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john kerry’s sarah palin joke

why does john ‘reporting for duty’ kerry say these dumb things? you’d think after being excoriated on the campaign trail 6 years or so ago, he would have learned his lesson, but no he didn’t.

some think john kerry said this not because he hates sarah palin but because he is just a jerk. i happen to think both are true: he hates sarah (they all do) AND he is a doofus-jerk.

The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre’’ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days’’ and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.

“Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’

The Democratic-centric crowd laughed.

by the way, he said this before governor sanford’s shameful press conference, so the good news is he wasn’t implying an affair. the bad news is he was wishing what? death? harm? kidnapping?

and lest you forget…


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thank god president bush won re-election.
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sorry i haven’t been able to blog as much as i had hoped. being the history geek that i am, i just have way too much to see and drink in here. i return to oregon this weekend so blogging should return to normal then. 🙂

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  • greg says:

    It’s interesting to note that this lame “joke” was reported on the very day that Gov. Palin left on a trip to visit Alaska National Guard troops deployed overseas. When was the last time Kerry went overseas to visit the troops?

    Kerry, along with all the democrats, wish Sarah Palin would go away, because they know that she is the only republican that can go head to head with 0bama. She’s not afraid to go after his record (or lack of one.) She’s the only one who could raise enough money to make it at least a somewhat level playing field, and she is the only one who can draw tens of thousands of people to her rallies.

  • Ken says:

    Who’s John Kerry?

  • richie says:

    Is john kerry a jerk or what. He needs to grow up and visit our troops. His demonstration of leadership is profoundly stupid.

  • John says:

    John Kerry is a repeatable JERK of the century!! Anybody who can lie about
    receiving a Purple Heart from the War in Vietnam, is a stupid JERK. You can’t receive a Puple Heart for shooting yourself in the ass, John Kerry!! We all know that you shot yourself in the ass because you were loaded with grass.

  • Jonah says:

    this is the problem with you conservatives you have no sense of humah. get one then come and talk to the rest of us. otherwise go pizz yourselfs

  • Rope says:

    Jonah, I have a great sense of humor. I just don’t happen to think it’s funny to wish any person would “go missing”.

    Greg/Richie, I’m not so sure John Kerry would be welcomed by our troops. Remember this little gaff “You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don’t you get stuck in Iraq.” OOPSIE

    This guy and biden run a close race as to who can put their foot in their mouths the most times in 6 months.

  • jeff says:

    “this is the problem with you conservatives you have no sense of humah. get one then come and talk to the rest of us. otherwise go pizz yourselfs”

    And I say, Americans don’t have, or want, senses of “humah” or anything pleasant or nice or kind to say (or think) when it comes to people who hate America, VietCong thugs and torturers, traitors like Jane Fonda who appease those thugs, and friends of traitors like Jane Fonda, and pretend-heroes who are raging cowards at heart. John Kerry is a lying sack of Ted Kennedy’s dung.

    Your “rest of us” is an ever-shrinking minority characterized mainly by your poorly-informed, uninvited, shreiking infestations of otherwise wholesome and worthwhile spaces…such as this blog’s comment section.

    Here’s an idea: How about we let Sarah Palin take on John Kerry in a bare-knuckles bar fight? Winner take all in the 2012 general election? Seeing John Kerry humbled and whimpering under a table, like the dispicable pansy he is? At the hands of a Grandma?

    Now, there’s you some “humah” for you.

  • Jane says:

    Sarah Palin is a bubble brained idiot. She needs to disappear.

  • jeff says:

    If it took one bubble-brained idiot to know another, Jane would certainly know better. It is precisely that she is NOT an idiot that terrifies the leftist loonies.

  • Micky says:

    Yeah right Jane.
    While thats just your opinion adults realize that a bubble brained idiot couldnt get where Palins at today if that were true. If my opinion of you were to be the guage of your intelligence you’d come out looking like a rock who knows how to type. But we all know better, right ?
    While I may not agree with Obamas policies and half the time think they border on insanity I never thought he was an idiot.
    Trust me, its easy. For every instance you think displays stupidity on her part I can find just as many if not more showing your messiah to be just as dumb as you perceive her to be.
    If she were a liberal, you guys would be lining up and paying good money to kss her a$$

    Jonah.
    You whats really funny ?
    During the whole campaign you guys were pitting Palin against Obama and not Biden. Strange, I thought she was competing for the VP seat ? If shes so dumb then why was she seen as more of a threat to Obama than Biden ? And why instead of Biden were her and Obamas resumes being placed side by side ?
    Maybe its because even you guys on the left know that when it comes to Joe its best to just leave him out of the picture as much as possible ?

