justice; where children thrive in inclusive, nurturing communities that honor their individual strengths and promote collective responsibility.

Side note: My son arrived home from church camp yesterday. He had a blast with his friends, made new ones, got to kayak, did slip and slide soccer, had a dance off and a rap battle and didn’t shower for three days. I can hear the likes of the left now…we sent our son to camp to be “brainwashed” because they did do devotions and worship (oh, how they luuurrrve to throw this in there whenever Christianity is involved). Whatever. Enough about me.

Let’s take a trip to Tolland, Massachusetts to Camp Kinderland. How much does it cost parent to send their children to Camp Kinderland? Anywhere between $2,000 and $6,000 dollars an offspring, depending on how many sessions they attend. Here we have grown adults and camp counselors promoting “nurturing communities”, promoting “collective responsibility” all while promoting a mostly violent domestic terrorist organization such as Antifa.

In a word…WOW.

Perhaps the Kinderland crew can do another craft session where they can make flags for Hamas or Al-Qaeda? I mean, they want to be inclusive, right? And after a GMO-free, gluten-free, red dye 40-free, organic vegetarian lunch, these precious little SJWs-in-the-making can take advantage of other camp activities like trash can rolling or learning how to wield a baseball bat. For an extra charge, the parents can enroll their precious little lambs in a special class on swinging bike locks. Camp counselors can encourage young minds in a game of the middle-finger-to-the-corporate-man olympics and school them on when it is okay to bully their facist, conservative-leaning friends and their family members.

Here are few thoughts for parents of the next generation of community organizers and protestors. Want to promote peace? Perhaps glorifying an organization that smashes people’s skulls with bike locks is not an organization worth promoting. Want to thrive in an inclusive community? Try venturing out of the suburban, college-educated bubbles you all live in. Try, for but a moment as adults to not pass judgement right off the bat on those whose ideologies differ from your own. Yes-this means honoring the beliefs of others-religious, political or otherwise and teaching your kids to have mature discussions and if the time comes, to agree to disagree and move the heck on without hurling canned insults. Want to honor the individual strengths of your child, nurture communities and promote “collective responsibility”? Want to teach kids to have a conscience? While I feel that ultimately, teaching these is mainly the job of us as parental units, if they must send them to camp to learn about this stuff perhaps it’s time to push the red and black Antifa posterboard and peace signs (such a contradiction, by the way) aside and visit the inner cities to see how the other half lives. Then, perhaps, they can have conversations with the (often) democratic and (sometimes) very liberal leadership of said cities to come up with solutions that work. Or perhaps, for a portion of camp fees, the camp can host a meal night for families less fortunate at a local community center or a clothing drive, a school supply drive or even host a car wash to collect funds for a needy family. Want them to “organize”? Have the kids organize the event. All of these events cost less to organize than the $1,000-per-week price tag for camp and guess what…all actually nurture the communities.

But the left does not want this. Heaven forbid the so-called socially-concious-all-embracing-and-tolerant-except-for-those-who-voted-for-Trump come up with a solution that takes away from the narrative that has been dictated to them and actually DO something USEFUL. And heaven forbid they teach their kids to think critically and put political agendas aside for a moment to focus on the issue of humanity. Nope, they said. Just be good little liberals, nod your heads and go back to arts and crafts like black face mask painting and paint-by-numbers canvas sessions offering a homage to great dictators like Pol Pot and Fidel Castro. If you listen and agree, we’ll give you some s’mores at the flag burning tonight.