Shock, horror. Quelle surprise! Just kidding. At last, we may get the United States out of the United Nations. The Secretary General has warned thar the criminal organization may financially collapse because the member nations aren’t paying the vig otherwise known as member nations dues. I am gutted. Just kidding, again. Have you heard about this?

The Hill provided this handy synopsis to scare the United States that the world is on the verge of war if we don’t pay our dues to the United Nations:

The United Nations chief is warning that the world body faces “imminent financial collapse” unless its financial rules are overhauled or all 193 member nations pay their dues — a message likely directed at the United States and the billions it owes.

Secretary-General Antonio Guterres said in a letter to all U.N. member nations obtained Friday by The Associated Press that cash for its regular operating budget could run out by July, which could dramatically affect its operations.

Too bad. So sad. Sixteen months ago, I wrote an article about Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and a bunch of Israel hating “members” who walked out. Netanyahu called the whole magilla “a contemptuous farce”. That works.

More from The Hill:

“Either all member states honor their obligations to pay in full and on time — or member states must fundamentally overhaul our financial rules to prevent an imminent financial collapse,” he said.

While Guterres didn’t name any country in the letter, which was reported earlier by Reuters, the financial crisis comes as the U.S., traditionally the largest donor, has not paid its mandatory dues to the United Nations.

President Donald Trump has repeatedly said the United Nations has potential but has not lived up to it. His administration has withdrawn from U.N. organizations like the World Health Organization and the cultural agency UNESCO, while pulling funding from dozens of others.

As if we really want to pay countries that hate us and Israel and launder money all over Hell and half of Georgia. Plus, the United Nations is sitting on very, very valuable real estate and we get no thanks. It’s sitting on 17 acres in Turtle Bay in Midtown Manhattan. Dayam! The land was donated by John D. Rockefeller. Somehow the pinheads at the U.N. think this gives them the right to diss us every chance they get.

We learned nothing from the League of Nations, the precursor to the United Nations. It was championed by President Woodrow Wilson and chartered in 1920 and ended with WWII. Completely useless like the U.N.

Here one of the U.N. weasel boys tries to explain how the U.N. budget works as he trips over his tongue.

No wonder they are in financial trouble.

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OK, in fairness, there has been a lot of great news this week, including homicidal nurses getting booted out of the medical profession and, of course, Don Lemon finding out that his own words are true — no one is above the law.

But when it comes to international affairs, yesterday, we were treated to what could potentially be the best thing to happen on theHer world stage since Operation Midnight Hammer.

The wretched hive of scum and villainy known as the United Nations is going broke.

Scum and villainy equals The United Nations. Sounds about right.
Here is the deal: We give the “Member nations a very generous month to get out. We sell everything that’s not nailed down. Generously bid out the contracts to raze all the buildings but allow the corporations to sell all of the useable scrap. Build a city on the old U.N. site. Lower, middle and upper class housing. It works for me.

Finally, from The Hill:

The country second on the list for not paying dues is Venezuela, which owes $38 million, the official said. The country, whose economy was struggling before the U.S. military raid this month that deposed then-President Nicolás Maduro, has already lost its right to vote in the General Assembly for being two years in arrears.

Oh my heart is breaking for these greedy grifters. No, I kid. I don’t care. Goodbye and good riddance. Trump’s peace panel will go the same way too. I am a Trumper but you know what happens.

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