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Joe Biden’s 48 years in the public spotlight has yielded a plethora of strange stories — usually issuing from his own mouth. When he injured his foot last Sunday, it made for a Major Media Event. Now we know that not only were all the news reports wrong, but Joe’s story added another layer of creepy to his resume.
Last Sunday the Associate Press was one of the first to report that Biden had broken his foot while “playing with his dog, Major”.
AP noted that reporters assigned to covering the Pretender-elect “were not afforded the opportunity” to cover Joe’s visit to the doctor or to question him. I note the rather neutral tone AP takes with this stiff-arming of the media. After 4 years of shrieking hostility towards President Trump, it’s a glaring contrast of tone.
AP’s story was picked up by NBC4 in Washington, EURO News, Mercury News and others. Which means they all accepted at face value the line about playing with Major with no follow up.
On Monday Inside Edition repeated the line about Biden playing with the dog and added the game — tug-of-war with Major.
And, but of course, CNN used the opportunity of the injury to try to be teacher’s pet to Joe and yammered at how wonderfully transparent the Biden team was behaving.
“The transparency coming from Biden’s transition team about hairline fractures in the President-elect’s foot suggests that the effort by the Trump White House to actively obfuscate when asked basic questions about the President’s health is over,” CNN editor-at-large Chris Cillizza wrote.
After which Cillizza ordered two dozen red roses and a two-pound box of Godiva chocolates wrapped in a pair of his heart-patterned boxers to be delivered to the Biden Basement.
How interesting to learn that this transparency is as legitimate as Creepy Joe getting 80 million votes.
Joe Biden says he broke foot tripping after shower when he pulled dog's tail https://t.co/cQgua3eXaO pic.twitter.com/afJbpYwTDe
— New York Post (@nypost) December 4, 2020
“What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who’s been around my house knows — dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me. And for me to grab the ball,” Biden told CNN journalist Jake Tapper in his first post-election joint interview with Vice President-elect Kamala Harris.
“And I’m walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom. And I grabbed the ball like this and he ran. And I’m joking, running after him and grab his tail. And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug. And I tripped on the rug he slid on. That’s what happened. Oh man, not a very exciting story.”
Say, what?
Just about everyone? https://t.co/4qicBFwrbb
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) December 4, 2020
Creepy Joe has gone down this TMI road before. Whether it is rambling on about little kids stroking his leg hair or sitting in his lap, or that he enjoys exposing himself to female secret service agents, let’s face it. Joe has serious boundary issues – especially with children or women who are in no position to say “no”. Not just creepy …
Ewww.
featured image, original VG artwork by Darleen Click
John Wilson says: I recall a story years ago about the famous mob attorney Bruce Cutler appearing in public with a broken arm. Later on Arthur Aidala, another famous attorney joked that the boys didn’t take well to Cutler losing a case and they broke his arm.
This leads me to wonder how much Jim Clyburn weighs and if he was making a point to old Joe that not enough brothers were being placed in his possible administration.
Ted says: 911: What is your emergency?
Caller: I want to report a crazy man.
911: What do you mean a “crazy man”? Is there anyone hurt or struggling?
Caller: Not harm exactly, he’s barking at squirrels, grabbing dogs’ tails, and sniffing children and women.
911: Well . . .
Caller: And he’s wet and naked…
911: Don’t worry. That’s just the guy styling himself “president-elect”. We’ll notify his wife and keepers.
Caller: **click**
cirby says: This is exactly the sort of story you get from people with advanced senility – they can’t admit “I just fell over because I’m old,” so they start inventing really outlandish stories, in a stream-of-consciousness fashion. If you suggest that they might not be telling the real story, they get really angry, because the confabulation they invented has become “the real story.”
SarahW says: Cheez. What kind of “jokes” did he play on his kids when he was playing with them? after four years of screeching about Trump having some kind of mean streak, here’s a guy who freely admits teasing his *rescue pet =* with a tail yank hard enough to hold the dog in place while it’s trying to run. Even if it never happened (who knows) the fact that he enjoys relating this tale of “boring” meanness with his pet, is creepy as creepy Joe has ever been. Imagine Trump telling a story like that ….
GWB says: That is one creepy pic up top, Darleen. Well done.
Quentin Quill says: “Not just creepy….Ewww,” says the woman who wore a face mask with a pattern of ejaculating/urinating penises.
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