Great, freaking, googly moogly, it’s that time again. Ladies and Gentlemen, lizards of all ages, step right up to the Lamest Show on Earth. Don’t get your knickers in a knot about the debate games. Any and all debates between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, will have “Joe Friendly” Moderators who will assist Joe in his answers and will have rules that always go against Donald Trump. Take it to the bank, the midway is always rigged. You CANNOT win.

I am salty about the 2024 Presidential Debates. I have been salty since 2008. I know most of you don’t remember that far back. That’s when the scales fell from my eyes about how stacked the debates were against Republicans. Here are Sarah Palin and Joe Biden in the Veepstakes 2008 debate:

I know that’s a harsh difference in Old Joe, but I thought Sarah was a refreshing change. The Legacy Media hated her and every word out of her mouth. I haven’t willingly watched a whole debate since then. Which brings us to 2024. May 15 early in the morning when Creeper Joe issued this multi-cut video:

Trump accepted immediately:

President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump on Wednesday agreed to hold two campaign debates — the first on June 27 hosted by CNN and the second on Sept. 10 hosted by ABC — setting the stage for their first presidential face-off to play out in just over a month.

The quick agreement on the timetable followed the Democrat’s announcement that he would not participate in fall presidential debates sponsored by the nonpartisan commission that has organized them for more than three decades. Biden’s campaign instead proposed that media outlets directly organize the debates between the presumptive Democratic and Republican nominees.

The debate is so unusually early on the political calendar that neither Biden nor Trump will have formally accepted his party’s nomination.

Hours later, Biden said he had accepted an invitation from CNN, adding, “Over to you, Donald.” Trump, who had insisted he would debate Biden anytime and anyplace, said on Truth Social he’d be there, too, adding, “Let’s get ready to Rumble!!!” Soon after that, they agreed to the second debate on ABC.

You would think as a Trump MAGA Broad I would be excited for the debates. You would be way wrong. This is going to be horrible shite. We found out last night that everyone negotiating these debates are a bunch of fecking eejits. Not that we didn’t suspect that any way. From the Washington Post:

At the center of their fight is the question of which campaign will benefit from the unprecedented reordering of the campaign season. Never before has a televised debate between major party presidential candidates occurred before the fall. General election debates have been carried live by all major networks for decades, but these two meetings will be produced by single outlets, which is likely to dramatically limit viewership.

What could sincerely limit viewership is that MAGA broads like me, hate this format.

Moderator asks question that doesn’t resemble real life but allows Biden to give canned answer.

While Donald Trump looks at Moderator like he/she/it has grown a third eye, Moderator nods approvingly at Joe.

They won’t give Joe the exact questions, like Donna Brazile did for Hillary, but it will be close enough.

Trump and Biden long agreed that the first debate needed to take place before Sept. 16, when the Commission on Presidential Debates, for decades the arbiter of such meetings, had scheduled the event. Both parties had also grown impatient with the commission and thought they could negotiate directly, even communicating privately in recent weeks about ditching the commission structure.

Frank Fahrenkopf Jr., the co-chair of the commission, argued that Biden came out on top this week, because Trump gave up his campaign’s negotiating leverage by publicly saying he would meet Biden when and where the president wanted. He was still processing the Wednesday morning letter from Biden pulling out of the commission when he was notified that Trump had accepted the debate terms.

“I couldn’t believe it,” he said. “Anytime in politics you get the other side to agree to what you want to do, without any major changes, that’s pretty good. But I guess when your candidate has gone out there and said, I’ll debate you under any time, under any circumstances, it kind of makes it hard for his people to fight back.”

Whatevs! It’s going to be bullshite anyway.

With one " moderator" that referred to Trump as a " Nazi" and another that clearly hates Trump, do you really think the that the debate on CNN is going to be unbias? I say bullshit!

— Paul Tweiten (@FairbanksPMT) May 18, 2024

How about no moderators. Just subjects and talk times. Like this: Border Security, Joe Biden, five minutes.

That would be must see TV. So, don’t get your knickers in a knot.

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