  • Micky says:

    Actually, I’ll bet Obama requested that on more than one occasion Joe do some disappearing of his own

  • Ken says:

    “Sarah Palin is a bubble brained idiot. She needs to disappear.”

    Ahhh, more intelligent analysis from the left. I love how scared they are of her.

  • PenniePan says:

    Ken NO ONE is scared of Sarah Palin. In fact please continue to idolize the conservative equivalent of Barbie. We hope and pray more of you will continue you deifying of her and that she becomes your nominee in 2012. That would give those on my side such incredible joy that I am gleeful just thinking about the fun.

    John Kerry should have been president now, in his second term but for those lying bastards swiftboating him he would be.

    Kate you pictures are rude. Photographers take hundreds at incredible shutter speeds. It’s easy to find pics like these. Don’t get mugged in D.C. now.

  • Micky says:

    Pennie calling Palin Barbie…

    Priceless

  • Micky says:

    “Kate you pictures are rude. Photographers take hundreds at incredible shutter speeds. It’s easy to find pics like these.”

    Yeah, so what ?
    Some models just give better material to work with allowing the photographer to save time and film. 12 exposures and a five year old could of put those shots together.

  • jeff says:

    Speaking of bubble-brained idiots, let us now turn to one of the usual suspects in THAT department, PunyPan.

    Question for you Puny: If you aren’t terrified of a Republican candidate whose primary political characteristics are consistency, adherence to the constitution, and a fearless obligation to lead, even in opposition to her own party, then why battle so damn hard to demean and belittle her?

    “John Kerry should have been president now” she says.

    Why? You think that picture of him bent over proves he’d be more “receptive” than your current Eunuch-In-Chief to the wishes of the those radical Muslims and wacky Norks?

  • John Kerry should have been president now, in his second term but for those lying bastards swiftboating him he would be.

    Oh that’s rich. Who is the “lying bastard” in that sentence, cuz it isn’t the swiftboat crowd. It’s well documented that Kerry lied about his service and, ahem, injuries in Vietnam.

    Got anything else?

    Cuz you people really do take the cake. You’re still pissed that Kerry lost an election that took place over 4 years ago. Hell I’m betting your still pissed that the election was stolen from Al Gore – over 9 years ago.

    You guys fill yourselves up with so much hatred, remembering every nuance of every slight for the past 50 years – it’s no wonder you worship at the altar of Obama. You don’t have room left for reason or rational discourse.

    Of course you people are afraid of Sarah Palin. She represents everything the left espouses – independence, success in family and career. Yet – horror of horrors – she’s a conservative. Makes you guys heads spin like Linda Blair.

    Which is, to be honest, kinda fun to watch from this side.

  • PenniePan says:

    Kris, Mickey and Jeff

    Here’s the deal kiddos. Of course we’re steal mad about 2000! An election was stolen from more then 1/2 the country and decided by 9 idiots who wear black robes and play with themselves. John Kerry’s election was also stolen but in a different way: through lies and accusations and half truths and whispers and smears.

    We are STILL aglow with our win in ’08 and will be for some time. It is our RIGHT to rub your silly noses in it whenever we can just to remind you that this is OUR win and OUR President and you WILL NOT take him away from us or smear him or undermine him.

    If you all like to identify with your faux warrior princess Kate and her Barbie doll candidate Sarah Palin thats fine. But be prepared. I think it’s all quite funny myself.

    And Jeff: Barack has shown more balls in his stare down with North Korea and Iran then either you or Shrub ever dreamed of when you were 13.

  • jeff says:

    We smear him constantly, with or without your permission, and he undermines himself with his ineptitude and cowardice. “Stare-down”, indeed.

    Was voting “present” more evidence of his staring-down ballsiness?

    And by the way, weren’t y’all (his disciples) ordered to capitalize the “H” in “him”? I’ll rat your ass out at the huffpo, you dippy fruitloop.

