When we discuss the Biden family, we tend to laser in on Joe, Hunter, sometimes Jill and rarely talk about others, like Naomi.

So, let’s grab a cuppa coffee, or tea, or a nice, cold brewski, or stiff drink and talk amongst ourselves about young Naomi Biden, Hunter’s eldest daughter and beloved grandchild of our Nincompoop in Chief.

We go back to 2011, when Naomi Biden worked as a Senate page. She was 17 and was attending the famed Sidwell Friends school when she landed the choice gig as a page, working for Senator Harry Reid. Naomi was given a tour of the Capitol Dome, a space that is sacred to members of Congress. What does the young Biden grandchild do when up at the dome? Well, what any 17 year-old would do, of course. She and one of her other spoiled page friends decided tocarve their names in the walls.

Now, I’m no stranger to teenage mischief and exercised in some of this myself back in the day (defacing property was not one of these escapades). I also have a 17 year-old at home. I get that kids, (young adults) do and say some stupid things as they try and navigate that transition from childhood to adulthood.

It was vandalism. I remember perfectly. On the tour of the rotunda when you go up to the top of the dome, they carved their names into the stone.”-former Reid staffer

Apparently, architects and other staff were brought in to buff out the names etched in the rotunda. How much did that cost the taxpayers? Doesn’t matter. It was just innocent mischief, apparently. And, really? When your grandfather is VP of The United States, there are really no consequences. Still, any responsible parent would want to take a break from name-dropping his dad with foreign associates at Rosemont Seneca and crack benders with strippers to do some damage control. Here’s the e-mail (yes, from the Laptop from Hell) Hunter Biden sent to Elizabeth Roach, former head of. the Senate page program:

Dear Ms. Roach:

I am Naomi Biden’s dad. I cannot express how sorry I am for Naomi’s behavior. I have been in meetings all day and just heard from Aliza’s mother what happened. As soon as Naomi is finished work today I will be speaking with her. I am very disappointed in their behavior but understand the intent was not malicious. Nevertheless, I am very upset. I am available on my mobile phone at any time. Again, I apologize and fully understand the gravity of the situation and will make certain Naomi understands the same.

Sincerely,
Hunter Biden

Translation: I am Naomi Biden’s dad. I is important. I will make pretend that I will scold her but secretly laugh it off because “it wasn’t malicious” and, really, I don’t give a flying f-ck what she does because my dad is the VP of the US. But I will write this short message in the guise of pretending that this is serious business and carry on with my illicit money laundering for The Big Guy.

I liken this to when I would take my (then) junior high son and his best friend to eat and one of them would belch or fart mercilessly loud in the middle of the eating establishment. I’d apologize and get them to apologize but would be laughing on the inside. As an aside, years later, and after several talks about not being taken out in public ever again, they have since ceased to do this. They have grown uo. As another aside, they never destroyed or defaced property and if they had, we, as parents, would’ve seen to it that they not only apologized but cleaned it up, or paid for damages out of their hide.

Some, still are dismissing this as “lots of Senate pages do the same thing”. C’mon, man. “Everybody does it”. (Let’s see the January 6th “Insurrectionists” try this defense).

This is why we can’t have nice things, I guess. But Columbiuhhhhh JD, Naomi Biden, can certainly have a nice (private) wedding covered by Vogue:

I’m wondering how much it cost to have the architects come out and fix the defaced rotunda? $300,000?

Joe Biden, who has never had a real job, can afford a $300,000 wedding.

Interesting. https://t.co/nrgHnnK05f

— Kingsley Cortes (@KingsleyCortes) November 20, 2022

And, excuse me…any other “commoner” may have run the risk of being removed from the Senate page program.

Which begs the next question-would a “commoner” even get the opportunities this spoiled, privileged, little rich kid has been given? Think of this-the (then) Democrat senate majority leader hires the grandchild of the (then) sitting Democrat vice president. If this doesn’t scream elitism and “White Privilege”, I don’t know what does.

Radio silence from the Democrats on this, I am sure. All the kids are doing it. Naomi’s etchings may also be on the bathroom walls at Sidwell Friends:

Namoi Biden was here, now she’s gone, she left her name to carry on. On the Capitol walls, her name will dwell, and when her granddaddy’s president, we’ll be in hell.

I used to say this about a military spouse whose husband also graduated from Columbiuhhhhh. She and her husband were one of the more mean-spirited and entitled people I’ve ever met. Yes, you can dress up a pig, but it’s still a pig. You can give a pig a prep school education. You can give a pig an Ivy pedigree. You can give a pig a White House wedding and a spread in Vogue. But in reality, it’s still a pig. Those Biden genes run deep.

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