Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.
Happy Sunday, dear friends! Here, let me start passing the flutes of bubbly. A couple of sips first before I extend my wishes that April 15th brings you little worry or pain. Of course, we seem to have the whole portside of the aisle poltroons screaming for more taxes because creating a permanent dependent-on-Uncle-Sugar class to keep them in power is their numero uno goal. I’d love to offer some choice words, but I dare not risk curdling the luscious ricotta and cream filling in the cannolis. Let’s drink, too, to the Artemis II’s successful flight and a hope that between NASA and SpaceX we don’t wait another 54 years before we get on the moon. L’Chaim!
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Teenagers are sharing photos of their AP U.S. Government textbooks, and the sheer amount of indoctrination is wildly disturbing.
Apparently, Barack Obama is ideologically a right wing authoritarian.
Hillary Clinton and George W Bush are entirely indistinguishable politically.… pic.twitter.com/0lGn1acdqB
— Isabel Brown (@theisabelb) April 6, 2026
Public schools are child abuse. Vouchers, please.
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My shocked face is too exhausted from Spring Break and not returning my messages.
HOLY CR*P 🚨 American led a team of volunteers who went undercover at the recent No Kings protests in 31 different states and 47 different cities to collect on-the-ground data about the NGOs and organizers
Journalist Karlyn Borysenko has them all organized and in a spreadsheet.… pic.twitter.com/lVWJuEjE4t
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) April 9, 2026
Nothing at all “organic” or “grassroots” about these anti-America rallies.
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No cops needed, they’re ACAB anyway. Social workers to the rescue! And how’s that working out?
BOSTON — In the summer of 2020, after the death of George Floyd and the protests that followed, the far left decided cops were the problem. Their theory? Armed officers escalate mental health crises. Send social workers and clinicians instead, and people would stop getting hurt. On Saturday in Boston, one of those clinicians was attacked with a sword.
The clinician was knocked to the ground inside an apartment building on Hemenway Street, steps from Northeastern University’s campus. A police officer was stabbed in the arm. The man who attacked them, apparently in the grip of paranoid delusions, was shot by other officers and later died at a hospital. He had spent close to 45 minutes talking to the clinician through his locked door before he opened it.
The clinician did everything the activists said would work. It didn’t.
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And it’s not like rational adults haven’t been raising the alarm over sex-denying experimentation on minors for years now …
Finland tracked every gender-referred adolescent in the country for up to 25 years.
Their psychiatric needs didn't improve after 'gender reassignment'. They surged.
A landmark peer-reviewed study just dropped. Here's what it found. 🧵 pic.twitter.com/UJ8PHYeTyB
— Kurt Mahlburg (@k_mahlburg) April 7, 2026
Read the whole thread … and then please stop by my “Pitchforks, Torches and Trubuchets R Us” store to stock up.
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California State Senator @Scott_Wiener stood there fidgeting, playing with his mouth, while a 23-year-old gay man testified he was pushed into a medical transition as a child and is now living with permanent damage, including that he has never had an orgasm and may never… pic.twitter.com/DmBfN3WJd9
— Amy Reichert (@amyforsandiego) April 8, 2026
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Project Hail Mary writer Andy Weir on social commentary in books:
"I dislike social commentary. Like… I really hate it. When I’m reading a book, I just want to be entertained, not preached at by the author. Plus, it ruins the wonder of the story if I know the author has a… pic.twitter.com/iqlYfraxQl
— Fandom Pulse (@fandompulse) April 9, 2026
I used to love wandering bookstores — Borders, Barnes & Noble, local independents — and looking over the SciFi/Fantasy sections for new reads. But it got to the point that if I saw “Hugo Winner” on the cover, I knew to avoid it because it guaranteed a book more about political lecturing than a good story.
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Looney Tunes meets AI
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 11, 2026
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A very special party plane!
May God grant him a long life and fond memories when he looks over all those notes written to him.
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Oh my, look at the time! Why does our Sunday brunch together go by so fast? Well, dears, please go enjoy the rest of the day. Be alert and keep your powder dry and let’s meet again in a week. Cheers!
featured image original graphic by Darleen Click
Oldav8r says: I cannot imagine being a pediatric oncologist. Bless those who can shoulder that load, I could not.
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