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Every family, including Kamala Harris’, has a skeleton in the closet. Which is why we think it’s time to talk about this (literal) skeleton: Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter, Ella Emhoff.
Ella Emhoff is “Second Gentleman”, Doug Emhoff’s daughter. She majored in textile fashion design in New York City at Parsons and is a model with an IMG contract. We’re not talking Victoria’s Secret Angel, here. Ella fits the picture-perfect, Gentrified-Bushwick-Brooklyn-liberal aesthetic of androgyny that is all the rage these days. Skeletal, tattooed, bad hair and brows and those glasses that scream: “I want to look intellectual but I have the brain matter of a turnip”.
Cool, understated aesthetic. Meh. Fugly fashion, if you ask me. But, these are the same people who refuse to talk to Melania Trump and drool over Michelle Obama’s dresses. I’m looking at you, Vogue. And, isn’t that sweet? Ella wants to be inclusive and make androgynous clothing and dresses even GUYS could wear! She thinks that would be neat-o.
Emhoff hasn’t just garnered a cult following on account of her daring fashion, but also because of her low-maintenance beauty routine. According to Hello!, the unibrowed model has embraced her natural beauty, and says she doesn’t feel the need to shave her underarm hair.”–Lynn Farah, Style
Now that I have put that out there, I will refrain from discussing anything further about Ms. Ella’s appearance because we know beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Ella is beautiful to someone. And, Ella has some substance, y’all. And, some issues with substances, apparently, according to this riff where she is promoting the use of Ketamine.
Ella suffers from “bad, chronic back pain”. She took to Instagram to discuss this past week, with a face covered in Hello Kitty stickers. Some may say the stickers are an improvement. This, however, is the mark of a sane human being:
I was born with a tethered spine (iykyk) which caused my back to not properly lengthen when I was growing and caused a kyphosis (hunchback). Was in and out of doctors and PT for most of my adolescence Got lower back surgery grew a million inches and now deal with chronic pain.”-Ella Emhoff
The day after this Insta post, Ella dropped her “Big Pain Management List”, to include, Ketamine Infusions.
From Ketamine Queen who killed Matthew Perry, Ella? I honestly did not know that Parsons School of Design had a Medical program. “Doctor” Ella is about as legit as a “doctor” as “Doctor Jill”. She has more suggestions:
…not feeling guilty about the pain, sleep 14 hours, complaining, crying, acceptance, hypnosis, eliminating sugar and no alchohol [sic].”-Ella Emhoff
Because we all should sleep for 14 hours straight! Complaining and crying are what good liberals love to do, anyway-they don’t need chronic pain as an excuse. And, excuse me? No alcohol? You just told your followers to take freaking ketamine! Have a few shots of good tequila. I promise you, no pain. All will be bueno.
We have Hunter Biden, the “tortured artist” and first son, running around in The White House and stashing his cocaine in The West Wing and now, we can only imagine Ella Emhoff as a First Daughter. Ella Emhoff, who likes to sell her textile art in cannabis shops. Hope attendees had enough of that Godfather OG, that artwork will set them back $5Gs.
And, while we spill the tea, Ella Emhoff is much more than a New York Fashion Week icon who knits with “soft hands” for a living, takes Ketamine infusions and sleeps for days on end when she is not crying and complaining. She is a good social justice warrior and loves to help fund terrorist organizations! That is, until The White House tells her to take her Instagram posts down. Can’t have the Veep’s dumb, step-kid ruining the Democrats’ chances of completely trashing this country just yet. Save that for after Kamala’s inauguration (God help us).
But, Ella Emhoff is not just a good, liberal socialist, farmed from private elementary and secondary schools, straight to college. Ella Emhoff is more than the second-daughter who dressed up in a $5,000 Miu-Miu coat and Kn95 and got an IMG modeling contract out of the appearance. She is now a Gen Z icon:
She’s affirming any of us who have ever lived in Bushwick and written a zine. She is the face of Juuling on the subway platform. A popular, probably self-deprecating tweet read, “As an artsy teen, I feel the need to note how much Ella Emhoff’s representation means to us.”-Justine Carreon, Elle
A Gen-Z icon who recommends ketamine.
