In a truly bizarre story a group of German feminists have decided that the stories circulating around the interwebs about Muslim rape gangs attacking large numbers of German women in cities like Cologne, Germany on New Years eve are simply a cover for racism.

So bored of racists who only pretend to care about women's rights when they see an opportunity to bash Muslims.

— Laurie Penny (@PennyRed) January 6, 2016

Yes, that is correct. Now please set down your coffee before you read the rest of this lest you bathe your monitor again.

As if the feminists in this country weren’t insane enough-especially on this topic-the Germans seem to have upped the ante considerably on this one on the other side of the pond. You see, you cannot blame the poor refugees. No, not at all. After all, they are peaceable types seeking shelter for their wives (who seem to have stayed home) and their children, who may be abandoned by their families depending on their own health challenges.

Yeah, I wasn’t buying that either. So these insane women blame their German male counterparts-oh and the “rape culture” they perpetuate-for the roving bands of rapists that molested German women on New Years eve. One problem, it seems that the eye witness descriptions don’t jive with the ladies version of the story. According to a report by the BBC one eyewitness described a harrowing scene that was (thankfully) broken up by one of those “rape culture” supporting German men.

“I saw a group of older foreign men go up to a group of younger girls (they looked under 18) in the underground train and started pushing them around and touching them, and the girls stumbled near to the train tracks. But thankfully a German man stood up and defended them, so the girls were able to run away.”

The city’s female mayor got herself into a huge bit of trouble by suggesting that women refrain from “embracing everyone” since these actions “may be misinterpreted”.

You see to these “feminists”, what matters is that “refugees” are “marginalized”. From a Breitbart London piece on the attacks:

“Feminists are necessarily concerned with the protection of minorities and marginalised groups. If some of them are finding it difficult to speak up about the event because of concerns it might be used to encourage aggression against refugees, I can’t say I blame them. The fault lies not with the feminists but with those making them nervous to speak–the very same people, often, who are expressing outrage that they aren’t.”

What happened that night wasn’t a couple drunk guys out to cop a feel, it was a coordinated crime wave made up of Arab and North African men across the city. The police registered more than one hundred criminal complaints involving sexual assault and robbery that night alone.

One series of Tweets on this topic caught my eye and gave me hope that there is some reason to be had out of the insanity. This was tweeted by my hero, Milo Yiannapoulos of Breitbart London, who is himself a reformed liberal:

/3 So we pushed Islamaphobia. We blocked out anyone who was negative about the impact on our culture. We thought of OURSELVES as good. /c

— AltRightInfo (@AltRightInfo) January 7, 2016

/5 Instead of dealing w criminals we silence talk about these crimes. We are more worried about political correctness than women. /c

— AltRightInfo (@AltRightInfo) January 7, 2016

/7 We have become a people worried about words. We are pompous, self-righteous, judgement. We hate those who seek truth. We are lost.

— AltRightInfo (@AltRightInfo) January 7, 2016

In keeping with my teenaged theme of falling for un-available men, I have  fallen, lock, stock and barrel for Milo. If you need me, I will have retired to my fainting couch to contemplate my youthful dalliance with feminism, and thanking the Good Lord that I came to my senses before ending up like the idiots in Germany.