Hillary Clinton will be on Capitol Hill today to testify before the House Select Committee on Benghazi headed by South Carolina Representative Trey Gowdy (He is hot in person.). Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton has been in public life for many, many decades, a really, really long time. Like maybe two or three hundred years, maybe longer.

As with most women, First Lady/Senator/Secretary of State Clinton has changed her hairstyles and fashions to be au courant or in style. Unlike most women, Hillary!, Presidential Candidate for 2016, completely changes her persona. Think about former Secretary of State Dr. Condoleeza Rice. She has been in public life a long time also. Her style and her persona tell you that she is steady, reliable, classy and a classic. Take another Secretary of State, Dr. Madeleine Albright agree or disagree with her politics, the woman has a look. Finally, let us consider Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. Her face may change but she is always the same.

Not so with our gal Mrs. Bill Clinton, one never knows who will show up. Let’s look at a few personas from the past:

1. Hillary Clinton is not Tammy Wynette standing by her man. With a headband and a faux Southern accent, Hillary assured us she was not Tammy Wynette “standing by her man” while doing exactly that.

2. Pretty in Pink Hillary explains Whitewater and “Cattle Futures”. Channeling Princess Diana, and softening her image and accent, Hillary addressed her dubious financial dealings. You can watch the whole video, but I would not advise it. She is so sweet that you could go into diabetic shock.

3. Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Hillary explains how Bill didn’t, um, well. Okay, so Hillary had to go on television (again) to not be Tammy Wynette standing by her man. This time Bill was canoodling with Monica Lewinsky and Hillary blamed it on the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. She did it with “Big Hair”, pearls and a middle America accent.

4. Southern Gospel Choir Hillary on the campaign trail is totally righteous. And, she ain’t no ways “tard” (tired). She is gonna bring us all to salvation. This Hillary is actually entertaining. The Southern Accent is offensive, but Hillary is down for the struggle.

5. Too Big Too Fail Hillary cannot be bothered with the details. Double vision glasses and a nice page boy hair style go with a flat Chicago accent during her last Benghazi committee appearance. Double vision and double talk about “four dead Americans”.

Pull up your chairs, melt the butter for the popcorn. Which Hillary persona will show up for Trey Gowdy and the rest of the Benghazi committee.

On a serious note, will the families of the “four dead Americans” ever get answers.