This is what her “Momala” and the likes of her party want. Androgyny is cool. Boys wearing dresses and “trynna” use tampons, and girls who refuse to shave their pits. All of them are in physical and mental pain and anguish, unable to cope with life and hitting up pot shops and pain clinics-Juuling (vaping), smoking pot and taking ketamine infusions and hoping for some poor schmucks to pay off their student loans for their Gender Studies degrees, while they continue to choom, write for “zines”, live off their trust funds and eat Doritos for breakfast. This makes for a productive, and well-adjusted society that will never be attacked by our enemies with the goal of complete and utter annihilation.
But, again, we’re weird.
These are all just recommendations made to me these should not be taken as medical advice i am just a girl trynna feel less pain.”-Ella Emhoff
Yeah. We’re all just girls trynna feel less pain, too, Ella. And, right now, the pain is chronic for our future generations.
Photo Credit: Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff from Washington D.C, United States, CC BY 2.0
Welcome, HotAir Readers!
Kevin says: Once you think Victory Girls has hit rock bottom you realize that their rock bottom is just the next jumping off point to a new, all time low.
Lisa Carr … the world has a way to inflict Karma and when that happens, I will rejoice.
Darleen Click says: Speaking about karma, Kev, you do know who the Leftists get rid of first when they finally seize power, right? Booklickers like you.
Sorry that exposing what lurks behind the Potemkin candidates infuriates you … no, scratch that… Not sorry. Spin on, Kev, spin on. :::snort:::
Darleen, these morons won’t believe until they find themselves tied to the post, or lined up in front of the trench already full of their “comrades” corpses.
John Shepherd says: I am afraid I have to agree with the resident pedophile. Ella Emhoff is the product of bad parenting. Pointing that out is fair game. Ridiculing her for political purposes is petty and inappropriate.
As far as her grooming standards go I had a girlfriend back in the late hippy 60s who sported the “natural” grooming fashion of the day. Frankly, I prefer that to the hairless pornstar look au courant among the Millennial and Gen Z age cohorts.
Er, no. Idiotic public behavior is fair game, no matter whether you are an obscure Tik-Tokker with barely a hundred followers, or a potential member of the First Family. Expect to get hammered, with the force proportional to your exposure.
Now, I will agree that shaving/not shaving the armpits has no hygienic consequences either way. (Cleanliness does – I cannot use deodorants thanks to my psoriasis, so pay close attention to that, even as a male.) However, acting as though it is a matter of “superior thinking” – that is also fair game for critics.
Note that we virtually never hear about Malia and Sasha – except for the paparazzi pieces – because they do NOT exhibit whatever idiocy survived their teenage years and their horrible parents. Those two girls at least have the brains to not show it, if they are still idiots. (Their antics as teenagers were, actually, less than many a teenage girl got up to – and FAR less than their position would have made possible.)
John Shepherd says: If her parents were name Smith and Jones she would not be the subject of a Victory Girls column. I am not even sure she would have made Libs of TikTok..
I don’t know about LoTT – she always has to be searching for material, and has pointed out some pretty obscure nutcases.
But – as I said – it comes with the territory. Perhaps not fair, but reality is not fair.
Melania would not be so excoriated if her last name was Jones. There would be little interest in Ivanka, or Barron, if their last name was Smith. (Note the massive attacks over a PERFUME brand.)
Even before the 180 degree turn as Donald Trump came down the escalator, they were subjects of constant “picking on” – as was Ivana, both when they were married, and after that divorce.
The more idiotic the behavior, the more grist for the mills.
John Shepherd says: Fair point on Barron, but Ivanka and Melania are more like Mr. Emhoff with a more direct tie to President Trump. Ivanka had a. Advisory role in first Trump administration. Ella Emhoff seems to be out there on her own.
SFC D says: Kevin is more of a “useful idiot”.
Lisa Carr says: AYO, Kevin?
DrMiranda says: Ella Emhoff is the kind of leftist two-face who inserts herself and her name into an issue using her influence (such that it may or may not be), stirs up crap and then runs at the first sign of trouble, yelling “children of politicians are off limits!” If you make yourself fair game by blabbing your ignorant mouth, you are just that—fair game. Ella’s well over 21, maintains a public profile and wants to blab about issues of which her mind is so vacant that it’s worse than NYC office space occupancy right now.
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