We figured out pretty quickly last week that Zohran Mamdani could not lift weights. And now, a group of writers at The New York Post has taken a closer look to bring readers intel on Mamdani’s closest confidants and advisors.

Nope, none of them are gym bros, I am certain by just looking at them. What do we know? They are Gen-Z’ers from affluent families (yay for white-kid-Socialism). We know, we know. They’re young and spry, they just can’t benchpress. And, they don’t carry any political baggage. But hell, they can’t even carry a paper bag full of groceries from Gristedes. Most likely, these guys and gals aren’t the Gristedes types, anyway. They shop at Whole Foods but are more than happy to have the rest of New Yorkers waiting in bread lines. Oh, how they cannot wait for Erewhon to show up with a juice bar in the West Village so they can buy an overpriced smoothie! Or, better yet, get their minions to buy it for them.

And hold onto your hats, some of them are affiliated with the one and only (drum roll, please) George Soros.

Astonished? Didn’t think so. More on Mamdani’s inner circle:

Three of those politicos have ties to Soros, the progressive activist and investor – and about half a dozen grew up in million-dollar pads, according to Zillow estimates, with access to celebrities and private schools. “-Hannah Fierick, Haley Brown, Craig McCarthy and Matt Troutman, The New York Post

F***ing great. All this city needs is the wisdom and steady hand of avocado toast aficionados.

— ban ker dont care (@2136279841m1) September 3, 2025

Elliana (Elle) Bisgaard-Church is Mamdani’s right hand. A member of the Democratic Socialists of America, this 34 year-old white girl grew up in California and went to anti-Semitic Columbia University. She also probably thinks families flat-out suck. She has less than five years in NYC politics and gets paid $11,000 monthly to give Mamdani some of his key campaign ideas. Ideas like “billionaires should drop dead” and “there shouldn’t be billionaires”. Bisgaard-Church is also one that was helped hire the interns, to include this former intern:

Meet Hamas Hadeeqa “We read the badges of the pigs” Malik. Isn’t she sweet?

It sounds like his "brain trust" are the kind of people that will never let go of their ideological beliefs no matter the dystopian nightmare it brings upon New York City. It's more important for them to be ideologically correct even if those ideals fail

— Cosisiwa Shamatari (@cosisiwa18701) September 2, 2025

There’s Morris Katz, 26, who is Mamdani’s ad-maker and lead media “strategist.” Katz grew up in his mom and dad’s $5-million-dollar apartment in Manhattan. There’s also Julian Gerson, 29, Mamdani’s speechwriter, who also grew up in wealth, attended a prep school and actually managed to work on a few political campaigns, which is more than we can say about the above two.

There’s Dora Pekec, 25, from Duke University, another Ivy League white woman. Maya Handa, 30, has worked on Senator Elizabeth Warren’s failed campaign. But neither of them are paid as much as Donald Borenstein, 34, who grew up in the tawny suburbs of D.C., has racked up about $60K since late 2024 as the campaigns videographer. And, how can we forget Cat Lady Cea “Seize Private Property and Elect More Communists” Weaver:

Cool, a barista stole from their employer, you must be so proud to be the beneficiary of scumbag behavior.

— John (@JohnW41755147) September 23, 2024

Hey, last I checked AOC actually had to pay seven bucks for a pastry at LaGuardia. So. Like, unfair.

We also have Zara “I hope he dies” Rahim, a former Obama staffer who wished Trump dead after a COVID diagnosis. But, hey, a Mamdani world is nothing but scavenger hunts and cups of chai and joy and good vibes for all.

Commies engaged in scavenging? A bit on the nose, don't you think?

— QTheLibertine (@QTheLibertine1) August 25, 2025

Lions are people guided by the spirit of success, responsibility, and duty. The Lion understands that the universe is constructed by a set of rules he can discern. He thrills in his capacity to choose. He embraces his moral duties, revels in his responsibilities. When faced with a problem, the Lion does not complain about the unfairness of life: He seeks an answer.

The spirit of the Scavenger is the spirit of envy. The Scavenger is driven by a burning impulse: the impulse to escape his own failures and shortcomings by blaming others. The Scavenger believes that his own failure is the fault of the stars, and of the fates, but mostly, of the Lion. The Scavenger does not believe in an understandable universe in which success is the result of performance of duty; any such argument, he believes, is a guise for power, and power alone.”-Ben Shapiro

The Lion in this case, is New York. The city that was built on the dreams of hard-working Americans and immigrants who came here from poverty with hopes to build better lives. They came with no expectations that others would take care of them. They took care of themselves. They’ve worked through problems, have sought answers and believe in meritocracy and hard work. They’ve taught their children, their grandchildren, and if they were lucky to meet them, their great-grandchildren these principles.

The “scavengers”, in this case, are the trust fund babies who have never had to struggle through anything in their lives with the exception of their pure vanity. They have never had to actually work for their merit. They are the very people who have been sheltered enough to not see or understand what true grit, hard work and perseverance truly means because they never had to be hungry. Instead of the independence that is the lion, they are completely content to scavenge off others band to take from others-to have others take care of them, even if it is a State or a governing body. The world somehow owes them because the world-or, at the very least-our country-is wrong. Capitalism. Christianity. Judaism (funny, some of Mamdani’s guys are Jewish). Everything is an injustice and they are victims in everything.

New York can roar like a lion or, it can fall prey to the trust fund scavenger Commies that are coming for the city. The choice should be simple for most New Yorkers. I have a feeling New York will be paying for that free cup of chai for years to come if Mamdani does get elected.

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