Elissa Slotkin wants Bernie Sanders to stop saying “oligarchy.” Not because it’s inaccurate — but because it’s inconvenient. Slotkin, who has voted lockstep with radical gender ideology and other woke nonsense, is now trying to pass herself off as a “moderate” to fool voters. She’s not.

And instead of standing on her own (pathetically weak) record, she’s demanding Bernie Sanders help with the con — by dropping the very word that calls out the left’s grip on America. Nice try, Elissa. You can sew a shiny new button on a moth-eaten sweater, but it’s still a worn-out, chewed-up mess.

SLOTKIN ROLLS OUT NEW “WAR PLAN” TO DEFEAT TRUMP @greggutfeld “I actually don’t think the woke is as bad as people like Slotkin. Because her and Biden were the ones who left all that stuff in and hid it in moderation.” pic.twitter.com/RoDhyuT4R1

— The Five (@TheFive) April 25, 2025

Cheap Costume Change

This is exactly what Slotkin wants her party to pull off — a cheap costume change. Slap a MAGA-flavored image over the same rotten agenda and hope the voters don’t notice. It’s not about fixing anything. It’s about hiding everything. Their mission hasn’t changed: tear down anything that makes America strong, sovereign, or free.

And now Slotkin thinks if Bernie Sanders just stops saying “oligarchy,” that’ll be enough. Like one word is the problem — not their wreckage. It’s laughable. Scrubbing speeches won’t erase inflation, open borders, or gender lunacy. Slotkin is not a moderate. She’s just trying to cover up the mess and hope nobody notices who made it.

Slotkin, who delivered the Democratic response to Trump’s joint address to Congress earlier this year, told Politico that Democrats nationally should push to “retake the flag” from Trump and Republicans while shedding what she described as a “weak and woke” public perception. – The Hill

Oh hun, it’s way more than just public perception — it’s a fact. Your party has lost its way and splintered off into pieces more than once lately. You’ve got Bernie and AOC running their little oligarchy tour, the so-called party leader and Cory Booker sitting on the Capitol steps having who-knows-what kind of chats — probably more bitter than a lukewarm latte — and Tim Walz floundering out on the fringe like he’s lost a map. Weak and woke — that’s what you are. No wonder Elissa’s out here talking about “taking back the flag.” But obviously, no one is buying that ticket scam.

Flag Of Fakery & Trickeration

But I have to ask — what flag is she trying to reclaim, exactly? Because it sure isn’t the red, white, and blue of patriotic, God-fearing, freedom-loving, traditional America. It’s definitely not MAGA.

And speaking of flags — just two months ago, former New York Representative Jamaal Bowman was mocking Elissa Slotkin for giving off “white flag energy.” Why? Because she admitted she couldn’t do what AOC does — which, let’s be honest, isn’t much. Other than slap on red lipstick, hop on a private jet with Bernie, and give brain-dead speeches to the base about “oligarchies.”

While the media is busy gossiping about what color suit Donald Trump wore to the Pope’s funeral, don’t lose sight of the real problem — people like Elissa Slotkin. She doesn’t want to fix anything; she wants to hide the Democrats’ insatiable appetite for power and control by pretending they’re “for the people” and watering down the language. Don’t fall for it. They are exactly who they’ve always been — they’re just hoping you’re too distracted to notice.

Slotkin and the rest of them think that if they just talk pretty enough, you’ll forget the mess they made. Same radicals, just new packaging. Keep your head on straight and don’t buy the costume show.

Who do you think they’ll parade out next, and with what sort of message, to try to regain the ship?

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