We thought we may have seen the last of cosplaying girl, transgender influencer, Dylan Mulvaney after he escaped to Peru to trip on psychedelics with a shaman and climb Machu Pichu but alas, HE’S BACK.

Because narcissists cannot stay quiet and not be on a stage for too long or they go into withdrawals. Mulvaney’s latest venture? No watered-down beer campaigns. He’s set to take the stage in a musical about historical women.

Check it: a GUY playing a WOMAN in a musical about WOMEN.

Dylan Mulvaney will play Anne Boleyn, the second wife of King Henry VIII in the Broadway musical, SIX.

I thought liberal women didn’t want men taking their jobs. 🤷‍♀️

— Hope Forest (@Hope_Forest1776) January 17, 2026

But the single cat ladies of Manhattan who voted for Zohran Mamdani will flock to see this creature who cannot figure out why he can’t wear tampons play a woman. And the mother to future queen, Elizabeth I, to boot.

Dylan Mulvaney is going to join the cast of Six—a musical about a king who terrorized his wives by blaming his lack of children on their reproductive capabilities rather than his own infertility. And worse yet, he’s playing Anne Boleyn, mother of Elizabeth I. Absurd.

— Madame Justice 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 (@MadameJustice82) January 16, 2026

The musical dubs itself a HER-story of six queens-the six wives of Henry VIII. A HER story? This HER-story has become a THEY-THEM-story. Why? Because even history that has NOTHING to do with the they-them crowd HAS to be about they-them. They cannot help but to insert themselves in all facets of history. The woke mob cannot help but to insert them.

A musical on Broadway? Really. Can this guy sing a tune without sounding like a guy who is desperately trying to be a GIRL? Dylan Mulvaney is who they cast instead of ANY, talented, biologically FEMALE actress. Off with their heads!

YAY BROADWAY. So happy my bway debut is playing a fellow polarising woman in this perfect musical next month.”-Dylan Mulvaney

YAYYYYYY. So Stunning. So Brave.

The six wives of Henry VIII, “reimagined”, is one of the descriptions of the musical. One of them has been “reimagined” with a penis. There are not enough facepalms in the world for this. From The New York Times‘ review in 2021:

In ‘Six,’ the queenhood-is-powerful pageant about the wives of Henry VIII that took a bow — finally! — at the Brooks Atkinson Theater on Sunday evening, Tudor London is the place to be if you’re looking for a sextet of truly empowered, empowering megastars.”-New York Times

Truly empowered, empowering megastars! Add truly empowered delusional people to the line-up, NYT. Here comes Dylan…

That ‘Six’ so strongly embodies feminism in its staffing while at the same time building its story on a contest of female degradation is an example of how it sometimes seems, on close inspection, to be at cross-purposes with itself.”-The New York Times

Nothing is “strongly embodies feminism” and degrades feminism (and women in general) more than casting a white DUDE with a mediocre vocal range to play a WOMAN in a musical about WOMEN. From the song Dylan “sings” in the musical, Don’t Lose UR Head:

Henry’s out every night on the town
Just sleeping around like, “What the hell?”
If that’s how it’s gonna be, maybe I’ll flirt with a guy or three
Just to make him jel
Henry finds out and he goes mental
He screams and shouts, like, so judgemental!
You damned witch
Mate, just shut up!
I wouldn’t be such a bitch
If you could get it up

No, but what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry ’bout what I said
I’m just trying to have some fun
Don’t worry, don’t worry
Don’t lose your head
I didn’t mean to hurt anyone
LOL
Say ‘Oh, well!’
Or go to hell!

LOLs.

Mulvaney replaces actress, Gianna Yanelli as Anne Boleyn. And, SIX was created by Toby Marlow, the “first non-binary Tony Award-winning person in history“. More stunning and brave.

This was really amazing, to be part of a season where there is so much queerness on stage explicitly. I really hope that there are more and more queer people swarming Broadway, lots of new waves.”-Toby Marlow

What a ridiculous country we are becoming. Dylan had better be a hell of a singer because that role requires real rock and roll chops. https://t.co/UkWuzkfpaZ

— Wesley J. Smith (@theWesleyJSmith) January 17, 2026

Spoiler alert: HE’s not.

As these “trailblazers” so desperately attempt to erase women and rewrite history, perhaps they should re-write what actually happens to Anne Boleyn in this Broadway abomination.

To the guillotine we go!

Ummm, wrong head.

Featured image: original Victory Girls art by Darleen Click