Seminary Students Confess Their Sins To Plants

Seminary Students Confess Their Sins To Plants

In a prime example of group psychosis, students at Union Theological Seminary, at Columbia University in New York City, confessed their sins to plants. Potted plants. No word from the plants on whether they forgave the students.

Trudeau is Another Woke Member of Team Face Paint

Trudeau is Another Woke Member of Team Face Paint

Nothing shouts “woke” like Canadian PM Justin Trudeau painting his skin a dusky shade of brown. Well, singing “Day-O” while in blackface at a high school talent…

San Diego Border Wall Is Glorious

San Diego Border Wall Is Glorious

President Donald Trump visited a section of the border wall near San Diego yesterday. He even signed the wall. Trump was in California doing campaign fund-raising. The…

Confess Your Climate Change Bad Self!

Confess Your Climate Change Bad Self!

NBC News has decided that in order to save our climate from ourselves, confessing our climate change sins is just the ticket.

Hoodies With Names Of School Shootings And Mock Bullet Holes Is “Fashion”

Hoodies With Names Of School Shootings And Mock Bullet Holes Is “Fashion”

During New York Fashion Week, a company called Bstroy paraded a line of hoodies with names on it down the catwalk. The names were Virginia Tech, Columbine,…

Hillary Clinton: How to Lose 2020

Hillary Clinton: How to Lose 2020

From the files of “We Seriously Did Not Make This Up” comes Hillary Clinton. The former 2016 presidential hopeful came out of the woodwork long enough to…

Execution of Tyshawn Lee Doesn’t Fit Narrative

Execution of Tyshawn Lee Doesn’t Fit Narrative

Four years ago, Tyshawn Lee was murdered execution style in a Chicago alley. You might think that this was just another shooting in Chicago, but there was…

Saint Greta Sails In And Shames Democrats

Saint Greta Sails In And Shames Democrats

All the way from Sweden sailed young saint, Greta Thunberg. She toiled the high seas all the way to the U.S.A. to give Democrats and anyone who…

“Good Looking” Corey Lewandowski Plays Impeachment Inquiry

“Good Looking” Corey Lewandowski Plays Impeachment Inquiry

Former 2016 Campaign Manager and proud Trump ally, Corey Lewandowski, appeared before the House Judiciary Committee today and played the Democrats like Itzhak Perlman with his Stradivarius….

NYT Writers Shift Blame For Kavanaugh Fail

NYT Writers Shift Blame For Kavanaugh Fail

New York Times reporters Kate Kelly and Robin Pogrebin are in a lot of hot water today, trying to clean up a mess of their own making….

“Ethical” Democrats To Investigate Elaine Chao About Chao Family Business

“Ethical” Democrats To Investigate Elaine Chao About Chao Family Business

Since the Democrats can’t stifle Senator Mitch McConnell, they’ve now decided to go after his wife, Department of Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao. The Democrats on the House…

Women’s March Gets New Board, Same Bigotry

Women’s March Gets New Board, Same Bigotry

Despite taking several PR hits straight to the chin, the Women’s March is attempting a comeback. To do that, they need new leadership.

“Country Music”  Documentary Is Latest By Ken Burns

“Country Music” Documentary Is Latest By Ken Burns

Ken Burns latest documentary “Country Music” debuted with episode one last night on PBS. The series will run for eight episodes of nearly 16 hours. I wasn’t…

Cheerleaders Get Probation For Trump Sign Picture

Cheerleaders Get Probation For Trump Sign Picture

Cheerleaders from Stanly County High School in North Carolina have been placed on probation for posing with a Trump 2020 sign before a football game on August…

Beto Insists On Saying Quiet Part Very Loudly

Beto Insists On Saying Quiet Part Very Loudly

Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke is determined to crash his presidential campaign like a car after a night of drinking. *cough*

The Real Reasons Dem POTUS Candidates Want Justice Kavanaugh Impeached

The Real Reasons Dem POTUS Candidates Want Justice Kavanaugh Impeached

They did everything they could to keep him off the bench. First, Dianne Feinstein lobbed a grenade into the confirmation hearings with sexual assault allegations against a…

Cory Booker Still Wants Your Guns, He’ll Just Take Them With LOVE

Cory Booker Still Wants Your Guns, He’ll Just Take Them With LOVE

Cory Spartacus Booker is worried that Robert Francis’ gun grabbing rhetoric is just too much like icky Republican fearmongering.

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