Just in case you didn’t hear, the UCLA Campus got cleaned out of the “never peaceful” protestors by the police in the early morning hours. Matt Lamb over at The College Fix has suggested that Caterpillar, the big equipment manufacturer, come clean out the big old mess the hate filled runts left. At the same time, students at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill and the University of Tennessee Knoxville (Go Vols) went in a totally different direction.

I am sure that you saw these Pi Kappa Phi and Alpha Epsilon Pi Fraternity Brothers who banded together to protect the flag of our Nation during the Pro-Palestinian campus protests. If you haven’t seen the video, here it is with the Hamanazis hectoring the guys.

From BizPacReview here are more details:

“Today was a sad yet empowering day at Chapel Hill,” he wrote on X. “When I walked to class, I saw the Palestinian flag raised on our quad flag pole, and was immediately upset at the act that these ‘protestors’ had made.”

“I cannot say I am fully educated on the Israel/Palestine conflict,” Estrada continued, “but it upset me that my country’s flag was disrespected in order to advocate for another.”

“When the flag was raised once again, the Greek community began singing the National anthem. As the Chancellor left, the quad erupted into chaos as protestors began removing the flag once again, preparing to destroy it,” Estrada explained. “My fraternity brother and others ran over to hold it up, in order for it not to touch the ground. People began throwing water bottles at us, rocks, sticks, calling us profane names. We stood for an hour defending the flag so many fight to protect.”

While there was a huge GoFundMe for a Raging Kegger for these worthies, the kids didn’t know anything about it. John Rich, Dan Bongino and Super Voter Registrator Scott Pressler were hoping to do a free party, simulcast and voter registration event with these Worthy Bros. Bet there won’t be a mess for Caterpillar to clean up.

Last night at Thompson-Boling Arena on the campus of the University of Tennessee at Knoxville, about 120 people were baptized in the name of the Lord:

Coach @RickBarnesUT wants to see YOU at #UniteTennessee this Wednesday, May 1 at Thompson-Boling Arena at Food City Center! Free tickets in bio! pic.twitter.com/uuyDuuaums

— Unite US (@Unite__US) April 30, 2024

No need here for Caterpillar, either.

But UCLA will need some heavy duty clean-up. Matt Lamb of The College Fix has just the right remediation: “Remove activists, then use Caterpillar trucks to clear tent cities”.

While Caterpillar is loathed by pro-Palestinian activists, it could be the best friend to university administrators facing encampments.

“Caterpillar is a long-standing supplier of the Israeli army and provides it with a variety of heavy machinery used to demolish Palestinian homes and structures in the illegally occupied West Bank, including East Jerusalem,” the BDS Movement website states.

It is often on boycott lists from campus Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions activists.

But it also sells great machines for clearing illegal encampments erected by students.

Students and outside agitators should of course be cleared ahead of time. University administrators shouldn’t act like the heroes of the pro-Palestinian students and attack civilians.

Once they’re gone, the Caterpillar machines can come in to clean up campuses.

The Landfill Compactor is one good option. It is used, as the name suggests, to compact trash, so it is built to simply roll over Soros-funded green tents and other trash.

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The pavers are another good option. For example, this Asphalt Screed can pave over 24 feet at a time. Presumably it can crush tents, too.

Another idea would be to get a large digger, dig a big hole, and then use a bulldozer to push all the tents into the hole.

While not particularly environmentally sound, it would be cool to watch. The university could also toss the students’ diplomas in there for those who continue to break rules.

Universities can also share the equipment. It would not be too hard to take these from Columbia University to New York University to clear both encampments.

It’s not all ugly out there. I just love the Caterpillar equipment ideas. Keep rocking until November, kids.

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