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Paladin had a chance to see his city this week, and like the story of the Blind Men and the Elephant, he saw only a tiny portion—but what he saw impressed him for its resilience and fortitude. New York is a wounded beast, but still a mighty animal, worthy of awe and respect.
1 FLAG OF SURRENDER JFK aka TRIBORO BRIDGE.
What you are seeing here is a small strip of Manhattan, upper east side, the Second Avenue. For those who don’t know Manhattan, Second Avenue is a pulsing artery running from crown to heel. Filled with grocery stores, shops, saloons, and restaurants the flow of humanity on this Avenue keeps the whole East Side of Manhattan alive.
What strikes the traveler first is that there’s no traffic at morning rush hour. Yonkers NYS Thruway approach is like this at 3AM BP (Before Pandemic), not 8AM during the rush.
2 EMPTY ROADS
And this is what rush hour on a Wednesday looks like:
3 RUSH HOUR
On a regular BP day — Before Pandemic — a commuter would hit a number of choke points, where cars would gather, bumper-to-bumper, honk, spume, growl and curse. Now . . . just a breeze. The George Washington Bridge Approach is always a blocked bowel; you could lose an hour here and neither crap, nor get off the pot. Now . . . hasta la vista, Baby.
4 CHOKE POINT BRONX GWB
The open approach to the Triboro Bridge is plain spooky empty, even on Sunday Mornings, Christmas Day this choke point is bumper to bumper, but not on Wednesday:
5 CHOKE POINT TRIBORO BRIDGE
And as you crossed the East River to Manhattan this is always a parking lot:
6 CHOKE POINT MANHATTAN UPPER EAST SIDE
On any regular day you could die of old age on Second Avenue Southbound. No longer:
7 SECOND AVENUE RUSH HOUR
Yet some things never change, the homeless and visibly mentally ill:
8 BROKEN DOWN
And the Pigeons:
9 PIGEON
The Cornell Medical center complex BP – Before Pandemic – was a bustling hive of worker bees, now, a shadow of its former self.
10 CORNELL MEDICAL COMPLEX
This limo is either a really late night ride home, or a morning surgery:
11 LATE NIGHT OR EARLY SURGERY
Unless you’re walking by you can’t imagine what a welcome, bright and beautiful sight this is, an open convenience store:
12 ESSENTIAL
And the full shelves, even better:
13 FULL SHELVES
The little white paper signs say –WE ARE OPEN. So, the Doctor is in the House:
14 CONTINGENCIES
And whatever you do, Don’t Litter:
15 DON’T LITTER
Upside, to pandemic – no more packed elevators, instead you play the Elevator Hokey Pokey:
16 ELEVATOR HOKEY POKEY
But as for the sticky buttons, good luck with that:
17 NONSEPTIC SELF CLEANING BUTTONS
There’s a lot of Half-Mask going around:
18 HALF MASK
In another galaxy, far, far away Koreans Rule the Planet:
19 KOREANS RULE
And if it’s up to the Fruit Seller, the Big Apple is never gonna starve:
20 FRESH
But that doesn’t mean growing up is going to be that fun, when the ceremony of innocence is smashed:
21 POTTERY BARN FOR KIDS
Yet New York’s Gotta Pizza:
22 NY GOTTA PIZZA
And right in Patsy’s doorway, this aftrnoon’s Parm Heros (and I don’t care if the plural of Hero is “Hero Sandwiches”, whattayagonnadoaboutit?)
23 TODAYS PARM HEROS
They may have closed 400 Starbucks stores but not this Barista’s:
24 BARISTA
Vive La France, Vive La Vie et Le Maison de Kebab!
25 VIVE
And over at Mickey D’s, it’s “Next!”
26 NEXT
Yet what would Manhattan be without some artsy virtue signaling?
27 VIRTUE SIGNAL
Not much different all things considered, when people are grateful:
28 THANK YOU
Truly . . . If there wasn’t a New York, we’d have to invent it.
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All photos used in the post are the personal property of Paladin.
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Wow– I thought NY was opening back up. That’s pretty grim. I’m guessing there are going to be some deals to be had on Manhattan real estate as people flee.
If I had any money, I’d buy some stuff when prices drop. Three years from now no one will even remember what Covid was.
May oodles of lucre fall into your lap
I live in NYC. It is RFK (Triborough Bridge). This is going to be somber Holiday Season (Thanksgiving – New Years) this Autumn, Winter. It will be even worse for me personally if Biden is elected in November.
I know a lot of people who are leaving
But did the convenience store shelves hold toilet paper yet?
Hah! Some!!!
Actually … There didn’t seem to be a lack of anything
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