Michelle Obama: The Tambourine She Carries

Michelle Obama: The Tambourine She Carries

Michelle Obama: The Tambourine She Carries

As her fawning public lets out orgasmic “oohs” and “ahh”, Michelle Obama took the stage at a Bruce Springsteen concert just the other evening.

The Obamas, (yes, to include Barack, go ahead, adoring public and get that tingle up your leg), were vacationing in Barcelona with the Spielbergs (yes, of. Hollywood film fame). The two elitist couples attended a concert of another friend and fellow elitist by the name of Bruce Springsteen.

Yeah, that guy.’Scuse me while I channel my Jersey but for a moment. When I tell people that I was born in Jersey, they automatically assume that I am a Bruce Springsteen Fan. I am not. Jersey’s “son”, Jersey’s “blue-collar rocker”. Hate to break it to fans but this schmuck has been an elitist since his appearance in Hoboken in 1985. Yeah, that one where he filmed the Glory Days video at Maxwell’s bar and grill in Hoboken. Here’s a blast from the past for you. This is where he ignored interviewer questions and also ignored little kids. Instead of meeting his fans who bought his albums and went to his concerts, this prick escapes out a back door:

At least Jon Bon Jovi married his high school sweetheart and a Jersey Girl. This sham who calls himself “The Boss” was married to Julianne Phillips at the time, a chick from Oregon. But I digress. Back to Bruce, Michelle Obama and Barcelona. Michelle took the stage and was handed a tambourine while Springsteen and his band jammed out to, of all songs, Glory Days.

Springsteen also invited Steven Spielberg’s wife, Kate Capshaw, to the stage. Of course, he did.

But Michelle? She was up there living her best life in one of her usual, expensive but unfashionable, tacky ensembles-a purple jumpsuit with a black blazer. Don’t worry. Fashion editors have not yet drooled over this outfit of their “fashion icon”. But, they may hop on it soon enough. They’ve already covered her Prada skirt she wore as she stepped out with Barry earlier in Barcelona this past week.

Goosebumps.

Not the same could be said for Michelle Obama’s performance. Apparently, she was off time and did not know the words to Glory Days. Springsteen’s wife, Patti Scialfa, had to guide her to the microphone.

Let’s guess what the after-party conversations were after the show. I could just hear it:

Springsteen: I hate America. But is Joe ‘simply competent enough to do this particular job? Forget about where they are ideologically. Do they simply have the pure competence to be put in a position of such responsibility?’

Barack Obama: C’mon Bruce, never underestimate Joe’s ability to F*ck things up! But hey, we’re better off than we were when 45 was in-office.

Michelle: (scowling at Barack as passers-by eye him and pay more attention to him) So, what, Barack? For the first time in my life, I love being an American! I hated calling myself this for those dreadful six years. Look at me, look at me, now! I have speaking engagements, book deals, a podcast where I talk love and light and we have endless vacations!

Spielberg: Let’s talk about your anti-semitism, Obamas….

Barack and Michelle: Now Steven, you’re hurting our feelings

While some may read this and say, “So what?” and “Who cares?”, and we cringe, the glaring hypocrisy of our elites rolls on. It’s our job to point this out. Here we have a former President and FLOTUS, flouncing around footloose and fancy-free after fundamentally trying to destroy a nation they both are capitalizing off of. My bets are the Obamas, The Spielbergs and even Bruce Springsteen and his posse did not travel commercial overseas. While they try as they might to disarm Americans, they travel with security detail and are protected. While Michelle Obama and her initiatives tried to deprive our kids of simple pleasures like cupcakes for a classmate’s birthday years back, Michelle Obama gets to dine on whatever she wants. While we were not allowed to vacation and travel to visit family members because we “may kill somebody”, Michelle and Barack were throwing parties. While “we did not build that”, and whatever some of us “built” was taken away by a tanking economy, Michelle and Barack Obama were able to successfully build a multi-million dollar empire (but Capitalism sucks), and comfortably live out retired life with multiple properties, book and Netflix deals and speaking engagements.

So, think about that. And let’s not let up on it. Michelle Obama likes to think she is this inspirational figure, with all of her vapid interviews and introspective thoughts of her fellow elitists on her “Light We Carry” podcast. In reality, Americans are trying to “overcome” in “uncertain times” while she continues to vacation and go on shopping sprees (on our dime). There is more than a tambourine that is out of tune here and more than her singing that is tone-deaf.In fact, the whole performance of this big machine just plain sucks.

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4 Comments
  • Scott says:

    That’s one DAMN ugly dude you’ve got in the top photo Lisa….

    Yeah, those two con artists sure as hell took the country to the cleaners, trying to destroy all of us while they got rich for doing nothing… true communists…

  • Deborah B says:

    Seems like being out of step with the music and not knowing the words is a pretty good metaphor…..

  • Royalidiot says:

    The elite in this country are very quietly moving out of this country. The hot spot for now is Australia….

  • Lloyd says:

    Mobama should not quit her day job. Oh, right, she doesn’t have one. Hmmm….who/what pays for he luxury lifestyle?

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