Don’t you know the “good doctor”, Jill Biden, has important work to do. Her work is so important, she is sent on-the-road to appearances while her dear, old, senile husband is homebound. With COVID, no less.

But, there is important work to be done by “good doctor”, Jill Biden and she couldn’t possibly miss the opportunity to be in the spotlight as FLOTUS-err-oops-advocate for the kids! I mean, so what Joe is down with the a virus that could possibly kill off the population of the country?! Isn’t she worried about grandma? Nah. Jill is a triple-vaxxed, undiseased, Wonder Woman who needs to go out and fight the good fight for education. Which is why the good doctor, Jill Biden, continued on with her tour. Luckily, she got some ice cream and just desserts. Take a look:

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Doctor Jill was joining Connecticut governor, Ned Lamont, on a summer learning campaign:

Discovered today that @FLOTUS and I share two common loves: teaching kids and ice cream. pic.twitter.com/HRNcJ7z2RV

— Governor Ned Lamont (@GovNedLamont) July 20, 2022

Aww. Lamont and Jill love the kids. The comments are magically delicious:

If you had political smarts you would avoid this train wreck.

— Mark (@Luckyuser) July 21, 2022

Jill Biden, unmasked, eating her waffle cone, is showing up in one of her tacky floral frocks “for the kids”, as the narrative goes. For the kids in what the public education system likes to call “summer learning”, AKA “summer school”. You see, we cannot say “summer school” anymore because of the negative connotation those words imply so we use the words summer learning. The shift in language here is designed to give the impression to those who do not know any better that the public education system in The United States actually cares about these at-risk students who fell behind during COVID. Spoiler: they don’t. If they did, these children would not have been used as pawns in one of the biggest political shams to date. If they did care about these children, so many teachers’ unions would not have had the opportunity to keep these kids out of the classroom for almost a year in some places of the country. But they did. And you know what? They did not give a flying crap.

But, alas, Jill Biden and Education Secretary, Miguel Cardona, would at least like to pretend to care about some of these kids that fell by the wayside during the COVID pandemic of 2020 by “touring” some of these-(ahem)-“summer learning” programs paid for by President Joe Biden’s coronavirus relief program (a quote from thee objectively journalistic, Associated Press).

The $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan set aside $122 billion to help schools safely reopen and stay open during the pandemic, and address students’ academic and mental health needs.

Many schools across the United States saw large numbers of students fall under the radar after schools shut their doors because the pandemic took them out of the classroom. Many students skipped online classes, and did not take the the tests and do the homework. Record numbers of families opted out of annual standardized tests, leaving some districts with little evidence of how students were doing in reading and math.”-The Associated Press

You know there’s a catch to this, right? Jill is not touring any school in middle America where students are attending Summer Learning Academies. No, no, no. Jill Biden is on a tour of schools providing the Horizons National summer learning program. Will the kids be catching up on their basic reading, writing and arithmetic through these programs? You be the judge:

First, we want to reiterate that our Board and our organization unequivocally denounce and condemn racism in all forms, and we explicitly avow that Black Lives Matter. As an organization, the events of 2020 deepened our conviction that we must do more to contribute to systemic change by centering racial equity and social justice in our work.”-Horizons National

Horizons National consists of a board of Ivy League MBAs who live in the ritzy neighborhoods of quaint, suburban Connecticut like New Canaan and Westport. Some of them have been board members of progressive schools like Little Red Elisabeth Irwin,a school in New York City’s Greenwich Village, that prides itself in “social justice”:

Simply put, progressive education works with a child’s natural inquisitiveness and desire to do, to experiment and to be involved. Progressive education asks students to truly understand a topic and to demonstrate and to defend their understanding. It asks them to think beyond the page, beyond the ‘right answer.’

There has never been a more critical time for critical thinkers. When answers can be Googled in the tap of a finger or click of a mouse, asking the right questions is what counts. Living by core values is what counts. Our progressive program equips students with the confidence to discern fact from slant, and to contribute to society in a meaningful way.”-LREI

Simply put: indoctrinated teachers from this think tank will teach kids how to “think beyond” the page and discern from their slant and convince these kids that they are, indeed, thinking for themselves. Read: brainwashing.

Back to Jill Biden showing up in Connecticut for ice cream and getting heckled. Let’s add another scoop onto this hot mess of a sundae, shall we? Jill Biden was in Connecticut. Not in Texas. Not in Idaho. Not in Florida. She was getting heckled in a Blue state, in a Blue city. Could it be, the First Lady, Elder Abuser in-Chief’s star is fading?

A first lady dipping in popularity alongside her husband is highly unusual. It also comes at a particularly bad time for Democrats and the Biden administration, who have relied on Jill Biden as one of their most powerful campaign surrogates and an uncontroversial bright spot for the White House. Last week, she spoke at three fundraisers over the course of five days, the final one on Monday, the day the CNN poll came out. The midterm elections that will determine whether President Biden gets a Congressthat will support or torpedo his agenda are just four months away.”-Red State

Oh, she’s dipping alright. Perhaps Doctor Jill could dip into Nancy Pelosi’s curated collection of ice cream while she’s at it. At least she’d be staying away from others and not infecting the oh-so-marginalized people she and her constituents are pretending to care about.

You may also be sharing Covid pretty soon…

— Retired Coach (@retired_coach) July 23, 2022

Eat up, Jill. Unmask yourself. Lick that ice cream cone sprinkled with failing grades, second graders reading at Kindergarten levels, middle-schoolers with identity crises, teenagers who think wearing a mask outside and by themselves will prevent them from dying and graduating high school seniors who do not understand the simple concept of having to write their last names on important documents. Yep. You really care about these kids. I hope that cone drips all over your fugly, overpriced dress. On that note, I’m off to get some tacos.

Photo Credit: Original Artwork by VG Darleen Click