  • Marsha says:

    Well Pennie I just spit all over my computer screen because of your “stare down” comment!! HAHAHA Now that was funny.

  • Pennie – get over it. 2000 was 9 years ago. And those 9 idiots? Your precious president is about to appoint one of them – I know, that one will be better than everyone else because she was appointed by your president.

    No one is taking away your right to be aglow with the win – no matter what I think of his policies and ability to govern, the election of Obama was historic.

    Speaking of smearing & undermining – since you are still so upset about the stolen election 9 years ago, care to take a trip down memory lane about President Bush? There isn’t enough bandwidth on any blog to recount the smears, attacks and viciousness that President Bushand his administration endured for 8 years.

    So those of us who don’t agree with Obama will speak out about it – and we’ll do it without the smears and attacks that the left threw over the wall since 2000. We’ll just present the facts – that will be enough.

    Some of us may feel that Obama stole the election from the conservatives because of a media too enraptured to shed light on any one of a dozen reasons why Obama should not have been elected. But we won’t be agonizing over it 4 years from now.

    You’ll notice that even now, we aren’t bemoaning a “stolen” election. We aren’t accusing the president of being elected illegally.

    We are simply moving forward and speaking out. 4 years from now when conservatives win back the White House – we won’t gloat, we’ll move forward to stem the tide of disastrous policies that Obama will shove thru.

    And that’s what you people will never understand. The ability to look forward rather than dwelling on the past.

  • Marsha says:

    Oh and Pennie knock off the comments about Kate. She doesn’t deserve it and you are here because she lets you stay. In a nano second you could be gone and if you don’t stop, I am going to start chirping in her ear until she does do something about you.

  • Elizabeth says:

    I really don’t get all the extreme nastiness directed at Sarah Palin at all. She has never done anything to these people, except for run for office. That’s it.

  • Paul says:

    Democrats can’t get Palin off the brain precisely because of the results of 2000 and 2004!

    The last thing we want is another idiot in the White House like we had with Bushy! You people just think she is a real folk and all of that. Well maybe she would be fun to go shopping with or have coffee with but do you want this double digit iq’r to have control over nuclear weapons??? Or the military? Or the economy Or Iran for God sakes?

    Conservatives are the ones who need to not live in the past. Because though I don’t think it could happen there is a slight chance we could wake up with a President Palin and life as we know would be completely and utterly destroyed.

  • Lynn says:

    LOL. I darn near choked after reading the comment, “And Jeff: Barack has shown more balls in his stare down with North Korea and Iran then either you or Shrub ever dreamed of when you were 13.”

    It’s people like pennie, that have the mentality of sheep, that got us in the bad place we are now by voting in Obumer. I’d bet that woman that hate Palin hate themselves and if I hear one more person say she has no brains, I will scream. lol

    I’d like P.P. aka. Penniepan, do give FIVE, just five examples of what Obumer did before the liberal media took him as their new project? I bet you can’t give any without google. Obumer has done nothing to deserve being president, nothing. The only thing he is good at is talking, and even then he sucks when his teleprompter isn’t working properly.

  • Ken says:

    “Ken NO ONE is scared of Sarah Palin.”

    Keep telling yourself that, Pennie. As long as you believe it, that’s all that matters.

    “John Kerry should have been president now, in his second term but for those lying bastards swiftboating him he would be.”

    Wow, that says alot. What color is the sky in your world, Pennie. Kerry tried to lie to cover up his B.S. actions, but he got caught.

    “Kate you pictures are rude.”

    Rude pictures? That’s about the funiest thing I’ve heard yet. Pennie, you are a very ignorant and hate filled person. You really need to let it go, it will eat you up.

    You post no arguments, just silly tantrums and childish mantra. You need to grow up and join us in the adult world.

    “Don’t get mugged in D.C. now.”

    Speaking of the immaturity……

  • Jared says:

    Kate I was reading my Bible today a.k.a. the Huffington Post and saw that they link your nothing blog, this particular article. It’s in their blog section at the bottom right corner. Thought you might like to know.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/sarah-palin

  • kate says:

    pennie
    the camera doesn’t lie. he is a dork. a big one. and he can’t catch (or throw) a football. period.

    elizabeth the only possible answer is they fear her. she will steal their ‘precious.’

    kris right on. point for point, liberals other then one or 2 here (and on many conservative sites), refuse to discuss issues – they would rather attack the messenger.

    ken wb!

