The insufferable petulance of the reflexively contrarian Left and the equally boorish #NeverTrumpers—including Bill Kristol—began almost immediately after the various parts of what was once Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi achieved room temperature.

And then if you were watching Sunday night’s Game 5 between the Astros and the Nationals, you’d have heard boos and chants of “Lock Him Up” from some of the game’s attendees, which was located smack dab in the middle of The Swamp. You see, President Trump attended the game, the FLOTUS and several of our brave, wounded veterans in tow. How dare he enjoy a little down time and celebrate those who work 24/7 to keep out nation safe, and free.

And as if Karma herself were watching, the Astros eventually routed the Nationals, to bring themselves back from two games to zero, and just one game away from winning the World Series. As they say: don’t mess with Texas.

So it’s no great surprise that the king of the #NeverTrumpers, has-been Bill Kristol of the now-defunct Weekly Standard, just couldn’t let sleeping dogs lie for one damned minute. In response to this…

We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi! pic.twitter.com/PDMx9nZWvw

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 28, 2019

DOG UPDATE: The dog who aided the ISIS raid has an invitation to the White House “whenever he can get over here,” per senior official. The president wants to meet him.

— Katie Rogers (@katierogers) October 28, 2019

…he tweeted this:

FURTHER UPDATE: The dog has respectfully declined the invitation. She is #NeverTrump. https://t.co/9CMF1p9lwL

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) October 28, 2019

Now I apologize in advance if you like this dweeb, but I just can’t take any more of his self-serving dog droppings.

This incredible canine soldier helped corner the world’s Enemy Target Number One, and she deserves the respect of the entire world. And a few big, meaty bones:

Leave it to the bone-headed media to ask for the dog’s name, making her and her handler, and anyone else in the general vicinity, a potential target of terrorist retribution.

The dog, whose name and breed remain unknown [pic released yesterday], chased Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi into a tunnel and cornered him. With no place to go, the terrorist leader blew himself up along with three of his children, who he was using as human shields. The dog’s injuries highlighted the importance of military working dogs in special operations. Often, they will enter the danger zone with a camera on their backs before the humans do so.”

” ‘The dog is a war veteran and a valued member of the team,’ a currently serving soldier assigned to Delta Force told the Washington Examiner. The soldier did not provide details, pending permission from the dog’s handler and chain of command. Everyone involved in the mission is being debriefed and is out of communication for the time being, the soldier said. Within the community, he says, ‘The injury to the dog is an injury to one of us. These dogs are a special breed of courageous.’ “

Absolutely. And here’s hoping Doggo recovers from her injuries soon, and receives her own bronze statue in the tradition of Balto. You can read more about this K9 hero and other military dogs here.

And as a side note dripping with irony: that cowardly cockroach Abu Bakr (anagram for “bark,” snicker snort) al-Baghdadi was hunted down by a female dog. And you know what they say about karma.

But even given all of that, could Bill Kristol keep his finger off the Twitter twigger? Nope.

Like the pompous ass he is, Kristol had to go small. He had to go petty. And he had to minimize a brave soldier, a fur-covered bad-ass who ran down the genocidal rapist who committed unspeakable horrors preceding his much-deserved demise.

So excuse me, Mr. Kristol, but I love this dog. I’m sick of the non-stop impeachment bull shit. I’m sick of your 24-7 Hate TrumpFest for which you can’t give-it-a-rest for one moment even in the face of one of the most important “gets” in our nation’s long history.

So to you I say: the nation needs a collective “Hoorah!” And you and your mental midget compadres over at the WaPo are not going to steal this moment away from us. And you’re not going to steal it away from the families who lost a loved one to what amounts to the modern-day Hitler.

This fur-baby has more cajones than you and your Swamp peeps combined. And I can almost guarantee that this fur-covered powerhouse will be visiting the White House; she will be getting the biggest reception a military hero can receive; and I suspect she’ll get a few tasty treats to boot. And maybe even a shiny new collar. Because I’ve got news for ya, Billy: this president is not the former president. He loves our military personnel and he lets them do their jobs without one hand tied behind their backs. And for that, he’s gonna get a big slobbery kiss from one lion-hearted pooch. Because when you’re invited to the White House, you go to the White House, no matter who is currently occupying the Oval, and no matter your personal feelings toward him.

And you, Bill? Well, I suspect you’ll just keep treading water over in the scabies-infested Twitter swamp. And isn’t that the perfect place for a has-been gutter snipe like you?

Feature Images Credit: Gage Skidmore via Wikimedia; creative commons license; image altered.