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I know some of you are saying, “what is the big deal about Kamala Harris’ step-daughter, Ella Emhoff?” Well, as predicted here, the fashion industry thinks she’s all the rage.
Ella Emhofff exudes Bushwick and Mommala and Daddy’s money (made off the backs of Americans). She is the Liberal poster child of 2024-tatted-up, hairy armpits, acne, just the right amount of androgyny and, my God, those glasses that scream, “I voted for tampons in the boys’ bathroom!”
So, it comes as no surprise that fashion houses worldwide would be seeking out Ella to sell their overpriced sunglasses. Take Prada, for starters, who offered Ms. (Mx, –whatever) Emhoff a paid endorsement on Instagram for sunglasses:
Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter Ella Emhoff models for Prada in new Instagram post.
The media have dubbed her the best fashion ‘it girl.’ pic.twitter.com/e33n5y9rse
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) December 21, 2024
The Insta post reads:
My sensitive green eyes have never felt so protected on these sunny winter days. No more wind induced tears for me!”-Ella Emhoff
Just not protected from the self-induced tears all liberals cry when they don’t get more Socialism. Yeah. “My ‘sensitive green eyes’ that lobbied for funding Hamas terrorists.”
The fashion industry and media, in general is trying so hard to make Ella Emhoff, style icon, happen. They say she is “beautiful”; that she has a certain je ne said quoi, an “it factor”:
— ThatOneGuy55 (@Tesla7771) December 21, 2024
PIT FACTOR is more like it.
In fact, Yahoo!Life raved about Ella Emhoff’s “hair makeover” just the other day. Ella with the sensitive green eyes was sporting the “cutest little fro”:
You should have seen some of the other photos they took… pic.twitter.com/CpeaS3CkyR
— The ️ (@TheHoleTweet) December 21, 2024
Excuse me? A fro?! I call cultural appropriation on the white girl! She gets her hair did this way “every time she jets to LA”, apparently.
Every time I come to LA, I get the cutest little fro.”-Ella Emhoff
We’ve gone from the media trying to convince us that Kamala Harris could be POTUS to the media trying to convince us that Ella Emhoff is a “style icon”. The only saving grace is that she will not have a room at The White House in January but it will not stop the media and the fashion industry for throwing Ella out there. We shouldn’t be surprised. This news come just a few short weeks after Jaguar revealed their hideous campaign:
We think Miss Ella would have fit right into this one.
Now, most of us are no oil paintings ourselves, and there could be a strong argument for natural beauty in a world of Kardashian/Hadid-style overkill, plastic surgeries and all of the insecure women on social media who try to mimic them. Some of us old-schoolers long for such a time of classic beauty. The pendulum swings both sides of the extreme with fake boobs and Brazilian butt-lifts on one side and hairy pits and butt-ugly on the other. Neither of these extremes are attractive.
If this is what Prada looks like today, I’m a hard pass.
— Gilo (@_Gilo1) December 21, 2024
Us, too.
The famous, burning question from Derek Zoolander persists in my mind:
Did you ever think that maybe there’s more to life than being really, really… really ridiculously good looking?”-Derek Zoolander
Sure, when you have a fawning media calling you a “style icon”. In truth, if Ella Emhoff were not the step-daughter of Kamala Harris, she would be another dime-a-dozen Brooklyn liberal with her own knitting club. She would not be signed to a modeling agency. She would not be getting endorsements from Prada. She would not be attending New York Fashion Week or The Met Gala. She and her Frida Kahlo brows would be happily “organizing” with other like-minded comrades in her upper-class neighborhood to further fund Hamas, hanging their flags in the windows of their brownstones and thumbing her nose down at “less educated” people in this country.
For Ella Emhoff, the world is her oyster. I know Gillette went woke at one point. Perhaps they can point her to some nice razors for those underarms? And, maybe if she sells enough ugly sweaters she could fund her own Ella Emhoff Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
Voilà. Her caterpillar brows have become a butterfly!
Photo Credit: Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff from Washington D.C, United States, CC BY 2.0 , via Wikimedia Commons/Cropped
Jeff A. says: She has the same hobbit-like fashion sense as Sam Bankman-Fried’s ex.
John Shepherd says: A style icon is whatever the arbiters of fashion say it is. You are probably not enough to remember Twiggy but the mavens of fashion made her anorexic look iconic.
The “natural” look was popular through the late 70s. I had a girlfriend who was quite natural but she was also a 9.5. Loss of half a point for being an A.
For once, we could not agree more. Yes, I am old enough to remember Twiggy.
The funny thing is, when she WASN’T dressed to emphasize the anorexic look, she wasn’t “gorgeous” – but I would not have been ashamed to be seen on a date in public with her.
That cannot be said of Emhoff. A sow’s ear is a sow’s ear, no matter what you do with it.
Dietrich says: Ah yes, Heroin Chic.
“The pendulum swings both sides of the extreme with fake boobs and Brazilian butt-lifts on one side and hairy pits and butt-ugly on the other. Neither of these extremes are attractive.”
I could not agree more.
NTSOG says: “They say she is “beautiful”; that she has a certain je ne sais quoi, an “it factor”.
Scrawny, under-nourished and ugly.
Dietrich says: And entitled, don’t forget entitled.
CDC says: The excuse “O that wasn’t me”,sigh ‘it was my persona” is not going to work,because Satan can’t exist in someone singular in soul.What we are witnessing is the abandonment of whats left of those he took.
Bob Bob says: Weird Al is looking kinda rough these days.
Cameron says: A fro?! I call cultural appropriation on the white girl!
When I grow my hair out, I look like a cross between Brian May and Billy Squier.
This is like how Hollywood is pushing Zendaya as a big name actress. It’s not working and it’s annoying.
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