Never Trumpers Think We Are Stupid
Never Trumpers Think We Are Stupid
The Never Trumpers are gloating and deliriously happy for the first time in 14 months. From Bill Kristol and John Podhoretz to the manager of the Git & Go, they are here to tell us they knew that Trump was stupid. Knew it all the durn time and now there is proof, in print. Tomorrow, a book hits the shelf that confirms every horrifying notion that the Never Trumpers ever had. The book is called “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House” and it is like the famous “Trump Dossier” but respectable enough that the Trump hating Right can feel good about quoting chapter and verse.
The Never Trumpers remind me of Aunt PittyPat from “Gone With the Wind”. The Yankees (Grand Army of the Republic not the baseball team) are shelling Atlanta and Aunt PittyPat is refugeeing to Charleston (I think) with the slave butler Uncle Peter. She cries, “Yankees in Georgia! How did they ever get in?” with incredulity. That’s our Never Trumpers. “How did he ever get in?” they cry.
I feel the same way about hipsters in Knoxville. Why are they here? What do they want? Who let them in? But, I digress.
The title of the book “Fire and Fury” comes from President Trump’s warning to the “Rocket Man”/Little Kim of North Korea.
Full and total disclosure. I was late to the Trump Train. I was a “Never Jeb” girl. I flirted with both Bobby Jindal and Carly Fiorina. I crushed on Ted Cruz and little Marco Rubio. I liked the broad strokes of Trump’s ideas, but he was such a bull in a china shop. And, I thought, I have seen some of the buildings that he has built. They are magnificent. If you can do that, why would you want to be President of the United States? Unless you are a progressive swine like Barack Obama, the press will crucify you. Nobody but an insane egomaniac would ever seriously run for President.
That Donald J. Trump is stupid is a tautological fact to the Never Trumpers. They repeat examples of his stupidity over and over and they think that if we Trump voters weren’t so stupid, we would finally get it. But, in their humble opinion, we are stupid, just as stupid as Trump.
CNBC.com has posted “The Wildest Claims About Trump from Michael Wolff’s ‘Fire and Fury'”. And, let’s just touch on a few:
Trump expected to lose the presidential race to Democrat Hillary Clinton and had already planned to return to private life after the campaign was over. Wolff explains what Trump was thinking toward the end of the campaign…
Michael Wolff went back in time and read Trump’s mind. Dayum. That is some talent. Does Wolff see dead people too? Nah, guy, nobody works as hard as Donald Trump did so they can lose. If, one day, he had called it in, this might be a smidge believable, but no.
From The Hill.com April 2, 2016:
“She said, ‘We have such a great life. Why do you want to do this?’ ” Trump said.
“I said, I sort of have to do it, I think. I really have to do it. … I could do such a great job,” he continued.
Trump said Melania later told him, “I hope you don’t do it, but if you run, you’ll win.”
That is what a loving wife would say. “I don’t want you to do this, but if you do, you will win.”
One of Trump’s earliest campaign aides tried to educate the candidate about the Constitution, but Trump grew too bored to make it past the Fourth Amendment:
“Early in the campaign, Sam Nunberg was sent to explain the Constitution to the candidate. ‘I got as far as the Fourth Amendment,” Nunberg recalled, “before his finger is pulling down on his lip and his eyes are rolling back in his head.'”
What condescending bullcrap! First of all, Nunberg was fired for (allegedly) making untoward comments on Facebook.
And, Mr. Nunberg was going to “educate the candidate about the Constitution”. President Trump is more patient than I am. I wouldn’t have made it through the First Amendment. I would have thrown Mr. Nunberg through the window of Trump Tower (Trademark, all rights reserved) for presuming to educate me on The Constitution. I presume Donald Trump learned to read sometime before or after he graduated from The Wharton School of Business, you presumptuous and condescending prigs. Oh, sorry. I was channeling one of my inner demons there.
Here is my nickel’s worth and you can take it or leave it. Michael Wolff talked to a bunch of people who were fired from the Trump Administration or never made the cut. He then threw the excrement into his Vitamix and added his own fevered fantasies. The results are enough to make the Never Trumpers positively orgasmic.
Me, I don’t give a feather or a fig where Donald Trump sleeps or why he eats McDonald’s, both of which are in this book. I am sick to death of the Never Trumpers. Live in fantasy world all you want. We know you think that Trump and his voters are stupid. We got the memo. We on boarded it. We un-der-stand. Now, please kindly shut the freak up. Did you really want Hillary Clinton to be POTUS? Oh, I got a huzz just thinking of that.