‘Twas twelve days before Christmas and all through the White House, Doctor Jill Biden is stirring, old Joe quiet as a mouse.

Doctor Jill donning a sparkling frock and stiletto slippers takes in The last of the White House air, with hopes that soon the Marines for Toys for Tots and the children will soon be there.

The caterers are busy, the staff makes things just so. Doctor Jill puts on her makeup while they turn on Matlock for Joe.

As the Marines marched in, all donned in their Blues. Doctor Jill ensured the utter joy of the season circumfused.

To the podium, Doctor Jill stood and she opened up the mic. And there, she uttered some words about wrapping paper, Little Johnny and a bike.

And as the children, took the good Doctor in their gaze, Doctor Jill belts out a loud

“Happy Holidays!”

Then, there was silence-amplified with more chatter. Doctor Jill looked on, inquisitively, to see what was the matter.

The children got louder and it was plain to the ear-it was Christmas, oh Christmas they wanted to hear!

I love it! It's not every day you see a First Lady getting schooled by a bunch of adorable kids! Kudos to those mini bosses for keeping Dr. Biden on her toes!

— Jerilyn (@jeerilyn) December 14, 2024

“Merry Christmas”, said little Lilly, “I be of good cheer”.

“Happy Christmas”, said little Billy, “It’s been one heck of a year!”

The “good Doctor” laughed but she couldn’t ignore, the big, red Christmas wave (like her Election Day pantsuit) came crashing upon the shore.

For the first time, cometh joy, pure tidings and the promise of JOY. The children used the word “Christmas” for every girl and for every boy.

Doctor Jill said it, too, against her grain. She was still processing that even after being the “education administration“, some of these kids still had a brain.

All of this work to undo a season-from lockdowns to sterile classrooms, these kids saw the true reason.

And, just like that, it seemed as though “Happy Holidays” was simply not enough to sum up this glorious season.

There are so many people who care about you — from your family and friends, to your teachers and classmates, to the President and me. And the best thing we can do with that love is to let it overflow — to share it with others who might really need it.” -Jill Biden

The children reflected on overflowing, abiding love, a love that does not come from a President or his wife, or a journalist or a politician-but only from above.

JILL BIDEN: "HAPPY HOLIDAYS"

KIDS: "Happy CHRISTMAS"

And that basically sums up the Biden era…pic.twitter.com/4wdmnLuKKI

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) December 13, 2024

And the good Doctor mused that her wealth of knowledge, could not compare to these children who stood before her, who have not yet attended college.

Christmas, oh Christmas! It has such a good ring. Oh, the joys of Christmas is what Doctor Jill will bring!

To the next White House party…as she checks off her list. And decides that tomorrow, she will make sure none of her friends, this Christmas, get missed.

Doctor Jill makes plans to dash through the mall. All while the White House cooks make up a bunch of suck-it-up-soup for AOC and all!

Doctor Jill starts making a list, checking it twice. She realizes that to some, she has not been very nice.

And, as the Christmas VIBES and cheer and JOY wane, Orange Man Bad comes strolling down the lane.

What happened? What is this? This is insane!

Off to the workshop the Bad, Orange Man goes. Delivering even gifts of cheer to those who are foes:

Pudding cups for Joe, wine for Kamala and vodka for Nancy. Tampons for Timmy and fingerprints for Hunter that are fancy.

Mayorkas, Mayorkas, gets a pink slip of paper. For Pete Buttigieg, a Medela “Pump In Style” for his “birthing person” caper. Orange Man will deliver the Postmaster another cover-your-ears, sing-loud, Christmas tune. And, for little Dougie Emhoff, the nanny who will give him a well-deserved beating will be arriving soon.

Some Vera Bradley luggage for Sam Brinton on the scene, and a beautiful paper bag mask for the Admiral Rachel Levine.

A spine for George Clooney and for Oprah, some humility. For the ladies of The View, a prayer for a smidgen of mental agility. Some golfing at Mar-a-Lago for Morning Joe, and now, it seems as if Hunter wants more blow.

(Forget the fingerpaints.)

A lie detector, shock-collar for KJP, a good ratings clobbering upside the head for Maddow, all of the press and the moderators at ABC.

Christmas is good this year, wouldn’t you say? As the movers roll up to take the Bidens and the Harris’ away.

This little lesson the good Doctor Jill learned comes from the “village”, the very children they thought belonged to the state. Turning “Happy Holidays” into “Merry Christmas” gives us all hope that it is not too late.

The Marines look on and smile and we can see why. There is no room for killing machines to messing with DEI. So, dash away, woke Generals, dash away you all. Red, white and blue over ROYGBIV is the higher call.

Those onlookers like Soros could learn from this small, Christmas tale, too. Our America is strong and is definitely not for sale and this, is ringing true.

And this lesson, this lesson, is the ultimate eff you for Soros and his peeps, Donald Trump will be president in a few good sleeps.

To Kim Jong Un, Putin and Xi Jingping. Merry Christmas and let freedom ring.

And Merry Christmas, you communist, miserable elitists of the land, Merry Christmas all right. Merry Christmas to you all and to all a good night!

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