  • Jing says:

    “Kerry, along with all the democrats, wish Sarah Palin would go away, because they know that she is the only republican that can go head to head with 0bama.”

    HA!! Good God you people are insane. Let her be your candidate!! Please!!! Hell, I will even work for her nomination!!

  • kate says:

    jared thanks for letting me know. that would explain all of the ‘stuff’ my filter has caught today. heh.

  • BikerDan says:

    “If you all like to identify with your faux warrior princess Kate”

    PenniePan so if you have so many probs with Kate why do you come to the blog every day? Why participate in her articles? Why is it necessary to call her names?

    “Barack has shown more balls in his stare down with North Korea and Iran then either you or Shrub ever dreamed of when you were 13.”

    Pennie put down the pipe. You are smoking some bad stuff. Maybe Obama has balls in your universe but he sure hides them here.

  • Ken says:

    “Hell, I will even work for her nomination!!”

    Hey, I remember you!! Didn’t you work for Kerry’s campaign?

    “Kate I was reading my Bible today a.k.a. the Huffington Post”

    That’s so sad. I am thoroughly convinced that the left would be much more informed if they got their news from a real news site, but I digress.

    “If you all like to identify with your faux warrior princess Kate and her Barbie doll candidate Sarah Palin thats fine.”

    I guess that’s better then identifying with the princess Obama.

    “Well maybe she would be fun to go shopping with or have coffee with but do you want this double digit iq’r to have control over nuclear weapons??? Or the military? Or the economy Or Iran for God sakes?”

    Let me think…………YES! She would do a much better job than Barack “I vote present on national security issues” Obama. Obama has been an absolute embarrassment and his weakness is showing with every passing national security crisis. I just hope a lot of people don’t die before most people realize it. Please, Obama sheep, tell me how Obama is SO much more qualified in national security issues than Palin. Dazzle me.

  • becky says:

    Gomer Pyle!

  • Jane says:

    “…your faux warrior princess Kate” LMFAO Pennie! You were on a roll with that comment. LOVED the “Palin Barbie” reference too.

  • Micky says:

    “Barack has shown more balls in his stare down with North Korea and Iran then either you or Shrub ever dreamed of when you were 13.”

    Stare down ? What ? Got yourself a fresh batch of Jenkem ?
    I know it feels real good for you to spew that total absolute ridiculous bull but the fact is that your precious ones “stare down” has only resulted in Israel getting the short end of the stick, Hamas getting 900 million dollars, Europe said “NO WE WONT HELP YOU IN THE MIDDLE EAST”, he wants to negotiate still with an illegitimate leader of Iran after he murdered his own people on the street while Kim tests every damn thing in the barn, threatens to wipe us out, shipping weapons across the globe and aims missles at us.
    Balls my a$$. Since this schmucks been in office every damn tyrant of the face of the earth is having a free for all field day with his a$$.
    If it werent for all the broken promises where he ended up using Bushs national security policies we’d probably be having another 911 with half of Gitmo flying the damn planes.
    He has no balls, no clue, no guts, not even a sack.

    Stare down… pfft.

    Oh, by the way, since you said you had a “Che” beret is this you in the video ?
    Ever since I’ve met you I cant help but think of you everytime I watch it.

    http://video.aol.com/video-detail/che-date-a-revolutionary-dating-service/1040477253

    Jane .
    Warrior princess is quite admirable as opposed to you and Pennie being two of Obamas mindless interns ?
    Talk all the smack you want the fact remains that none of you can refute Palins resume or give any rebuttal to the case for her accomplishments.

    “Warrior princess” and “Barbie ”
    “Tee hee hee…” like two little girls getting your jollys, got any pom poms to go with that ?
    Pathetic.

  • kate says:

    pennie and jane?

    why don’t you make a quality decision to be strong, smart women of integrity because that’s so much better then being resident trolls. your chronic attacks on me are getting really old.

