DC is well known as a magnet for freaks and weirdos who, in their desire to be heard, exercise their right to protest. The area on the North side of the White House is a particularly popular place for these deranged, bat guano crazed harebrains to gather, because it’s an area with a lot of foot traffic and no automobile traffic other than an occasional Secret Service or Park Police vehicle. Some of the more interesting protests included a group that calls itself “the bloodstained men,” which also includes some masculine-looking women, tossing some red paint on the crotches of their white pants, and protesting circumcision.

My spirit animal – the 12 year old boy – is giggling about the use of the word “penis” over and over in front of the White House, but overall, the protest was peaceful, and while the word “penis” was used numerous times *giggles*, it’s kind of an essential part of any conversation about circumcision. There were no attacks. There was no obscenity hurled at reporters covering the events. There was no drama. There was no violence.

I haven’t the slightest idea what these folks expected Barack Obama to do about circumcision. After all, if you don’t want to circumcise your son, you are free to make that choice – or not. But hey, they want to be heard, and the North side of the White House certainly affords them a very large soapbox.

More power to them.

Other demonstrations over the years have included individuals dressed up like large inflatable dinosaurs (something about not making science extinct), drum circles decrying… something,  Antifarts marching with their faces covered up under the watchful eye of the Secret Service Uniformed Services Division, some dude who chained himself to a metal barrier and claimed to be on a hunger strike until he could speak to President Trump, and some Verizon employee march, protesting something.

And then, there’s this sow.

The Daily Caller’s Stephanie Hamill and Kevin Fries hit the streets of Washington, D.C. to talk to people attending the “Families Belong Together” rally held at Lafayette Square.

Hamill was going about her job when a rally attendee came up to her and starting verbally harassing her.

Oh, boy.

You can actually see the flecks of froth on her lips as she berates the young reporter covering the event, screeching that since she works for the Daily Caller, she‘s the racist, she‘s the hypocrite, and that she should have her tubes tied (not 100 percent sure what that’s about other than maybe this unhinged loon doesn’t want people who disagree with her craziness to breed), then proceeds to tell Fries that she will toss his testicles in the trash (as if she would ever be allowed anywhere near them), and then, to cap off a truly stellar performance, no doubt fueled by meth and unbridled rage, she threatens to expose her sagging mammaries to him.

GAH!!!

Note to liberals: if you want people to take you seriously, this isn’t the way to do it.

Screeching about violently confronting people who hold opposing political views and then complaining that you’re being threatened with violence is not the way to do it. Yes, I’m looking at YOU, Mad Max.

Staging screaming protests because you don’t like the President is not the way to do it. Especially naked. Especially if your FUPA (definition here) makes you look like someone transplanted your butt to your front. Especially if you make cattle jealous of your udders.

Demanding that others subjugate themselves to your unhinged lunacy because you are a wymyn and therefore are always right and always to be believed is not the way to do it, unless your goal is to make a complete ass of yourself and give the pervs in the gathering crowd, who happen to like swinging meatbags of lurve, a show.

Leaving decapitated, charred animal carcasses on the property of government officials for their little kids to see is also not the way.

Neither is threatening young journalists while condemning Trump’s so-called “attacks” on the media.

I’m not sure if the froth-flecked, porcine gargoyle screaming at the young reporter in front of the White House thought she was being strong and feministy, whether she just wanted attention, or whether she was genuinely mentally unstable (let’s once again embrace the healing power of “and” in this case), but if she somehow thought that screeching and cursing in the face of a young woman doing her job would garner some sympathetic allies, just take a close look at the faces of those around her, watching this spectacle. They range from disbelieving amusement to outright embarrassed horror when she starts to lift up her shirt to expose her flabongos.

How many allies do you think she gained that day? How many minds did she change?

Judging by the number of people giving her a wide berth as she squealed her protestations to the presence of people with whom she did not agree, not many.

Fine with me. The more the left embarrasses itself, the more turgid my schadenboner grows.

Carry on!