At the United Nations General Assembly, President Donald Trump settled scores including kvetching about terrazzo floors instead of marble. Terrazzo floors, you say? Oh yes, the escalator broke halfway up carrying Trump and the First Lady. The teleprompter wasn’t working and they were all walking on terrazzo floors. It was absolutely typical United Nations and Trump let them know. I love Donald Trump so much.

It’s traffic nightmare time in New York City. It’s United Nations General Assembly time. If you have had to deal with it, you know.

If you have ever worked for a huge corporation, you also know what it’s like when you have important executives or clients coming in. Everything must be more than perfect. Nothing out of place. All the modules for your presentations must flow. Handouts must be at the ready. Maybe you should have a little gifty for each attendee. You should all be in your places with bright shiny faces and shined shoes. You care.

The United Nations didn’t care. The escalator broke halfway up carrying the President and the First Lady. As the President reminded everyone, the First Lady is in great shape or she may have fallen. The President is in great shape too, as he reminded us. This is not the escalator in some random Macy’s. This is the escalator in the United Nations.

Trump gets up on the dais and the teleprompter isn’t working. Classic. President Trump starts giving his speech from his notes anyway. He no longer needs to impress THESE PEOPLE. Especially these people with their empty words.

Politico wrote:

President Donald Trump blasted the United Nations in his speech to the General Assembly on Tuesday, complaining about deficiencies inside the organization’s headquarters and asserting that he was singlehandedly engaging in peacemaking efforts because the UN hadn’t done enough.

“What is the purpose of the United Nations?” Trump asked. “It’s not even coming close to living up to that potential.”

In a speech that meandered from complaints about losing out on a contract to renovate the headquarters to recounting what he saw as his foreign policy successes, the president painted a picture of the UN as an outdated, ineffective organization and said he’s worked to end “seven wars” without any help.

These were not random “complaints”. The Trumps almost got thrown off the escalator. In the early 2000’s, Mr. Trump lost the renovation contracts to grifters who overcharged the United Nations. Trump would have given them marble floors and mahogany wood. They got terrazzo and plastic.

Trump roasting the UN for blowing $4 BILLION on a building without even getting marble floors is the most New York thing ever. Corruption dressed up in terrazzo

— TheAutisticRetardio (@Breakbeatz90) September 23, 2025

The Leftists on Social Media don’t appreciated Trump for his kvetching. I love it.

Trump:

Years ago, I bid $500 million to rebuild the UN complex, marble floors, mahogany walls, best of everything.

They chose another plan, cost $2–4 billion, far worse, massive overruns, no marble floors. I was right. pic.twitter.com/vaiF4fwdJt

— Clash Report (@clashreport) September 23, 2025

We fund a lot of the free-loaders of the U.N.. They take advantage of us. And as Trump said the worst they do is send a strongly worded letter and don’t follow up. Worse than that, they condemn the good people and uplift the bad people.

Why are we still in the United Nations? We should kick them all out and sell that valuable property on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. The folks at the U.N. should have made sure they had a shine on their shoes and that the escalator worked. Donald Trump notices and remembers everything.

Y’all could have had marble floors instead of terrazzo.

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