Because nothing says “love” like marriage to a suicide bomber Jihadist

Because nothing says “love” like marriage to a suicide bomber Jihadist

No, this isn’t a new Bravo reality show, “Housewives of IS”:

The Islamic State has opened a “marriage bureau” for women who want to wed militants in its “caliphate” spanning northern Syria and Iraq.

Citing residents, the organization said women were asked to register with the office, “and IS fighters will come knocking at their door and officially ask for marriage.”

The Islamic State has began offering tourism in the territory, taking jihadists on honeymoons and running semiweekly tours from Syria’s Raqa to Iraq’s Anbar, AFP reported.

As my fellow writer here at Victory Girls, Deanna, pointed out, “it’s only a matter of time before some impressionable girl from the United States ends up doing this, like that one from Colorado!”  Yes, indeed.

A 19-year-old Denver woman has been arrested on terrorism charges for allegedly plotting to travel to Syria and join an Islamist extremist she had met online and was planning to marry.

Shannon Maureen Conley was taken into custody in April while trying to board a flight to Turkey with the alleged goal of meeting up with members of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria group, also known as ISIS, it was revealed on Wednesday.

According to a criminal complaint filed with the U.S. District Court for the District of Colorado, Conley conspired to commit an offense against the United States.

When questioned by officials, the teenager freely admitted that she wanted to use her American military training to wage jihad on the U.S.

“I’ve met a girl, brothers!! Woo Hoo!!! Honeymoon in Syria! Allah willing, I won’t have to behead her after it’s over!

Maybe it’s me, but I’d prefer a honeymoon in a Four Seasons with someone not from a caliphate and who won’t accidentally blow up at the pool.

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