Joey, Joey, Joey. Jeebus! Joe Biden visited NYC to discuss crime, which in his mind is gun violence only. Getting shoved in front of a subway isn’t violent or a crime, in what’s left of his mind. Joe mumbled and slurred his words in the broadcasts and capped off his day with an editorial in the New York Daily News filled with the typical Left wing tropes and solutions that are meaningless and will do NOTHING. Well, his visit left some of us wanting to purchase a cannon.

We all know that Sleepy, Creepy Joe is not mentally competent to write a sentence let alone an editorial. We know that the puppet masters who selected Joe for the Oval Office wrote every word of the editorial. We also know that these kids believe in the tired Left wing bromides that have failed every time they are tried and that they didn’t go to Sunday School. Their Left wing answers focus on gun violence only.

When Joe was talking earlier in the day, my ears perked up when he said that “idle minds are the Devil’s workshop”. His puppet masters repeated it in the editorial:

“…we’re investing in community violence intervention and prevention strategies that work, like violence interrupters, summer and after-school programs for teens, jobs for young adults (as the saying goes, “an idle mind is the devil’s workshop”), school counselors and nurses, and mental health and substance abuse treatment.

When I learned Proverbs at Kenwood Baptist Church, I learned it was “idle hands” that were used by old Satan.

Creepy Joe’s masters began the editorial on gun violence by memorializing the deaths of the two NYC Policemen whose funerals we have watched over the last week:

In the past week, New York City has paid tribute to two of its Finest, Detectives Wilbert Mora and Jason Rivera. They represented who and what we want law enforcement to be: brave, idealistic and deeply committed to service. Their bright futures were cut short by a man with a stolen gun and a 40-round drum magazine.

A career criminal who couldn’t lawfully own a gun had a stolen Glock and a drum of bullets. And, Joe’s plans to stop this gun violence:

I will keep doing everything in my power to make our communities safer, but Congress also needs to do its part. Pass universal background checks. Ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines. Close loopholes to keep out of the hands of domestic abusers, and repeal the liability shield for gun manufacturers, because there’s no reason that they should be the only industry in America that’s exempt from being sued. These are all common-sense steps that will save lives.

If the cretin who killed Mora and Rivera obtained his weapon illegally what makes anyone think that any ban, background check or closing of loopholes would have stopped him. Criminals don’t take out the proper paperwork before a crime. The twatwaffles who wrote the editorial don’t seem to know that gun manufacturers don’t have a complete liability shield. Hillary Clinton tried that argument back in 2015 and got fact checked by NPR (???!!!)

Trying to end gun violence with the same old tired ideas will not work this time either. I disagree with their definition of assault weapons, too. An assault weapon is whatever someone is assaulting me with. End of conversation.

Here is Joey talking about gun violence and assault weapons:

Every time Old Joe says that no amendment is absolute, our late Founding Fathers feel revolutionary again. And Joe is flat wrong about not being able to buy a cannon. Whisper voice, “You can still buy a cannon today.”

Not only could you buy *a* cannon, Mr. Biden, but you could buy a whole warship full of them, if that’s the sort of thing that blew your skirt up.
Or do you suppose that Congress was authorized to issue Letters of Marque & Reprisal to Ye Olde Peace Corps? https://t.co/QO2Yb3LQc6

— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) February 3, 2022

I just love that expression “blew your skirt up”. You want more information on cannon buying?

Oh, also, you can still legally own a canon today. They're regulated as destructive devices under the National Firearms Act of 1934, but they're still legal for civilians to own.

— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) February 3, 2022

Huzzah! Cannons for everyone. At parades, when my son was a Citadel cadet, they would fire off the Civil War cannon. Let me tell you. The ground would rumble, dogs would bark and car alarms would go off all over Charleston. It was awesome. Huzzah!

Like Biden’s “Cancer Moonshot”, his gun violence prescriptions will go nowhere. Huzzah!

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