  • lisab says:

    as probably the lone massachusetts citizen commenting here (we are citizens not residents in massachusetts)

    john kerry is a fine senator … he is also a total ass and until obama showed up, i thought john kerry had the biggest ego in the universe … john kerry would have been a poor president, not as much a disater as obama … but bad.

    however … he is actually a rather good senator if you have a problem and he is your senator. when i was in the peace corps a consel officer in a us embassy was hasseling me over my passport — peace corps volunteers have government passports — though not diplomatic passports. anyway … the consel officer did not like me and was hasseling me about getting a new passport — basically mine was expiring and i needed one to travel and he would not get one for me.

    soooooo … my parents called John Kerry’s office … needless to say, i got my passport right away … and the consel officer was furious.

    also … i do not doubt his physical courage. if a terrorist was charging me and john mcain or palin or either bush or cheney or powell or romney (or rope) was next to me with a gun i would not be afraid. if biden or hillary was next to me … i would be concerned. if edwards or bill was next to me i would have to protect them. if obama was with me … then the terrorist would have help …

    but john kerry … yes, he is a conceited ass … but he has courage … he would protect me … i have no doubt in either his courage or loyalty

  • kate says:

    lisa you said

    ‘if a terrorist was charging me and john mcain or palin or either bush or cheney or powell or romney (or rope) was next to me with a gun i would not be afraid. if biden or hillary was next to me … i would be concerned. if edwards or bill was next to me i would have to protect them. if obama was with me … then the terrorist would have help …’

    LOL! best line award!

  • kenny says:

    yall are just ridiculous. talk about holding grudges. get over kerry already.

  • Paul: I fixed this for you:

    …we could wake up with a President Obama and life as we know would be completely and utterly destroyed.

    Now you know how it feels to be a conservative today.

  • Ken says:

    “why don’t you make a quality decision to be strong, smart women of integrity because that’s so much better then being resident trolls.”

    That’s all the have kate. They have no ability to think, after all they are democrats, so all they can do is tear down other people. They’re sources for news are Keith Olbermann and The Huffington Post and you can see the result. Name calling and teasing are their medium.

    It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.

  • Micky says:

    “pennie and jane?
    why don’t you make a quality decision to be strong, smart women of integrity ”

    Isnt that what they’re doing ?

    I have no doubt that everytime they’re done posting their BS statements they walk away with their chest out, chin up and beaming with pride.

  • Allyson says:

    I think Sarah Palin just needs more experience and has to do more “homework”. So she might be a far better politician. But at her current state she really would have been a bad vice president.

  • Micky says:

    “But at her current state she really would have been a bad vice president.”

    Her record as politician is excellent. As far as her homework goes its only due to BS questions and the media taking every little thing shes said and blowing it totally out of proportion that gives the appearance she needs to brush up on anything.
    In the last 2 years the idiocy thats come out of Bidens mouth doesnt even begin to compare to the picture the MSM has tried to paint of her.
    Any freaking idiot would look good next to Biden so its not fair to say that “even ” Palin would of been better. Palin would outshine him in a class all her own.
    I can say with confidence that I’d much rather have her running the show right now as opposed to “The One”

  • Jane says:

    Well if you only want a blog that glorifies you you should have made that clear. I was under the impression you wanted discussion.

  • Micky says:

    No doubt that Kate can hold her own but I have to ask.
    If you were under the impression that Kate wanted discssion then why do you persistently attack hers and everyones person ?

    All you and Pennie seem to be able to do is offer a lot of glorious bluster about how great Obama is but you can never offer up any examples of what accomplishments make him so great or how you see his policies working to achieve any decent results.

    “Bush sucks and Obamas great because he offers hope and bla bla bla”
    “Bush ruined the country and Obama will fix it and bla bla bla .”

    Day after day.

    Has it occured to you that the reason its unclear that the blog is supposed to glorify Kate is because thats not really the intention ? I believe one of the main intentions would be to bring awareness to what a crappy president Obama is, spell out why, so we can choose better next time, remind folks of how it is that conservative principles will save our country. Maybe you could take a gamble and try to intelligently argue against that view ? Argue your ideology against ours/hers ?

  • Ken says:

    “I was under the impression you wanted discussion.”

    Yet you offer no discussion. Your posts are nothing more than name calling and tantrums all in the name of glorifying Obama. Perhaps if someday you offer something worth discussing, you’ll get honest debate.

    Until then we will continue to use your posts as comic relief.

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