Syed Farook’s Family Hires Conspiracy-Addled Attorney (video)

Syed Farook’s Family Hires Conspiracy-Addled Attorney (video)

Syed Farook’s Family Hires Conspiracy-Addled Attorney (video)

There are lawyers, and then there are lawyers who will defend the indefensible by concocting the most outlandish theories to defend their clients.

Such are the attorneys representing the family of Syed Farook.

Attorney David Chesley, along with attorney Mohammed Abuershaid, questioned the accounts of the shooting in San Bernardino on Wednesday that left 14 people dead.


Chesley likened the incident to the shooting at Sandy Hook school by speculating whether or not that school shooting actually occurred. Cue Twilight Zone theme music.

“There were a lot of questions drawn with Sandy Hook and whether or not that was a real incident or not,” he said. “There’s a lot of people that said it happened but hasn’t happened in the way that it was purported to have taken place.”

Oh, I see. It’s a conspiracy. Just like Sandy Hook was a false flag operation. Riiight.

And the 5000 rounds of ammunition and a dozen pipe bombs found at the home of Syed Farook and his terrorist wife?

Ammo rounds found in Farook’s home.

“Obviously, these things were found there, how they got there we don’t know,” said Chesley. Because no one, including Farook’s family, had ever seen him with them. “The pipe bombs, for example. No one had ever seen him have or use anything like that.”

I see. They were planted there. Just like OJ’s glove. Who are you going to believe — Chesley or your lying eyes?

And Syed’s ISIS-loving wife, Tashfeen Malik? Why, she couldn’t have possibly used a gun! She weighed only 90 pounds! Chesley flippantly invoked the names of Bonnie and Clyde to demonstrate how crazy the whole husband-wife rampage idea is.

Well, that joke’s on Chesley. The real Bonnie Parker stood 4’10” and weighed 90 pounds. That didn’t stop her from shooting up the South in the 1930’s, did it?

The diminutive Bonnie Parker with a big gun.

David Chesley, keep an ear to your phone. I’m pretty sure you’ll be getting a call from conspiracy crackpot Alex Jones. He thinks the San Bernardino shooting was a false flag. You’d be a great guest on his radio program.

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  • S. Jones says:

    Attorney David Chesley should do his homework first before speeking in front of media cameras. One of the weapons Bonnie Parker used to shoot at law enforcement officers was a cut down Browning Automatic Rifle (BAR), the weapons weight was about 13 pounds, and fired a .30/06 round. Both the physical size (weight) of the BAR, and the recoil of the .30/06 round was larger than the AR-15 rifle, with its 5.56mm/.223 cartridge. If Ms. Parker could handle the BAR, then this female killer could have easly handled an AR-15. I know half a dozen women who own AR-15 and have no problem shooting them at the fireing range.

  • I think Hillary! just found her nominee for Attorney General.

  • Tracy james says:

    Attorney Chesley and Abuershaid are representing the Farook Family ? Some misguided individuals actually paid these two for their services in a effort to accomplish …..something? for the Family of these two evil doers?
    I can certainly find empathy for how terrible it must be to find yourself tied to and judged for the actions of a family member as though you are part and parcel of that persons beliefs or actions. I know I would be horrified and struggle through a bunch of trauma if it was my close relative.
    But these two attorneys were so over the top, so full of lame excuse and attempted spin, frankly i was shocked. If I were their client, they would be SO FIRED.

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