I now understand incels and femcels. Those folks who don’t date and remain celibate. In today’s society, that is a self-preservation strategy for sanity. Dating in the mid-twenties of the 21st century is a clusterf*ck in a dumpster fire, rolling down a shit hill. One very attractive young woman gave us a mind-blowing glimpse into the horrors, traps and pitfalls, but she also found redemption, giving us all hope.

That sounded a little like an electronic pinball machine, but that’s a lot like what it must be in her head.

Said young lady gives us a glimpse of her life situation by telling us she lives on the East Side of L.A., the artsy side, like Brooklyn, New York. While I think the blessed Brooklynites would BEG to differ, that is not the point. The point is that she went on a date with a guy from the West Side. Not Beverly Hills or Culver City, but Santa Monica, for Gaia’s sake. That’s like practically another planet. BROS live there. Honest to Betsy BROS. What is a bro? I found a helpful list of men who might fit the “bro” moniker on NPR:

Matthew McConaughey, Joe Rogan, John Mayer, Dane Cook, the conveniently and appropriately named Brody Jenner. But we ultimately concluded that at the chewy nougat-y core of bro-dom lay the eminently quotable Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte.

Young lady may have felt the feminism leaving her body during her date, but I felt my soul leaving my body during her description of dating life. She goes on dates with a lot of men and WOMEN. Because she’s not allowed to discriminate, right. She’s bisexual. They all are. Plus, there’s always a lot of negotiation over who pays. I’m exhausted and this is not the date yet. This kind of dating sounds way too transactional to me. Money, money, gender, transaction. I would just stay home, stream something and eat a bowl of popcorn.

Now, you are ready. Here is the date description. Hang on:

Homegirl reverted back to factory settings in the presence of masculinity.

6 years of “women and gender studies” down the drain. pic.twitter.com/Y5sbIk6i2l

— MERICA MEMED (@Mericamemed) December 20, 2023

That poor, poor child. What a small, indoctrinated life she has led. Returned to “factory settings”. That’s funny. From Not The Bee:

This liberal girl’s sitting here eating cereal out of an artsy cat bowl, talking about the men and women she’s gone on dates with, and her heart is aflutter for this guys’ guy out of Santa Monica who was confident, assertive, responsible, and caring.

A date with a straight bro’s bro that befell her organically. I am not going to lie. I am surprised he didn’t run for the hills the way she talks. He threw down his card and turned her world upside down.

I feel so sorry for that poor lamb out in the world without a clue. And, then, two more players entered the game. These two are old enough to know way better. Megyn Kelly and Matt Walsh. It’s Christmas guys, give it a rest. Geesh.

Actually, no she doesn’t. She can find a man who pays and also gets completely hot for a working wife who doesn’t cook or behave like any sort of traditional wife. https://t.co/0iwlgpbwgm

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) December 21, 2023

What in the actual Moon Pie is wrong with these two? How can young people have someone to look up to when this is what you get? They weren’t done yet:

Your premise that “she has to be willing to play her part and be traditionally feminine” if she likes having her dinner paid for is wrong. Lots of us women have guys who pay bc they enjoy taking care of us & they don’t expect us to be “traditionally feminine;” in fact they find… https://t.co/lR345oIRPj

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) December 21, 2023

What? Play her part. Traditionally feminine. Fire and excitement of a working wife? Megyn and Matt are about as shallow as that cat covered cereal bowl out young heroine was using. Matt and Megyn are arguing idiotic points. Tradwife? They were on a first date. She found out she like it.

Marriage isn’t fire and excitement. Marriage is a partnership. People like Megyn and Matt are the roadblocks on the way to a happy marriage. Talk about your unreal expectations. This is so beautiful to me.

Partnership. Getting shit done. Taking turns so that you can get to the freaking “fire and excitement”.

Have great dates with Bros, young lady. Don’t go to Matt and Megyn for advice.

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