Just stop it Donald Trump. Stop inserting yourself and your own narcissism into this Presidential Election. Barack Obama, also a narcissist, isn’t releasing his college records and applications, or his passport records because of your “big reveal“. Why should he? Why would he give up the presidency – something he and his minions have coveted for years – to give $5 million to charity? He has nothing in his history of being charitable. There’s simply nothing in your offer for him.

You may remember that this is what Donald Trump, Media Troll, said to get all of our attention:

“I have something very, very big concerning the President of the United States.”

So, for the last 24 hours, people everywhere have given time and energy to this blowhard… and this video is what we got:

Everyone was concerned that it was going to be this cocaine story or this divorce story – which would have been a horrible distraction at this late stage of the campaign with Romney surging. Instead, you cooked up this? You deserve that rampant mockery you’re getting now.

And in the meantime, we must also endure your counterpart Media Troll, Gloria Allred and her nonsense.

Just go away and take Gloria with you.